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26/01/23 12:11:11 |
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Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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25/11/24 20:01:20, edited: 03/12/24 11:49:53 |
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Congrats, Al! A perfect caption for a labradorable picture.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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15/03/23 8:00:16 |
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Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al. --John Glover
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21/10/22 7:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James. --Al Overy
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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 7:01:46 |
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16/11/21 8:00:08 |
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10/10/20 11:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy
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30/05/24 19:00:30 |
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Truly Offal --Glyn Evans
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Despite the doctor's efforts, he left hospital in a box. 31/03/24 19:09:49 |
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15/01/24 8:20:55, edited: 15/01/24 8:49:17 |
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Oh your efforts deserve praise indeed!! 😂 --Julia Kinsey
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"Doctor, Doctor I have shooting pains in my stomach!" 09/01/24 12:02:41 |
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17/12/23 21:11:05 |
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"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!" 07/02/23 8:01:00 |
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Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march. 14/01/23 12:00:12 |
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"Can either of you use a mouse?" 10/11/24 12:08:50 |
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*BANG* 07/11/24 12:01:23 |
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17/06/24 11:05:22 |
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06/08/23 19:31:04 |
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My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses. --Molly R
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For those who like to torque with their mouth full. 19/09/22 7:00:15 |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 19:00:34 |
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This house belongs to a famous wrapper. 28/04/24 19:01:12 |
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29/01/24 8:19:04 |
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26/01/24 8:00:17 |
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24/01/24 12:05:35, edited: 24/01/24 12:07:11 |
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24/03/23 12:00:12 |
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"I have wonderful news, Mary. I'm to be the new face of Pringles crisps!" 22/11/24 8:01:45 |
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20/10/24 7:08:35 |
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Dave - are you drunk? --Mr Dome
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14/07/24 19:18:17 |
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Brilliant --Mr Dome
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When the CEO retired, he left some very big shoes to fill. 10/06/24 11:05:27 |
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. 22/07/23 7:03:39 |
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Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more. --Karen McDonald
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Whenever Jeff meets a new girl he gets completely carried away. 14/03/23 8:06:10 |
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"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up." 10/01/22 12:35:34 |
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27/09/21 7:00:41 |
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Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded. --Al Overy
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Doctors warn of deadly new shingles outbreak. 21/06/24 7:03:24 |
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The artist formally known as Prints. 15/05/24 19:01:27 |
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I'm careful not to drop them as I hate pulp fiction. 25/03/24 8:14:26 |
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"When you said you'd bought a suit for a pound..." 17/03/24 12:18:23 |
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She had several number ones. Sadly, they were on the carpet. 24/08/23 8:45:17 |
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Bad Girl! --Karyn Harrison
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18/08/23 11:00:28 |
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12/07/23 7:05:27 |
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Justin was a terrible roll model. 29/06/23 11:06:24 |
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The moment when you realise that's not a Mars Bar floating towards you... 10/04/23 11:01:50 |
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As Nan got older, we gradually reduced the size of the hurdles to avoid injury. 29/06/22 19:00:14 |
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Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble. 07/07/21 19:01:00 |
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Let by gums be by gums --Glyn Evans
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"Well, it worked with the goldfish..." 23/06/21 7:02:18 |
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10/03/21 8:03:42 |
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16/02/21 8:00:07 |
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"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter --Willie Johnson
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06/01/21 20:00:41 |
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05/12/20 20:07:54 |
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... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption. --James Lennox
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"Now, Timmy, it's not nice to mock Donald Trump." 16/07/24 7:03:28 |
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28/03/24 8:00:27 |
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"They had to react, Trevor, because the other side have taken the lead." 28/02/24 8:09:56, edited: 28/02/24 8:11:07 |
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03/12/23 17:55:52 |
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07/11/23 20:00:28 |
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Traumatised as a child, Tim vowed he'd never miss an ice cream van ever again... 15/10/23 7:09:58 |
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It was far safer than reading it on the web. 05/06/23 11:01:51 |
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SPY BALLOON SCANDAL: 18/02/23 8:00:12 |
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I’ve not seen this elsewhere. I also don’t think it’s necessary to use comments to criticise captions. Better just to withhold your vote and move on. --Chris Beach
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02/09/21 12:33:38 |
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Haha, to avoid that, all you have to do is use your own name like meAAAAAAAAGH! --Willie Johnson
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03/04/21 11:25:31 |
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But sure make have you the order right. --Willie Johnson
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17/02/21 8:01:22 |
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I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid... --Troompa Loompa
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13/11/20 8:00:37 |
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It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny. --Mauris Iocus
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"For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!" 14/08/20 7:00:18 |
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Latest anti-immigration measures revealed. 19/11/24 20:02:17 |
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🎵 Grazing on a sunny afternoon 15/07/24 19:04:48 |
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08/04/24 7:01:24 |
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01/04/24 7:01:58 |
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20/11/23 12:09:41 |
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"SOLD. Next up, lot 57, George Michael's scrapbook." 04/10/23 7:06:00 |
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26/06/23 7:06:21 |
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Mums up and down the country start to brace themselves for the impending School Summer Holiday. 08/06/23 11:00:16 |
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Looks like someone's cut a few corners there. 28/05/23 19:00:14 |
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"When I said get your skates on..." 08/03/23 8:00:13 |
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"So, the castle's closed on Sundays, is it? We'll soon see about that!!" 26/02/23 8:13:37 |
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21/12/22 8:00:12 |
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We wanted three French hens but could only get one due to the red tape. 15/11/22 20:00:17 |
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23/10/22 7:00:10 |
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13/08/22 11:00:09 |
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Breaking: Wall. Mortar come later. 19/07/22 11:00:56 |
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We call him Groucho behind his back. 15/07/22 7:00:17 |
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08/01/22 8:04:17 |
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"I'm afraid there'll be no presents this year, children. Santa's been mugged!" 15/12/21 8:00:08 |
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20/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry! 06/02/21 20:03:05 |
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Fur coat no snickers --Mr Dome
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24/11/24 8:06:32 |
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11/11/23 9:37:12 |
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04/10/23 11:09:08 |
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24/05/23 19:00:13 |
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19/05/23 11:00:29 |
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"It's how I first learnt to spell." 01/03/23 8:01:39 |
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25/02/23 8:00:11 |
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Hubert eagerly awaited the big match. 29/11/22 20:00:14 |
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Darn it Al. You're going to have to change your name to "hidden", so I can vote for more of your captions. --Willie Johnson
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02/10/22 11:00:10 |
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He's also been working on his pecks. 24/08/22 19:00:33 |
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16/08/22 7:00:10 |
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23/07/22 7:00:14 |
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17/07/22 7:06:51 |
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Latest frontline photo reveals clear evidence that Putin has Bungled his invasion. 20/05/22 7:00:07 |
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11/04/22 19:00:41 |
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"See - I told you this room was big enough!" 17/03/22 12:06:33 |
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Only just got this. Great caption. --Karyn Harrison
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"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?" 07/02/22 20:11:21 |
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No Mr Dome that was me, I was doing it on your behalf 😅 Dave told me to do it
10:56am
comment on caption:
On the left is Fonz impersonator Dave and on the right his mother who had a sex change and decided to take the same name. 🎶 Son Dave, Mum Dave, happy Daves 🎶 [Al Overy]
Thanks Dave/Glyn
11:40am
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On the left is Fonz impersonator Dave and on the right his mother who had a sex change and decided to take the same name. 🎶 Son Dave, Mum Dave, happy Daves 🎶 [Al Overy]
His 'Art' was Showcasing the 'Fart.'
3:28pm
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Englebert was a Performance Fartist. [Al Overy]
That's one Humperdinck of a fart.
8:27am
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Englebert was a Performance Fartist. [Al Overy]
Did you know that Humperbert Engledinck. (As I like to call him.)
Wrote the lyrics to his most famous song, following a debilitating case of trapped wind. He claims he was delirious at the time and he saw a bright light in front of him. It wasn’t God, it was his own bowels and the methane inside was screaming in pain. Hence the song, “Please Release Me Let Me Go..” I know this because my nan used to iron his hair.
11:41am
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Englebert was a Performance Fartist. [Al Overy]
I didn't know that Karen, what an amazing story, I always wondered how he got his hair so silky, so shiny.
I dread to think what "There Goes My Everything" was about now though.
8:06am
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Englebert was a Performance Fartist. [Al Overy]
Wouldn't that make it much easier to solve?
9:44pm
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"Can I solve it? Er, no, because I'm f*cking colour blind." [Al Overy]
Preferred it without the second sentence, personally.
8:59pm
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"Don't eat it, Snow!" Following on from her previous misfortunes, Snow White was accompanied by at least three undercover dwarves wherever she went. [Al Overy]
Thanks, Vivvy. :)
9:50pm
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"Don't eat it, Snow!" Following on from her previous misfortunes, Snow White was accompanied by at least three undercover dwarves wherever she went. [Al Overy]
Oh yes, but I don't want the 'Doc'tored-Up version... I want the 'Real McCoy.'
11:38am
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Also available: Dinosaur Bones. [Al Overy]