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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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I'm jealous too, I had that one in my head but wasn't able to beat 7 seconds this morning!!
10:10am
comment on caption:
Herbie Goes Bananas [Stephen Bean]
I don't usually vote for stand alone puns, but this one is very clever.
8:51pm
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Caesar salad [Stephen Bean]
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
It's not a pun. It's just a very clever caption. So you're excused, James Lennox. And so am I, as I voted for it, too.
Seize a salad / Sees a salad are puns.
9:49pm
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Caesar salad [Stephen Bean]
A couple of definitions of "pun":
Merriam-Webster - the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.
Collins - a clever and amusing use of a word or phrase with two meanings, or of words with the same sound but different meanings.
Without dissecting the joke to pieces, I think the first description of "pun" in both definitions fits "Caesar salad" pretty well.
10:04pm
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Caesar salad [Stephen Bean]
Damn you, sir. it's not a pun, and I'd quite happily fight you to the death about it. But not tonight, I'm a bit knackered. Maybe next Thursday. What do Merriam-Bloody-Webster or Collins know about anything?
10:18pm
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Caesar salad [Stephen Bean]
Great caption! Strength is in the length. Short and funny!
6:58pm
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Shark in vested waters [Stephen Bean]
You should see what my wife is putting up for the blue tits.
1:07pm
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What kind of birds nest in boots?
Doc House Martens. [Stephen Bean]
Good enough at just “Doc House Martens” !!
I would have said “Clarks Gable” but I’ve exceeded my quota ☹️
4:05pm
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What kind of birds nest in boots?
Doc House Martens. [Stephen Bean]
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5:37pm
comment on caption:
One Shoe Over the Cuckoo's Nest [Stephen Bean]
Did you stand to the right then?
10:14pm
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I tried this and my girlfriend stuck another piece of paper underneath with 'less sex' on the left and 'more sex' on the right. [Stephen Bean]