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lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean

clever x5 12/12/22 12:18:34		25 31
Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
	clever Force of habit 31/03/23 19:00:07	1 28
Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
	clever x2 Purple Reign 03/08/23 19:00:25	27


lol x2 clever 21/04/20 11:00:17		27

	lol Gwyneth Poultry 12/01/24 8:15:24	26

	creative clever Crocodile D'undie. 02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits	2 26
Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
	clever Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29	26


clever 08/07/20 11:00:09		26

	Weapon of bass destruction 02/04/24 7:03:31	25

	The wiener rakes it all 10/01/24 12:09:59, suggested edits	2 25

	Bone dry 07/01/24 8:00:12	25

	clever 🎵 Love me tender 🎵 03/12/23 8:13:31	25

	Jest in peace 20/08/23 11:01:05	25

	Ceiling fans 08/11/24 20:01:49	24

	lol "Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24	24

	clever Laps of memory 20/04/24 7:07:52	24

	clever "Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11	24

	Logbook 09/02/24 8:04:44	1 24

	New Kid on the Buck 27/10/23 19:00:32	24

	lol clever "It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10	1 24


lol creative 01/04/22 11:10:36		18 24
Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover

lol 07/10/18 11:00:09		1 24
Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
	Mortal Tomcat 05/08/24 11:17:45	23

	On the straight and narrow 21/04/24 7:05:18	23

	lol Thomas The Tanked Engine 22/12/23 8:13:58	23

	clever The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29	23

	LGBTQKFC 20/07/23 11:08:41	23

	clever Dessert Orchid 21/12/22 12:04:04	2 23

	clever Grasper Carrot 29/11/22 12:00:05	1 23
I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
	"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37	23

	clever Rowed hog 04/10/19 19:02:43	23

	Tom and Sherry 02/11/24 12:01:08	22

	lol Whodonut 16/08/24 19:24:01	22

	UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 19:28:54	22

	"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

	"Checkout that dress!" 07/09/23 11:04:20	22

	Rest in piste 30/07/23 11:00:19	22

	Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27	22

	Once more into the breeches 08/02/23 20:17:03	22

	clever "When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56	1 22

	"Bloody sundae drivers." 24/06/22 7:02:43	22

	clever "Who killed you?" "C-U-R-I-O-S..." 31/03/22 11:45:46	22

	lol "You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12	22

	A Room with a Flue 01/11/24 8:03:09	21

	Tom Cruise 12/07/24 7:00:57	1 21
This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
	Knitwork Rail 10/05/24 11:01:52	21

	lol Tykewondo 08/04/24 11:11:07	21

	Wed Nose Day Nod to 8:21:15 05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26	2 21

	Parking up the wrong tree 11/02/24 20:02:12	1 21
Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
	Purple Reign 04/01/24 8:04:07	21

	Ash in the Attic 13/12/23 12:01:27	1 21
Looking for entiques? --John Glover
	The circle of lifers 29/01/23 20:00:10	21

	clever The Towel and the Pussycat 14/12/22 20:00:40	21

	lol "Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38	21

	Man impersonating Chris Beach makes a hasty exit from caption.me headquarters after sending thousands of spicy messages. 08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57	3 21
Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
	clever Red Dwarf 24/04/22 19:21:16	21

	The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54	21

	and Ken-obi 25/09/24 11:00:39	20

	St Knickerless 14/06/24 11:00:24	20

	clever Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36	20

	Inboxing 06/05/24 11:00:19	20

	The Empire Striker's Back 24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20	20

	"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." "Don't worry, they're not your lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16	20

	"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16	1 20

	"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26	1 20

	clever AirBFG 29/12/23 8:09:24	20

	Wife of Pi 14/12/23 20:00:28	20

	lol "So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21	5 20
Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
	A Pail of Two Kitties 12/09/23 11:07:14	2 20
We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
	clever Scream in pain 21/06/23 7:01:38	20

	"Watch out, he's charging!" 11/05/23 11:00:53	20

	Driving Miss Daisy 04/04/23 11:00:07	20

	"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59	1 20
"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
	Coming of age 17/10/21 19:44:34	20

	...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58	20

	"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37	20

	lol Jest in peace 07/04/20 11:12:18	20

	"I only coughed once." 05/04/20 7:25:13	1 20
"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
	clever x2 The whirled is your oyster 01/01/20 8:09:43	20

	clever Mythical beast world championship result: Smaug 0 Medusa 1 02/07/19 11:00:14	1 20
Lol --sandeep chahal
	Tom and Jerry 18/03/19 8:00:04	20

	Mind the crap 31/10/24 12:14:22	19

	St. Knickerless 18/10/24 11:01:09	19

	Crapentry 12/10/24 7:14:50	19

	lol 5 seconds earlier... "Just a trim please Delilah." 13/05/24 7:32:10	2 19

	Wheel's on meals 09/04/24 7:04:59	19

	Game of Thrones 28/03/24 12:02:03	19

	clever Kremlins 08/03/24 8:08:34	19

	Blade Runners 04/01/24 20:05:46	19

	Peeping Tom 04/05/23 11:00:06	19

	clever RIPe 15/01/23 20:16:00	19

	Pavarottree 07/01/23 8:00:06	1 19
Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
	clever Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11	19

	Lying pan 24/10/22 7:02:56	19

	"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12	19

	Foam Alone 02/10/22 11:00:08	19

	"Sorry for your floss." 14/09/22 11:20:48	19

	♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25	19

	The BMX-Files 06/05/22 19:23:58	19

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Men's drool cycle

Glad You Remember

11/12/21
11:48am

comment on caption:
"Sorry darling, did I drool on my pillow again last night?"

"Don't worry David, I've got an idea to stop you doing it again." [Stephen Bean]

I am voting for this just to be on the safe side.

Molly R

14/12/21
10:04pm

comment on caption:
We can finally reveal we have been observing the human race to decide your fate. Those who we have decided to cull so far are:
1. Dog owners
2. Vets
3. Mr Schrödinger and all his relatives
4. Anyone who has ever done or said anything unkind to a cat
5. Anyone who has ever downvoted a cat photo on caption.me [Stephen Bean]

A wise decision Molly. You have secured your place on our keep list as have all other voters for this caption.

(caption author)

15/12/21
12:05am

"All cats are a bunch of pussies!" - I thought I'd get on the cull list early.

Hopefully in the future we'll not have that Charlton Heston moment of "You finally really did it. You maniacs! You let the felines take over"

Glyn Evans

15/12/21
8:03am

"So the expression being hung like a horse in this context means that your cock needs to be hoisted up by a crane then?"

- What would a bunch of shrinks make of this? Would they recognise this as horseplay or think that I've got a serious underlying mental health condition?

Oh dear, this comment may have lost some of it's context now that the previous comment has been deleted. I understand your concern author of comment which is no longer there, we'd better be all be careful. Don't say or do anything that may draw the shrinks' attention if they happen to be watching or leave this posted here so they can come back to this at a later date so they can put us in the comfy chair! laughing face Lol

Glyn Evans

16/12/21
1:23pm

comment on caption:
Hung like a horse [Stephen Bean]

As long as part of the bondage session they don't light a stick of dynamite and shove it up their arse. And that was the last time I dated a suicide bomber...literally. When the relationship ended, I was in pieces afterward...and so was he

Glyn Evans

22/12/21
2:58pm

comment on caption:
Mission Gimpossible [Stephen Bean]

"Your submission, should you choose to accept it..."
"Oh I will accept it. I'm yours to do with as you please."
"Don't interrupt a mission briefing."
"I'm sorry. Will you discipline me? Please discipline me."
*Sigh*

Glad You Remember

22/12/21
5:50pm

comment on caption:
Mission Gimpossible [Stephen Bean]

*Banana Na... Banana Na...*

Michael Winner

25/12/21
4:24pm