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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 12:17:45 |
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19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 8:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 12:01:52 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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Either that or the right is arming bears.
2:14pm
comment on caption:
They're exercising the right to bear arms.
[Stephen Bean]
"I've heard I'm an Orville lover too. That's why you should never sleep with a quack seat driver, all they do is complain. No wonder they never have any orgasms"
8:10pm
comment on caption:
"Fancy a quackie?"
"Sorry, I heard you're an Orville lover." [Stephen Bean]
Full of grease.
3:31am
comment on caption:
Kale Mary [Stephen Bean]
A solitary piranha with a decent level of willpower could probably make him last a week.
3:47pm
comment on caption:
Give a fish a man and you feed him for a day. [Stephen Bean]
"Sorry, did you say, my monkey?"
4:03pm
comment on caption:
"Your money or your Fyffe!"
[Stephen Bean]
Pain au chocolat?
12:35pm
comment on caption:
"Are they difficult to make?"
"No, but it can be painful if the chocolate's too hot." [Stephen Bean]
Carry On Captioneering
12:02pm
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"Shame, I was hoping for some rumpy pumpy." [Stephen Bean]
And it often ended in tiers.
8:41am
comment on caption:
A lot of people tried to cut their own hair during lockdown.
[Stephen Bean]
Capitalism's answer to that is very simple:
Struggling family? - Get a better job and improve your worth. Sell your soul and feed your kids. Nobody told you to have those kids in the first place, so they're your legacy and your responsibility. If you run into trouble, the caring community around you will help you out. See if the community's helping, then we don't need to give any extra support. It's poverty and poverty's difficult to tackle especially when I'm sitting on all of this lovely money. It's also a great chance for the odd photo opportunity when giving to a philanthropist cause as it reminds me that I don't do it very often. Then again kids are great for the economy as you'll always need to buy stuff for them! We won't mention that because then you're doing us a favour!
10:56am
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"I have to work long hours to feed my family. I'm on a verminimum wage." [Stephen Bean]
Communism's no better.
Standing in line with a ration book. What a miserable and monotonous existence that would be. And you'd never be able to criticise the party line without fear of repercussions.
4:26pm
comment on caption:
"I have to work long hours to feed my family. I'm on a verminimum wage." [Stephen Bean]