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Full of grease.
2:31am
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Kale Mary [Stephen Bean]
A solitary piranha with a decent level of willpower could probably make him last a week.
2:47pm
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Give a fish a man and you feed him for a day. [Stephen Bean]
"Sorry, did you say, my monkey?"
3:03pm
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"Your money or your Fyffe!"
[Stephen Bean]
Pain au chocolat?
11:35am
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"Are they difficult to make?"
"No, but it can be painful if the chocolate's too hot." [Stephen Bean]
Carry On Captioneering
11:02am
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"Shame, I was hoping for some rumpy pumpy." [Stephen Bean]
And it often ended in tiers.
7:41am
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A lot of people tried to cut their own hair during lockdown.
[Stephen Bean]
Capitalism's answer to that is very simple:
Struggling family? - Get a better job and improve your worth. Sell your soul and feed your kids. Nobody told you to have those kids in the first place, so they're your legacy and your responsibility. If you run into trouble, the caring community around you will help you out. See if the community's helping, then we don't need to give any extra support. It's poverty and poverty's difficult to tackle especially when I'm sitting on all of this lovely money. It's also a great chance for the odd photo opportunity when giving to a philanthropist cause as it reminds me that I don't do it very often. Then again kids are great for the economy as you'll always need to buy stuff for them! We won't mention that because then you're doing us a favour!
9:56am
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"I have to work long hours to feed my family. I'm on a verminimum wage." [Stephen Bean]
Communism's no better.
Standing in line with a ration book. What a miserable and monotonous existence that would be. And you'd never be able to criticise the party line without fear of repercussions.
3:26pm
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"I have to work long hours to feed my family. I'm on a verminimum wage." [Stephen Bean]
"I just hope I can remember the combination."
2:36am
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." [Stephen Bean]
I believe there may be some cake on offer too?
4:18pm
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"I'm glad there's no hard feelings about this month's caption competition Tony. It's very kind of you to invite me over for a drink."
"No problem James, I'll have that drink ready for you in a moment. I just need to add a few more ingredients..."
[Stephen Bean]