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	"We go to picnic. It big suprise." 06/12/23 8:13:06, edited: 06/12/23 8:13:38	13

	"Looks fantastic, Trev. What's it like inside?" "Offal." 30/11/23 21:38:57	13

	"How's my latest plan to kill Biden coming along?" "The radioactive Werther's Originals are all but ready, Sir." 10/10/23 19:09:32	13

	Purrpendicular 09/10/23 7:01:25	13

	It's fine, she has a spare tyre. 20/09/23 11:33:49	13

	Tip Gear 24/07/23 11:06:16	13

	creative x2 "Sharon, you know I'm up for helping with these campaigns, but Transexual Jaundice Awareness Week, seriously?" 06/07/23 11:46:33	13

	"Sir, we have three Brazilian specialties for you to enjoy." "Mmmmph... How many's 'a Brazilian'?" 17/06/23 19:16:26	13

	It's not often you see newsreaders out and about. 24/05/23 7:02:49	13

	Steve put a lot of emulsion into his drumming. 21/03/23 12:00:45	1 13
Painted love. --KimJong Pun
	Yikes! I wouldn't like to meet that cat on a Dark Knight! 15/02/23 12:00:12	13

	"All units, we're looking for a chubby guy in a red suit seen staggering from the crash... Witnesses say he's consumed around 8,000 glasses of sherry." 23/12/22 20:00:38, edited: 23/12/22 20:01:12	13

	The Drying Scotsman 16/12/22 8:00:32	13

	Holy cow 30/11/22 8:00:10	13

	clever "Nice calves." 19/11/22 12:04:27	13

	Spotted in the Frozen aisle. 04/09/22 11:04:15	13

	Rin Tin Tin Tin Tin 18/07/22 11:00:10	13

	The young have such fertile minds. 30/06/22 7:02:02	13

	Pup Art 24/06/22 19:00:14	1 13
... by Roy Licktenstein. --Karyn Harrison
	Creepy crawler 24/05/22 7:01:41	13

	Foot stool 23/05/22 19:00:16	13

	"Stu?" 21/05/22 19:00:19	13

	Chow main road. 28/04/22 11:00:22	13

	Luckily, Nadine was only partially in-Seine. 20/04/22 7:01:09	13

	lol Brittle Mix 31/03/22 7:00:31	13

	"You posted TWENTY-FIVE CAPTIONS and didn't vote ONCE!? Take THAT!!!" 30/03/22 19:02:44	1 13

	"Dad... When I said I liked just chilling with you..." 07/01/22 12:18:50	13

	Sheikhs on a Plane 21/12/21 20:00:08	13

	"George, you b*stard, you said we'd have a fab foursome!" 14/12/21 8:00:29	13

	CS - Shall we have some wine? JC - Sure. Waiter? Two waters, please. 02/12/21 8:06:56	13

	"...and THAT, I think you'll find, will have relieved all the pressure in your lumbar vertebrae." 06/11/21 19:08:31	13

	Sharon was a sucker for a guy on a motorbike. 01/11/21 8:00:09	13

	clever Boris Johnson's son has already started talking - much to the confusion of the family dog. 07/09/21 11:01:42	13

	creative "Nope. Talcum powder again." For ex-sniffer dog, Max, old habits died hard. 07/09/21 11:00:55	13

	"For goodness sake, Tracy! Just because something's on sale in Ann Summers, doesn't mean you have to buy it!" 01/09/21 7:00:11	3 13
Personally I thought this caption would have been more funnier without the Ann Summers reference? --Nina Dutton
	Toilet humour 25/08/21 7:00:44	13

	Toy Storey 05/08/21 11:06:15	13

	Grafeeti 06/07/21 7:00:11	13

	He's chlorinated, he's genetically modified and pumped full of hormones but, thanks to a new US trade deal, this chicken only costs 15p. Hooray! 02/07/21 12:44:35	13

	"MOSES, YOU IDIOT!" sigh "You just can't get the staff." 30/06/21 19:02:38	13

	This attempt to sneak in another cat photo is prosthetic. 30/06/21 11:00:34	13

	"Oh my goodness, Gary, he's only gone and blown it!" 22/06/21 19:01:33	13

	When you rely far too heavily on caption.me for your income. 11/06/21 19:00:10	3 13
Didn't realise you were Scottish Glyn --Mr Dome
	lol One's a symbol of peace throughout the Western world and the other's an incontinent, parasitic nuisance. 24/05/21 19:01:05	1 13
Yeah, the Pope's alright, however that Dove paedophile scandal and cover up made me think twice about using that particular bird as a symbol of peace. You wouldn't know which doves you're wearing are paedophiles and which aren't, however I sho... --Glyn Evans
	"Look, look, look, this is where the secret agents drop Novichok in his tea!" 25/04/21 7:00:21	13

	Hit and runny 14/04/21 7:00:13	13

	creative 'Sir Walter, one was about to ask what one does on a tedious journey back from the New World with nothing but potatoes and a quill for company?' 10/03/21 20:00:08	1 13
One may not want to eat those. --Willie Johnson
	"So... it got stung by a scorpion fish and there's literally only one way to get the poison out?" "Yep." 02/03/21 12:52:52	13

	Hop tub 30/01/21 8:00:31	13

	Turner and Smooch 20/01/21 12:00:20	13

	"Ok madam. Take your time. Now then, which one of these monstrous perverts caught a glimpse of your ankle?" 19/01/21 8:00:12	13

	Due to a recent spate of shoplifting, all customers were closely monitored. 20/12/20 20:00:22	13

	Gulliver 19/12/20 12:00:11	7 13
This is the Mersey Glyn. She's a Liver bird. --Karyn Harrison
	"Migrate? Migrate?" "Yes, you're great. Now shut up!" 18/11/20 20:26:06	13

	Big wed bus 11/11/20 8:00:06	13

	clever Orchestral Manoeuvres with a Shark. 22/10/20 11:06:14	1 13

	Frankie Goes to Hobbycraft 28/09/20 19:01:03	13

	'You have successfully booked your haircut appointment.' 24/09/20 11:10:58	13

	"Can you tell me the quickest way to the loo, please?" "Are you walking or driving?" "Walking." "It's quicker if you drive." 20/09/20 7:04:47	3 13
"Are you walking or driving?" "Skipping - ðŸŽµ Skip, skip, skip to my lou". --Willie Johnson
	That famous scene from The Whining. 19/09/20 19:00:25	1 13
All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy --Glyn Evans
	Up here, Fred could only get a couple of baas on his phone. 17/08/20 7:01:12	2 13
Be even better with "only get one baa", I reckon. --Molly R
	When you have no actual friends and overcompensate. 02/08/20 7:32:05	13

	The Joy of Secs 14/12/24 20:06:34	12

	Skeletour 04/11/24 20:01:29	12

	"Why were you late for work, Mr Smith?" "A load of male cows stopped me getting my bus!" "Bullocks." "It's true I tell you!" 29/10/24 20:02:46	12

	The Siamese restaurant had thought of everything. 04/08/24 7:02:23	12

	It's amazing what you can get on EweTube. 02/07/24 7:01:41	12

	Gullato 12/04/24 7:38:19	12

	"Mmmm, cinnamon rolls." 15/03/24 12:01:34	12

	lol "There are days when I look in the mirror and wish I'd not survived the creche." 23/01/24 8:14:39	12

	🎶 Smooth operator 🎶 17/01/24 8:02:14	12

	"I know it's Christmas," tooted Gordon "but eight fucking sherries, Thomas!?" 22/12/23 8:02:25	12

	clever 🎶 You put your left leg in, you put your left leg... Ah, shite. -Pompeii AD 79 23/11/23 20:36:32, edited: 23/11/23 20:40:40, suggested edits	2 12
Was playing with the wording for a Pompeii caption for ages and then when I was happy with it I checked the list and you'd beaten me to it! (Yours is better anyway). Have a vote :) --The Wolf
	"This is where I got laid." 30/10/23 12:07:39	12

	Sole music 27/08/23 11:04:18	12

	They match our Kingsize duvet. 23/08/23 7:01:25	12

	"Mum says I'll grow into it..." 15/08/23 12:09:59	12

	creative Ever since they'd stopped doing 2 for 1 at the Drive-in Movies, people had been trying it on. 13/08/23 7:22:51	2 12

	Meet Crispin, our Head of Produce. 11/07/23 7:07:37	12

	"How did that door come to be up there?" "Well, that's an interesting storey..." 25/06/23 20:20:14	12

	"Look, Sharon, I can't explain irony any more clearly. I'll just have to show you..." 25/05/23 19:00:15	12

	For some reason, Sven's mobile crematorium never really caught on. 17/05/23 7:00:13	12

	"This is where you vomited whiskey and Irn-Bru, Mr McTavish? How fascinating." Rishi began to regret taking his campaign tour to Glasgow. 26/04/23 7:00:23	12

	Later some stools appeared. 28/02/23 8:01:02	12

	"We call him Doug." 26/02/23 12:00:34	12

	Shoes to die for. 25/02/23 20:00:45	12

	Ladies that launch 29/01/23 8:00:16	12

	The Outlaw Josey Scales 21/01/23 12:04:06	12

	clever Uncertaintee 21/01/23 8:00:27	12

	Morrison's Minor 08/01/23 20:00:33	12

	"Gotcha! Now, about the roller skate on my front step... Which of you is Dennis The Menace?" 04/12/22 20:00:19	12

	"And, if you lift the lid, my dear... TA-DAA!" Some days Sally hated being married to a conjurer. 24/08/22 7:00:19	12

	Long Johns Silver 08/08/22 7:01:26	12

	"Jesus, those are big sandals!" "Well, how else did you think I could walk on water?" 01/07/22 19:00:27	12

	Backdraft 21/06/22 19:00:20	12

	clever "Here's a complimentary souvenir of your bleaching, Madam." 12/06/22 11:01:53	12

	Little Mix 17/05/22 11:03:20	12

	"Remind me why we didn't go in your car again, Boris." "Every time I get in it, the doors fall off." 08/05/22 7:02:35	12

	She said 'no' and quickly moved on, thereby dodging a Bullet. 30/04/22 11:00:14	12

	creative Macaféty: The Mystery Cat 13/04/22 19:00:16	12

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last comments (total: 669)

Congratulations, you really unleashed a masterful pun!

KT A

01/12/24
6:48am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Brilliant caption, well deserved leader of the pack.

C CaMel

01/12/24
7:32am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Many congratulations, Al. You gave us a storming performance with month.

Vivvy En

01/12/24
7:56am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

A class act. Well done Al.

Dot Old

01/12/24
8:14am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Wagnificent caption Al! 4/10 must be one of the best monthly performances too. Karen's caption was great as well. Don't join Tom in the conservatory just yet Karen, you might be in the running for a Dave award for the one that got away.

Stephen Bean

01/12/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Great caption Al and a fantastic achievement to have nearly half the contenders. Like Steve I think Karen must have a great chance in the 'one that got away' category.

Dave Bryan

01/12/24
8:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Congratulations Al, you've certainly had a considerable degree of success this month!

Glyn Evans

01/12/24
9:03am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Thanks so much for the votes and comments, everyone. What a lovely surprise! It was my birthday last month so to win is very timely and special. Thank you. 🙏🏻🤗

(caption author)

01/12/24
9:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

She had an Over-Bearing presence on the stage.

[anon]

03/12/24
9:21pm