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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 19:00:25 |
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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02/04/24 7:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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08/11/24 20:01:49 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24 |
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20/04/24 7:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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21/04/24 7:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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02/11/24 12:01:08 |
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16/08/24 19:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 19:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 11:04:20 |
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30/07/23 11:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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01/11/24 8:03:09 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 11:01:52 |
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08/04/24 11:11:07 |
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05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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25/09/24 11:00:39 |
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14/06/24 11:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36 |
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06/05/24 11:00:19 |
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24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 7:01:38 |
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11/05/23 11:00:53 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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31/10/24 12:14:22 |
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18/10/24 11:01:09 |
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12/10/24 7:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 7:32:10 |
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09/04/24 7:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/05/23 11:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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10:41am
comment on caption:
"Look, I can see you're not happy so I'll tell you what, I'll knock a hundred quid off the two hundred million." [Stephen Bean]
With the help of Disney she’s having her udder removed.
9:01am
comment on caption:
The Cow that wanted to be a Sow
There was a calf called Daisy,
We all thought was a bit crazy.
She would frequently squeal,
I DON'T WANT TO BE VEAL!
Until the day I die,
Let me live in a sty.
The thought of life in a herd,
Seemed quite absurd.
So she made herself stink,
And wore a disguise in pink.
Such fun said the farmer's dog,
To see you as a hog.
But it really must grate...
That you can't mootate.
[Stephen Bean]
Btw, I do like the effort if it is just you or others are putting in with the rhymes. It's refreshing to see something stylistic to said individual/s and I think it works quite well.
Luckily no one has complained that it doesn't count as a caption 'cos they think it's too long, but I reckon if they do you'll give them a song!
9:30am
comment on caption:
The Cow that wanted to be a Sow
There was a calf called Daisy,
We all thought was a bit crazy.
She would frequently squeal,
I DON'T WANT TO BE VEAL!
Until the day I die,
Let me live in a sty.
The thought of life in a herd,
Seemed quite absurd.
So she made herself stink,
And wore a disguise in pink.
Such fun said the farmer's dog,
To see you as a hog.
But it really must grate...
That you can't mootate.
[Stephen Bean]
Un peu subtil pour Caption.me, je trouve...
8:15pm
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Pain in the neck [Stephen Bean]
That wee fucker. I think a natural resentment builds up when there's a character who you just want to get caught or eaten up. Make it end! No more smug Tweetie Pie or Road Runner!
I think by wanting Tweetie dead, I think what this means is that people are routing for the supremacists and wanting a return to the natural order of things. But if Tweetie has a winning formula where his safety is guaranteed always no matter what Sylvester does, rather than being the underdog isn't Tweetie in fact the tyrant? 🤔
3:43pm
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"What's for dessert Sylvester?"
"Tweetie Pie." [Stephen Bean]
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9:17pm
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Sonic.... BOOM! [Stephen Bean]
I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share.
8:34pm
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Grasper Carrot [Stephen Bean]
Indeed, I was expecting about twenty others. Almost couldn't bring myself to do it but it made me smile too much.
(reply to an Anon comment which was deleted)
8:08am
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Herbie Goes Bananas [Stephen Bean]
Almost couldn't bring yourself to do it but managed to get it posted in 7 seconds . Glad you didn't waste a couple more seconds thinking about it and losing out ... im only jealous I can't type that fast.
9:33am
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Herbie Goes Bananas [Stephen Bean]
I'm jealous too, I had that one in my head but wasn't able to beat 7 seconds this morning!!
10:10am
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Herbie Goes Bananas [Stephen Bean]