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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 19:00:25 |
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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02/04/24 7:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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08/11/24 20:01:49 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24 |
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20/04/24 7:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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21/04/24 7:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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02/11/24 12:01:08 |
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16/08/24 19:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 19:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 11:04:20 |
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30/07/23 11:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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01/11/24 8:03:09 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 11:01:52 |
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08/04/24 11:11:07 |
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05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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25/09/24 11:00:39 |
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14/06/24 11:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36 |
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06/05/24 11:00:19 |
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24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 7:01:38 |
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11/05/23 11:00:53 |
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04/04/23 11:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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31/10/24 12:14:22 |
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18/10/24 11:01:09 |
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12/10/24 7:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 7:32:10 |
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09/04/24 7:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 11:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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That's right caption author. 34,686 Gulliver jokes in one week is slightly excessive. If you keep this up, we might have to superglue your fingers to the keyboard.
6:11pm
comment on caption:
"So why did we steal Gulliver's violin again?"
"Have you heard him play?" [Stephen Bean]
Only 43 hours? I thought it was more.
9:36am
comment on caption:
"According to my calculations you've spent 43 hours on caption.me this week. What have you got to say for yourself Dave?"
"Have you seen how many votes I have?" [Stephen Bean]
As a kid I used to lie awake at night thinking about the edge of the universe, and if there is one. If you could go any distance, there's still more beyond that and no matter how far and how many times, you could still go farther.
What does this have to do with writing captions? I hope we never find out.
(* For one thing, that would make it hard to decide whether to vote for that caption.)
What's the maximum length for a comment? Today is not the day, thankfully, to find out. Although for some of you, this may have been a little bit too close for comfort.
7:10pm
comment on caption:
"What's the maximum length for a caption?"
"I think you're about to find out." [Stephen Bean]
No votes yet. Lol. I'd better spend another 43 hours. 86 hours well spent out of 168!
8:07pm
comment on caption:
"According to my calculations you've spent 43 hours on caption.me this week. What have you got to say for yourself Dave?"
"Have you seen how many votes I have?" [Stephen Bean]
I'm loving your negging marketing tactics.
Usually it's the other way around.
"You must be an athletic sexed up stunning shagger. Come join us for a gang bang today. Share the love on caption.medates"
12:33pm
comment on caption:
Feeling old, unfit and unattractive? Sex a thing of the past?
Visit caption.me to meet similar people trying to take their mind off how they can't get laid. [Stephen Bean]
Middle name F*ckin'.
9:22pm
comment on caption:
JFC [Stephen Bean]
Very clever- Salvador Dali designed the label for the Chupa Chups lollipop.
7:00am
comment on caption:
Savaldor Diali [Stephen Bean]
Thank you Michael but I can't claim the credit for the Chupa Chups lollipop connection. That's just a freaky coincidence. I think you're the clever one!
7:38am
comment on caption:
Savaldor Diali [Stephen Bean]
Thanks, but you can always do what everyone else does and pretend that you knew all along :)
12:24pm
comment on caption:
Savaldor Diali [Stephen Bean]
Dalektable caption
9:48am
comment on caption:
Daveros [Stephen Bean]