| This Week | Last Week | All Time | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quota | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | |
| Captions | 71 | 1 | 59 | 167 | #1 | 17981 | 43607 | #1 | ||
| Photos | 1 | #7 | 74 | 262 | #11 | |||||
| Comments | 26 | 2 | 5 | #2 | 1009 | 804 | #11 | |||
| Suggested Edits | 8 | 3 | 2 | #1 | 56 | 61 | #2 | |||
| Forum Posts | 213 | |||||||||
| Tips | ||||||||||
| This Week | Last Week | All Time | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Voted | Rank | Voted | Rank | Voted | Rank | |
| Captions | 75 | #3 | 18847 | #9 | ||
| Photos | 2193 | #10 | ||||
| Comments | 4 | #4 | 1046 | #9 | ||
| Suggested Edits | 17 | #5 | ||||
| Forum Posts | ||||||
| Tips | 4 | #2 | ||||
suggested edits
email us
I thought that not to give this a vote would be heartless.
5:28pm
comment on caption:
Coeur park [Stephen Bean]
Bit gutted as when I saw this photo I'd thought "Nurse, would you like to examine my privates?" - "Of course, Sergeant, please send them in", but then I didn't post in time and got pipped. Now that the annoyance of being beaten to the punch has worn off I'll give this the vote it deserves
7:36am
comment on caption:
"Yes sergeant, I'd love to take a look at your privates." [Stephen Bean]
Well he does live in a hot tank. It is a bit like the fiery pit.
7:04am
comment on caption:
"What possessed you to dress him like that?" [Stephen Bean]
Yes, who is your father? - He's got a lot to answer for. You are his child after all. I always blame the parents.
I only say this because some parents get territorial over their children and say they'd die for them. I'd like to see those same parents serve a prison sentence for their children's actions. They are after all one family unit.
12:01pm
comment on caption:
"My father helped me become a normal well adjusted adult. Perhaps that's why I joined caption.me."
Anon, commenter on captions since 2005 [Stephen Bean]
Even better if mispronounced the American way.
7:08am
comment on caption:
"Nice flowers. Who painted them?"
"Van Gogh." [Stephen Bean]
Best excuse ever!
7:16pm
comment on caption:
"No, you've not won yet. My king has 9 lives too." [Stephen Bean]
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
And Jane doesn't wear any.
11:47am
comment on caption:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, when do I get to go to bed with you?" [Stephen Bean]
Roses are yellow, blue, orange or red.
Based on the name, violets should be violet but are blue, it is said.
Sugar is sweet and it can't be beat whether from a maple or beet.
With those angiosperm reproductive structures on your head,
you look good enough to eat
lying in your flower bed.
1:14pm
comment on caption:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, when do I get to go to bed with you?" [Stephen Bean]
"Mum's the word."
2:46pm
comment on caption:
"You're so romantic Tony. Where did you get all the flowers from?"
"Someone left them lying outside Buckingham Palace." [Stephen Bean]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
5:54pm
comment on caption:
"I wish you'd quit hogging the bed." [Stephen Bean]