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lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean

clever x5 12/12/22 12:18:34		25 31
Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
	clever Force of habit 31/03/23 19:00:07	1 28
Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
	clever x2 Purple Reign 03/08/23 19:00:25	27


lol x2 clever 21/04/20 11:00:17		27

	lol Gwyneth Poultry 12/01/24 8:15:24	26

	creative clever Crocodile D'undie. 02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits	2 26
Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
	clever Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29	26


clever 08/07/20 11:00:09		26

	Weapon of bass destruction 02/04/24 7:03:31	25

	The wiener rakes it all 10/01/24 12:09:59, suggested edits	2 25

	Bone dry 07/01/24 8:00:12	25

	clever 🎵 Love me tender 🎵 03/12/23 8:13:31	25

	Jest in peace 20/08/23 11:01:05	25

	Ceiling fans 08/11/24 20:01:49	24

	lol "Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24	24

	clever Laps of memory 20/04/24 7:07:52	24

	clever "Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11	24

	Logbook 09/02/24 8:04:44	1 24

	New Kid on the Buck 27/10/23 19:00:32	24

	lol clever "It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10	1 24


lol creative 01/04/22 11:10:36		18 24
Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover

lol 07/10/18 11:00:09		1 24
Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
	Mortal Tomcat 05/08/24 11:17:45	23

	On the straight and narrow 21/04/24 7:05:18	23

	lol Thomas The Tanked Engine 22/12/23 8:13:58	23

	clever The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29	23

	LGBTQKFC 20/07/23 11:08:41	23

	clever Dessert Orchid 21/12/22 12:04:04	2 23

	clever Grasper Carrot 29/11/22 12:00:05	1 23
I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
	"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37	23

	clever Rowed hog 04/10/19 19:02:43	23

	Tom and Sherry 02/11/24 12:01:08	22

	lol Whodonut 16/08/24 19:24:01	22

	UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 19:28:54	22

	"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

	"Checkout that dress!" 07/09/23 11:04:20	22

	Rest in piste 30/07/23 11:00:19	22

	Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27	22

	Once more into the breeches 08/02/23 20:17:03	22

	clever "When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56	1 22

	"Bloody sundae drivers." 24/06/22 7:02:43	22

	clever "Who killed you?" "C-U-R-I-O-S..." 31/03/22 11:45:46	22

	lol "You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12	22

	A Room with a Flue 01/11/24 8:03:09	21

	Tom Cruise 12/07/24 7:00:57	1 21
This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
	Knitwork Rail 10/05/24 11:01:52	21

	lol Tykewondo 08/04/24 11:11:07	21

	Wed Nose Day Nod to 8:21:15 05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26	2 21

	Parking up the wrong tree 11/02/24 20:02:12	1 21
Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
	Purple Reign 04/01/24 8:04:07	21

	Ash in the Attic 13/12/23 12:01:27	1 21
Looking for entiques? --John Glover
	The circle of lifers 29/01/23 20:00:10	21

	clever The Towel and the Pussycat 14/12/22 20:00:40	21

	lol "Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38	21

	Man impersonating Chris Beach makes a hasty exit from caption.me headquarters after sending thousands of spicy messages. 08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57	3 21
Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
	clever Red Dwarf 24/04/22 19:21:16	21

	The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54	21

	and Ken-obi 25/09/24 11:00:39	20

	St Knickerless 14/06/24 11:00:24	20

	clever Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36	20

	Inboxing 06/05/24 11:00:19	20

	The Empire Striker's Back 24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20	20

	"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." "Don't worry, they're not your lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16	20

	"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16	1 20

	"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26	1 20

	clever AirBFG 29/12/23 8:09:24	20

	Wife of Pi 14/12/23 20:00:28	20

	lol "So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21	5 20
Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
	A Pail of Two Kitties 12/09/23 11:07:14	2 20
We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
	clever Scream in pain 21/06/23 7:01:38	20

	"Watch out, he's charging!" 11/05/23 11:00:53	20

	Driving Miss Daisy 04/04/23 11:00:07	20

	"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59	1 20
"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
	Coming of age 17/10/21 19:44:34	20

	...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58	20

	"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37	20

	lol Jest in peace 07/04/20 11:12:18	20

	"I only coughed once." 05/04/20 7:25:13	1 20
"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
	clever x2 The whirled is your oyster 01/01/20 8:09:43	20

	clever Mythical beast world championship result: Smaug 0 Medusa 1 02/07/19 11:00:14	1 20
Lol --sandeep chahal
	Tom and Jerry 18/03/19 8:00:04	20

	Mind the crap 31/10/24 12:14:22	19

	St. Knickerless 18/10/24 11:01:09	19

	Crapentry 12/10/24 7:14:50	19

	lol 5 seconds earlier... "Just a trim please Delilah." 13/05/24 7:32:10	2 19

	Wheel's on meals 09/04/24 7:04:59	19

	Game of Thrones 28/03/24 12:02:03	19

	clever Kremlins 08/03/24 8:08:34	19

	Blade Runners 04/01/24 20:05:46	19

	Peeping Tom 04/05/23 11:00:06	19

	clever RIPe 15/01/23 20:16:00	19

	Pavarottree 07/01/23 8:00:06	1 19
Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
	clever Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11	19

	Lying pan 24/10/22 7:02:56	19

	"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12	19

	Foam Alone 02/10/22 11:00:08	19

	"Sorry for your floss." 14/09/22 11:20:48	19

	♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25	19

	The BMX-Files 06/05/22 19:23:58	19

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Your parents never tell you that they own nine tenths of you from birth. Only one tenth is beyond their control and is allowed for individualistic freedom. The law says.

It is what makes for healthy relationships. Like it did for a slave master and his slaves. When a slave master loses or lost his slave cargo, the law said he was entitled to a compensation claim.

See, masters loved their slaves and when they fell overboard all chained together, the emotional impact it would have had on him isn't even worth thinking about. Imagine, his lazy arse might even need to do some work! 😱 That would take an emotional toll and a half on a poor master. Think of the emotional distress!

Technically though, they would only pay him for every nine slaves out of ten.

Glyn Evans

04/05/22
8:04am

comment on caption:
Possession is nine tenths of the Laura [Stephen Bean]

Sorry I'm late. Congratulations Steve, great caption.

The Wolf

05/05/22
11:47am

comment on caption:

"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]

Can no Mexicans get over it because it's a segregated bathroom?

Glyn Evans

09/05/22
7:59am

comment on caption:
"I built this wall you know." [Stephen Bean]

A story by the Brothers Rimm

Mr Dome

10/05/22
9:04am

comment on caption:
"Don't worry, he only wants our soles." [Stephen Bean]

Nice play on the original caption, but still not a complete pun (makes sense both ways).

Willie Johnson

16/05/22
9:16pm

comment on caption:
Children should be seen and not hurled. [Stephen Bean]

🎵 Don’t worry…..Be happy.. 🎵 Remember them lol?

Karen Oakenfull

18/05/22
12:01am

comment on caption:
"Ok shows over folks, I've finished singing. Kindly show your appreciation by putting some money on the seat above me," said the busking shark. [Stephen Bean]

Skates On a Train?

:^)

Crunchy Chords

18/05/22
11:18pm

comment on caption:
"I have had it with these motherf**king sharks on this motherf**king train!!!!" [Stephen Bean]

The only drawback is that Goldilocks is incredibly picky so she would have probably picked somebody else's car to drive...

Glyn Evans

20/05/22
7:11am

comment on caption:
"Steady now. Goldilock's car will be in range any moment..."
[Stephen Bean]

Either that or the right is arming bears.

Willie Johnson

20/05/22
1:14pm

comment on caption:
They're exercising the right to bear arms.
[Stephen Bean]

"I've heard I'm an Orville lover too. That's why you should never sleep with a quack seat driver, all they do is complain. No wonder they never have any orgasms"

Glyn Evans

27/05/22
7:10pm