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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 19:00:25 |
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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02/04/24 7:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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08/11/24 20:01:49 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24 |
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20/04/24 7:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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21/04/24 7:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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02/11/24 12:01:08 |
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16/08/24 19:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 19:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 11:04:20 |
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30/07/23 11:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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01/11/24 8:03:09 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 11:01:52 |
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08/04/24 11:11:07 |
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05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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25/09/24 11:00:39 |
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14/06/24 11:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36 |
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06/05/24 11:00:19 |
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24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 7:01:38 |
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11/05/23 11:00:53 |
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04/04/23 11:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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31/10/24 12:14:22 |
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18/10/24 11:01:09 |
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12/10/24 7:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 7:32:10 |
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09/04/24 7:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 11:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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Ooh sorry, belated nod to 8:00:43. Hadn't noticed another bed caption.
8:14am
comment on caption:
"I can't stop wetting the flower bed." [Stephen Bean]
"So was his wife when they opened her box."
(*I apologize in advance for the unseemly nature of this comment.)
3:22pm
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Even Schrödinger was surprised when they opened his box. [Stephen Bean]
Haha, nice one Steve. But if that was me there would be 3 women at least :)
6:52pm
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Hi captioneers, thought I'd send a pic to let you know why I've not been on the site recently.
Lots of love,
The Wolf x [Stephen Bean]
Welcome back, Wolf. So glad you're not dead. And sorry, Steve, was a bit slack voting over Easter but this deserved one.
7:22pm
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Hi captioneers, thought I'd send a pic to let you know why I've not been on the site recently.
Lots of love,
The Wolf x [Stephen Bean]
Brace yourself
7:11am
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"Of course you can borrow my pencil Mr President..."
[Stephen Bean]
I certainly did!
7:29am
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9 out of 10 captioneers think a frog's crown looks like a bird's beak. [Stephen Bean]
Me too, Molly. I was going to caption it 'Cat amongst the greenfinches.' LOL
7:51am
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9 out of 10 captioneers think a frog's crown looks like a bird's beak. [Stephen Bean]
Is that why the Rolling Stones want to paint it black?
1:58pm
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"Ok son, we take the blue door, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. We take the red door, you stay in OnAdventureWithDad land, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more." [Stephen Bean]
That's so bad I had to vote for it.
11:07am
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Spotacus [Stephen Bean]
Congratulations Steve. Brilliant caption!
11:08pm
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"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]