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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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No need to delete Crunchy. Please put it back on.
7:04pm
comment on caption:
"Sometimes it's nice to sit back, relax and go with the floe." [Stephen Bean]
Just saw your comment, Cap Auth. Thanks for your encouragement, but there's no need for a duplicate, yours is great.
:^)
Crunchy
9:23pm
comment on caption:
"Sometimes it's nice to sit back, relax and go with the floe." [Stephen Bean]
I like how you attached the warning. Should all unfunny captions now come with a warning? What if someone finds them funny?
8:12am
comment on caption:
WARNING - UNFUNNY CAPTION
"Oi, if you want to do something useful instead of lying around, can you help get the plastic bags out of my stomach. I'm f-cking starving." [Stephen Bean]
Hi Glyn, I suppose there is a bit of humour in this caption but at the time of writing it I wasn't sure people would want to be reminded just how sad the situation is on a Sunday morning. At least the occasional piece of polystyrene does rescue people and their dogs from drowning. If only all plastic bags were made from edible sources such as algae, banana skins, mushrooms, yeast (from beer production) etc - all these and more have been produced commercially and are so much better than biodegradable plastics which can just add to the microplastic problem. Even more frustrating is that governments could easily place heavy taxes on non-edible plastic bags and use the money raised to subsidize their production from edible sources.
8:56am
comment on caption:
WARNING - UNFUNNY CAPTION
"Oi, if you want to do something useful instead of lying around, can you help get the plastic bags out of my stomach. I'm f-cking starving." [Stephen Bean]
Hi Caption Author, don't knock yourself, at the end of the day either folk will find a caption funny or they won't. They can skim over or ignore it if they don't like the subject matter. I do think in regards to humour sometimes people gravitate away from negativity or "serious" issues because they're associated as being as so however some comedians are brilliant at navigating such issues whilst still being funny. Sometimes they can fall flat though, it's finding the right balance.
I believe one of the main reasons for such heavy ocean pollution is because people are compensating for the ice caps so to pretend they're still going to be there they've decided to replace them with the bottle caps.
It'll be interesting to see what the future holds for the planet and us, but until then I'm just going to wait to see how the planet reacts. The planet can save itself and can eject or eliminate us at any time. Look at the dinosaurs.
1:04pm
comment on caption:
WARNING - UNFUNNY CAPTION
"Oi, if you want to do something useful instead of lying around, can you help get the plastic bags out of my stomach. I'm f-cking starving." [Stephen Bean]
Lol, love the way you demonstrated your point with your bottle cap theory Glyn. I shall try to remember to give it a vote in 3 days.
1:18pm
comment on caption:
WARNING - UNFUNNY CAPTION
"Oi, if you want to do something useful instead of lying around, can you help get the plastic bags out of my stomach. I'm f-cking starving." [Stephen Bean]
It's fine, I'm never really that concerned with votes but it's always good to see what people enjoy. Whatever floats your vote.
1:35pm
comment on caption:
WARNING - UNFUNNY CAPTION
"Oi, if you want to do something useful instead of lying around, can you help get the plastic bags out of my stomach. I'm f-cking starving." [Stephen Bean]
Ahh its me when am all growed up
8:22am
comment on caption:
Scissors beats Stone Face [Stephen Bean]
I submitted this photo especially for you stone face. :)
8:48am
comment on caption:
Scissors beats Stone Face [Stephen Bean]
Ta la
9:09am
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Scissors beats Stone Face [Stephen Bean]