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Comments | 11 | 5 | 8 | #1 | 4 | 2 | #2 | 1203 | 1823 | #3 |
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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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11/07/24 12:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 9:02:15 |
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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02/09/24 20:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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01/05/24 12:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 13:38:16, suggested edits |
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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24/05/24 8:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 8:15:24 |
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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10/10/24 20:03:29 |
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18/07/24 8:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 8:24:18 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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14/10/24 8:04:51 |
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19/09/24 12:11:33 |
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23/08/24 8:14:01 |
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10/07/24 8:03:44 |
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13/05/24 20:20:44 |
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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24/02/24 20:04:31 |
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16/01/24 8:16:36 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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22/09/23 8:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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18/08/24 20:02:37 |
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21/04/24 22:46:59 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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11/08/23 20:20:11 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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09/11/22 12:00:44 |
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31/08/22 8:10:06 |
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09/07/22 8:00:27 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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24/01/21 8:06:09 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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30/06/24 20:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 20:24:47 |
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01/06/24 20:24:18, edited: 01/06/24 20:35:56 |
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18/05/24 8:05:09 |
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18/04/24 12:16:16 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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You don't hear much about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream.
3:13pm
comment on caption:
Well, at least I'm not the only one who's had this dream. [James Lennox]
"Remarkable bird, though. Lovely plumage."
:^)
3:31pm
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"Jeez mate, you're the second sickest Norwegian Blue we've ever seen." [James Lennox]
Try giving it mouth to mouth. Is it a kissing gourami?
9:31am
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I thought this would work with my daughter's old fish-bowl. I'm OK, but my daughter's old fish isn't faring too well. [James Lennox]
Didn't see it, and pretty different anyway, but still, a nod to 20:03:38.
1:49am
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Population: ̶1̶0̶1̶ ̶1̶0̶2̶ ̶1̶0̶3̶ ̶1̶0̶4̶ 105 [James Lennox]
''A tasty Wolf would be nice. I'm fed up with Bean on toast.''
8:14am
comment on caption:
"Mmmm, look over there ... you fancy Captioneer for dinner?" [James Lennox]
The Lord provides.
3:51pm
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"Toilet paper for a week! Yay!" [James Lennox]
And pull up your filthy drawers.
6:24pm
comment on caption:
"If you don't turn that cap around the right way I swear to God I'll ..." [James Lennox]
Oh dear, I edited a few times so I'm not sure which the vote was for. If the voter can remind me I'll revert - EDIT, new votes so I'd better leave it as is now. Hope the original voter is ok with that.
8:30pm
comment on caption:
"What do you think Dave?"
"Well Sir, it looks like some sort of large grey box." [James Lennox]
Good one.
1:59am
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It's good to see kids playing outside. [James Lennox]
He'll rabbit on for hours.
12:23pm
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"How does a bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush ... What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line ... I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale ..."
"Oh dear God mum, please make him stop!" [James Lennox]