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16/06/21 7:43:12 |
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It's the number 1 tourist attraction. 12/05/21 19:22:52 |
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05/02/21 12:00:11 |
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How convenient, (although I was preparing for the choirboy auditions), I'm wearing the new bishopric approved vestments.
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The local Dungeons and Dragons club finally pluck up the courage to Google the word 'tits'... 12/11/20 12:00:15 |
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And see a pic of themselves
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05/11/20 8:30:36 |
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To be fair, why does a caption have to be about the Mona Lisa? She is not the only subject in the photo. Who really cares what aspect of the picture is taken as long as it is part of the photo and provides us with some humour? Lots of the best cap...
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How your cat would react if for some reason a fat strange man forced his way down your chimney... 24/10/20 7:21:09 |
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Sorry for not voting Wolfie, I forgot I had 1 hour less to vote for this caption. You had me in stitches.
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13/10/20 7:00:24 |
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18/09/20 19:00:41 |
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16/09/20 7:16:16 |
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He obviously has a screw loose. 18/05/20 7:00:06 |
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There's nothing better than sneaking up on a slow flying Seagull and stealing its ice cream... 12/03/20 8:00:38 |
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This is a picture of my late Grandad. I remember his last words..."F*ck me, a bus..." 09/01/20 13:15:42 |
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12/10/19 19:27:51 |
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29/08/19 11:00:13 |
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I feel the need for Friskees.
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27/08/19 11:00:07 |
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And then my wife said "go on, take a photo of it" "¦and that's how I lost my eye 14/08/19 19:00:15 |
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09/08/19 11:44:03 |
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"We really need to get a new lid for the blender" 30/05/19 11:06:44 |
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Just found this picture on Tumblr 08/02/19 12:00:06 |
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24/12/18 8:00:08 |
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21/12/18 12:00:08 |
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01/02/24 12:22:17 |
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"Oh stop moaning", said Mr Broccoli, "You should see the way they're cutting my afro" 12/01/24 12:15:13 |
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You should never open a geek's sex toy drawer. 18/11/23 20:11:14, edited: 19/11/23 9:53:34, |
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Where no man has gone before
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One thing they never have to worry about is a fly landing on their food. 21/10/23 11:14:53, edited: 21/10/23 12:12:21 |
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It made a nice change for Dave to be attracting the birds. 19/10/23 11:00:53 |
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"I made this pizza from scratch." 17/10/23 11:06:31 |
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"Excuse me. We're trying to have a bloody picnic here.." 08/10/23 19:04:57 |
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If you want wax protection you're better off with Tussauds. 07/10/23 19:03:48 |
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07/10/23 7:15:47 |
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29/09/23 11:07:08 |
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08/09/23 7:43:52 |
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22/05/23 7:44:37 |
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30/03/23 11:00:19 |
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"Nope, it's no good. I'll have to try the laxatives." 01/02/23 20:03:39 |
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We've all been there. It's difficult getting dog shit out of the kid's shoes. 18/12/22 20:54:45 |
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20/11/22 9:17:42 |
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"Hi. What seems to be the problem?" 17/02/22 8:00:09 |
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He can get his head out of that quite easy. You were called because I'm standing in cement.
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"You three should take a look at yourselves in the mirror." 13/02/22 8:00:10 |
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07/02/22 8:24:53 |
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"Sorry for the wait lads but it's so cold that I can't find it" 11/01/22 12:05:39 |
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08/01/22 12:54:03 |
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11/12/21 8:02:23 |
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...but there was always caption.me
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08/12/21 8:00:12 |
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07/12/21 12:00:08 |
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It's fine, the gravestone is also in braille.
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When your attempt at a silent fart takes a sinister twist. 28/11/21 12:08:03 |
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Time for a shart exit?
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22/08/21 19:37:43 |
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22/08/21 19:33:03 |
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Unfortunately for all on board, that dropped chip was inside the fighter jet.
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27/07/21 19:12:29 |
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12/07/21 11:10:44 |
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14/06/21 19:00:06 |
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♪ Moon River wider than a mile... We're after the same rainbow's end.... ♪
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"Do you ladies mind if I join you? I'll just grab my helmet..." 24/04/21 7:31:21 |
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"We're going to need the military's help with this one. Send in the soldiers" 14/04/21 7:10:08 |
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They're the real eggsperts
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Hannibal Lecter's haemorrhoids were a bit disturbing. 02/04/21 7:19:19 |
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I'm sure there's a few familiar faeces in there too
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08/03/21 12:18:00 |
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16/01/21 8:20:36 |
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15/01/21 8:48:31 |
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"I'm going nuts just thinking about it."
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13/11/20 12:06:08 |
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09/11/20 8:29:02 |
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Donald Trump and Mike Pence secure new (and more suitable) employment. 06/11/20 20:08:39 |
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There's even room for the fly (and his whole family).
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19/10/20 11:59:48 |
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When you buy an IKEA wardrobe and open the instructions... 23/09/20 19:06:25 |
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09/09/20 7:15:17 |
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Butlins is a lot stricter now than it was in the 90s. 02/09/20 19:32:09 |
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13/05/20 11:00:06 |
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I bet he didn't Nintendo get that name.
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Don't laugh, he's got a gun...Don't laugh, he's got a gun...Don't laugh, he's got a gun... 25/04/20 11:00:20 |
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It has been proven that you can cut a guards head off and no one will shoot you.
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"I told you not to fall asleep whilst babysitting"¦" 30/03/20 11:00:09 |
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Meanwhile, on the planet Octagon, the Brollyheads were tucking into Sunday dinner.... 28/03/20 20:05:24 |
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It's annoying when you've got a cold and run out of tissues... 28/02/20 12:12:22 |
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It's always wise to carry a baby wipe.
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The Disney sequel to 'A Bug's Life' was a bit depressing... 23/02/20 20:06:41 |
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17/02/20 8:56:11 |
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"I told you it was a bad idea to sell pens in the Louvre gift shop..." 13/01/20 8:07:08 |
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More damaging photos released of Justin Trudeau... 12/12/19 8:31:36 |
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"It's a nightmare keeping on top of the bloody washing" 23/11/19 14:02:04 |
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19/10/19 19:17:23 |
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A clear-cut case of sexual assault. Caught red-handed!
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26/09/19 11:00:24 |
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27/08/19 7:00:38 |
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The royal family kindly request that you do not feed the pigeons outside Buckingham Palace... 26/08/19 11:04:44 |
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20/07/19 20:03:01 |
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16/07/19 11:00:09 |
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12/07/19 11:09:01 |
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"Please don't Trump when I Putin" 22/06/19 11:00:49 |
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"HANG ON...You don't work here" 22/06/19 7:06:22 |
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04/05/19 19:21:06 |
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"Dave, have you seen Tracy? Hold on a minute...is she under the desk?" 02/05/19 8:38:52 |
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Carlos was well known for being calm and level headed during interviews. 18/04/19 19:00:06 |
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18/03/19 8:00:10 |
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"I told you we shouldn't have rented the room to a Hen party" 28/01/19 12:09:38 |
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You're right Steve (no pun intended), except most things inside quotation marks have immunity from grammar crimes.
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28/12/18 20:14:51 |
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"JEEZUS, Dave. Didn't you notice the dog when you pushed the table against the wall this morning?" 07/12/23 12:11:02 |
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The message to Uri Geller was clear. 21/11/23 8:00:17 |
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Seems a lot of captioneers have the same warped sense of humor.
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Gulliver was cruel when it came to making marbles. 20/11/23 8:29:49 |
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"Dave, if there's only one rusk left just go to the shop and get more." 19/11/23 20:02:44 |
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It's not easy playing rock paper scissors with yourself. 11/11/23 20:15:06 |
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03/11/23 20:16:37 |
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"This is the last time I'm coming to Victoria Beckham's house for a 'slap up meal'" 22/10/23 19:09:03 |
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08/10/23 11:11:19 |
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Can he actually get near to the blackboard?
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05/09/23 11:25:14, edited: 05/09/23 11:46:44 |
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"Forget the blonde. Why do you have a tiny Asian man popping out of your backpack?" 30/08/23 19:20:27 |
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24/03/23 20:07:04, edited: 24/03/23 20:08:18 |
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Mr Sheen?
11:15am
comment on caption:
Risk Assessment.
Hazard/Risk - Falling from height.
Control Measure - Get the Polish bloke to do it for £20. [The Wolf]
It goes back to the Stone Age where Men used to go out hunting in the cold, while women stayed in the cave with the fire.
4:34pm
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"...and my Wife STILL wanted the f*cking heating on" [The Wolf]
I heard it was men round the fire BBQing things, while the women went to Iceland.
5:46pm
comment on caption:
"...and my Wife STILL wanted the f*cking heating on" [The Wolf]
Your cat poster is missing?
7:06am
comment on caption:
"Sean speaking, would you like me to sing for you?"
"No, I don't want you to f*cking sing for me. I'm calling about you sticking your shitty advert over my missing cat poster." [The Wolf]
LOL. I LOVE this little story : )
11:49pm
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It was fun watching my Granny on a rollercoaster until a grey curly pube landed on my ice cream. [The Wolf]
"And Pull Down your Shirt... You look like a "Nut-Crack'er."
2:28pm
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"Dave, you know that saying 'You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours'? Well that doesn't apply today." [The Wolf]
Why didn't my daughter ever bring hot blokes like that home?
1:45pm
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8am - "Dad, I'm going out on a date tonight at 7pm with a guy who is ten years older than me, is in a band, is on the dole and is covered in tattoos including one on his stomach pointing to his genitals saying (get it 'ere)." 7pm..... [The Wolf]
...You beat me to it.
2:34pm
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8am - "Dad, I'm going out on a date tonight at 7pm with a guy who is ten years older than me, is in a band, is on the dole and is covered in tattoos including one on his stomach pointing to his genitals saying (get it 'ere)." 7pm..... [The Wolf]
nod to 12.10.20
11:41am
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This week on DIY SOS, a family from Leeds kick the shit out of Nick Knowles. [The Wolf]
I struggled voting for this because I like Nick Knowles, but then it occurred to me to substitute Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen for Nick, and I thought where’s my boots.
4:12pm
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This week on DIY SOS, a family from Leeds kick the shit out of Nick Knowles. [The Wolf]