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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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Yes, you're right Wolf. I even found this:
"And Jesus said unto his disciples, thou shalt eat of thy yolk with thine soldiers" - Dave 3:16
9:41am
comment on caption:
Scribbling rivalry [Stephen Bean]
sooo... he won't be staying alive for long then?
9:13pm
comment on caption:
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...
Looks like someone just had their second Covid jab. [Stephen Bean]
I need to learn to type faster - do I need to delete this?
7:04pm
comment on caption:
Government insists money well spent as HS2 track unveiled. [Stephen Bean]
In my humble opinion I think exact captions should be deleted allowing the earliest one to remain but I think similar captions should be left for the voters to decide. I usually delete mine in both situations because I cannot be doing with it but I do not agree with it. It is your call...I also steer clear of captions with bad language/ blasphemy of any type. The best comedians that have ever lived have been the ones who kept it clean. That is a quality to be admired. Will hop down off my soapbox now fellow captioneer. Yours to use or lose as the saying goes.
7:16pm
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Government insists money well spent as HS2 track unveiled. [Stephen Bean]
I think it depends. Usually if it's an exact caption, it'll get caught by the familiarity reader. However some slip through the net, others might not get noticed or alternatively ifyou can be bothered to think up another caption after the one you coincidentally thought of as well is there, or you're simply copying etc. By saying this now, depending on if anyone reads this and is inspired I can imagine at 12, there may be a series of the same caption repeated again and again with everyone saying that they didn't see the previous one or otherwise.
I do agree with anon's comment that comedians that have to restrict themselves in their use of language and are funny is a quality to be admired. There are also the comedians that are interchangeable, where they'll do "family" and "adult" shows like Billy Connolly for one. In regards to what is considered as "bad" language, it's all to do with how a comedian uses it and to what effect.
8:20am
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Government insists money well spent as HS2 track unveiled. [Stephen Bean]
Profanity is just a weak mind lacking vocabulary, writhing in the futility of trying to express itself.
Sadly, in comedy, people think an f-bomb can replace a funny punchline.
2:04pm
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Government insists money well spent as HS2 track unveiled. [Stephen Bean]
My wife - Why are you staring at that photo?
Me - I'm checking out the hot women.
My wife - Yeh right, you're doing captions again aren't you?
9:27pm
comment on caption:
My wife - Why are you staring at that photo?
Me - I'm captioning.
My wife - Yeh right. [Stephen Bean]
What kind of anal affliction is this?
A polaroid.
5:06pm
comment on caption:
What kind of photo is this?
A polaroid. [Stephen Bean]
That's cricket I suppose.
7:51am
comment on caption:
I'll never understand the rules of golf. [Stephen Bean]
I'll never understand the rules of Epstein Island.
7:24pm
comment on caption:
A Fish Called What da.. [Stephen Bean]