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Captions | 71 | 31 | 64 | #1 | 59 | 167 | #1 | 18011 | 43671 | #1 |
Photos | 1 | #6 | 1 | #7 | 74 | 263 | #11 | |||
Comments | 26 | 1 | 2 | 5 | #2 | 1010 | 804 | #11 | ||
Suggested Edits | 8 | 3 | 2 | #1 | 56 | 61 | #2 | |||
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 19:00:25 |
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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02/04/24 7:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, suggested edits |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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08/11/24 20:01:49 |
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11/10/24 19:02:24 |
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20/04/24 7:07:52 |
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12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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21/04/24 7:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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02/11/24 12:01:08 |
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16/08/24 19:24:01 |
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15/04/24 19:28:54 |
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23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 11:04:20 |
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30/07/23 11:00:19 |
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09/04/23 7:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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01/11/24 8:03:09 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 11:01:52 |
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08/04/24 11:11:07 |
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05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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25/09/24 11:00:39 |
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14/06/24 11:00:24 |
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09/06/24 7:33:36 |
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06/05/24 11:00:19 |
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24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20 |
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21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 7:01:38 |
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29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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31/10/24 12:14:22 |
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12/10/24 7:14:50 |
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09/04/24 7:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/05/23 11:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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Thanks for the 'tips' Glyn!
7:12am
comment on caption:
Looks like Edward Scissorhands is giving out cut price handjobs again. [Stephen Bean]
Nod to Willie's comment at 21.34 (just seen)
12:34am
comment on caption:
"I had to use this one officer, my usual car got hit by a giant muffin."
"Please step out of the vehicle sir, we need to do a few tests to see what you've been taking"¦" [Stephen Bean]
Glad to know someone appreciated it.
(*Voting for your caption is almost like being able to vote for my comment.)
7:50am
comment on caption:
"I had to use this one officer, my usual car got hit by a giant muffin."
"Please step out of the vehicle sir, we need to do a few tests to see what you've been taking"¦" [Stephen Bean]
Cheers Willie, I didn't see your comment until a few hours after I'd done this caption. I only scanned the captions at the time. I'll definitely be giving a vote to your comment. Amazing how similar they are, we're certainly on the same wavelength. Thanks for being so generous you deserve to have this caption for yourself.
8:32am
comment on caption:
"I had to use this one officer, my usual car got hit by a giant muffin."
"Please step out of the vehicle sir, we need to do a few tests to see what you've been taking"¦" [Stephen Bean]
They must be dedicated captioneers to have flown all the way out to the States and that must be a hell of a lot of superglue to cover an area that wide..."
11:52am
comment on caption:
*Two captioneers talking* "Anon looks so funny in that Big Bird costume."
"If you think that's funny, wait until he tries to get out. I put superglue on the zipper." [Stephen Bean]
It's not the size of your tube of superglue that counts Glyn, it's how you use it.
1:09pm
comment on caption:
*Two captioneers talking* "Anon looks so funny in that Big Bird costume."
"If you think that's funny, wait until he tries to get out. I put superglue on the zipper." [Stephen Bean]
Glyn, there might be other captioneers that live in the States. New York is on the other side of the country from me, so I'm not one of those two as far as I know.
It wouldn't take much superglue to stick it to anon if applied judiciously (oops, I don't want to give anyone any ideas).
Cheers.
6:00pm
comment on caption:
*Two captioneers talking* "Anon looks so funny in that Big Bird costume."
"If you think that's funny, wait until he tries to get out. I put superglue on the zipper." [Stephen Bean]
Hmmm...which context to speak in now? Pre-edited Zip code context or post edited zipper context?
8:35am
comment on caption:
*Two captioneers talking* "Anon looks so funny in that Big Bird costume."
"If you think that's funny, wait until he tries to get out. I put superglue on the zipper." [Stephen Bean]
If you are what you eat, doesn't that mean that Hannibal Lecter and other cannibals are the only humans?
11:29am
comment on caption:
"Mr Lecter, what was it then?" [Stephen Bean]
''No, it was another birdie.''
8:01am
comment on caption:
"Shit, was that an eagle?" [Stephen Bean]