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	I was asked to make a TV series about strange jobs for dogs , this is the pilot episode. 03/12/21 20:28:20	9

	In a bid to catch the dogs on the beach the police have used one of their own to go undercover. 28/06/21 11:06:56	9

	It's an old photo from back in the days of Charles and dye. 21/06/21 11:04:54	9

	" Next time her dildo breaks I'm staying in the fruit bowl." 20/06/21 19:02:44	9

	Glad to see at least 2 people thinking outside the box 11/06/21 7:14:27	9

	Pride comes before a stall. 25/05/21 11:23:10	9

	Puppy farm owner thinks maybe we shouldn't have sold all the female dogs. 07/05/21 7:30:47	1 9

	Going in was fine but coming out the other end was sh*t 02/05/21 7:01:51	9

	Yes Mrs Smith after a detailed examination he seems fine but what would I know I'm a butcher. 23/02/21 20:05:42	7 9
I can vouch for Cap Author here. 20:00:13 was originally a joke centred around paedophilia, hence Mr. Dome's comment. It was edited later, so maybe the nod should be the other way around? - [PS, I liked this but didn't vote because I'm a pedant... --James Lennox
	lol While grandad was out fighting the Nazi's what did you do during the war Granny? 10/02/21 8:08:55	1 9
When she wasn't catastrophising she was apostrophising..... --Gavin Smithers
	lol You b@stard, you told me it was a fancy dress party 06/02/21 20:06:47	2 9
It IS a fancy dress party. We're all skuas dressed up as penguins. --Willie Johnson
	I must admit when Paddy said he had tree dogs I was expecting to see another dog 10/10/24 11:12:20	8

	The Roman Colosseum was damaged when it was attacked by the purrsians. 19/09/24 7:20:40	8

	"For f@cks sake health and safety will have a fit . Where are your safety goggles ?" 10/09/24 11:08:49, edited: 10/09/24 15:27:40, suggested edits	8

	"Mathematics is our passion and our eldest son already has an IQ of 147." "But why have you put christmas lights on your other son ?" "Oh he's not very bright " 08/09/24 7:24:56	8

	"OK 1 last go then we have to put your mums vibrators back ." 25/07/24 11:14:08	8

	I do it to spice up the sex life with my wife she likes a bit of casserole play. 22/07/24 11:19:35	8

	It was the 1st robot to come out as non binary. 05/07/24 19:38:52	8

	The school nativity play just got weird. 15/03/24 12:13:41	8

	It's designed to keep the place warmer - it's known as the greenhouse effect. 02/02/24 8:02:16, edited: 02/02/24 8:11:44, suggested edits	8

	When you do an online shop and they send you a substitute item. 22/12/23 20:46:44	1 8
Without checking? --Al Overy
	"Everyone run that old lady just swallowed a fly." 25/10/23 19:03:58	8

	Well my Irish girlfriend said she was a size tree. 24/08/23 11:09:22	8

	Doing captions on your phone used to be so much harder. 03/07/23 19:10:12	1 8

	I wish to return my Steve Irwin calender. 18/06/23 11:20:06	8

	"It was so nice of you to take dad away to Dignitas for a weekend break. I've got good news for him when you get home his results have come back all clear." 10/06/23 19:26:11	8

	I need to look my best in case it's a photo finish 18/03/23 8:40:20	8

	"I didn't mind when everyone was panic buying and we had to use socks but can we start buying toilet roll again now?" 09/03/23 12:10:37	8

	Grown lady spotted on kids bike. 03/03/23 12:13:20	8

	It is a particularly aggressive strain of swine flu. 02/03/23 8:17:10	8

	Beauty and the Yeast 28/02/23 20:40:52	8

	It's not easy keeping both wives happy as a bigamist. 19/02/23 12:11:11	8

	Stopping your electric car in the monkey section was mad , they should have gone to the rhinos that's the area for charging. 17/02/23 12:20:08	8

	Scottish Women's prison. 29/01/23 20:25:13	8

	I don't think I will need the book to find my Tesco trolley but every little helps. 05/10/22 11:02:01	8

	creative Gas prices are starting to cause problems at the crematorium. 22/08/22 7:01:11	8

	Bright-on beach. 20/08/22 19:26:31	8

	For thems not smart enuff like what i is. 12/08/22 19:46:58	8

	"Rover do you know who stole some of the cookies out of the cookie jar?" "No but I'm looking into it." 30/07/22 7:02:40	8

	"Screwdriver." "OK but fix my car first." 13/07/22 7:13:10	8

	Children climbing old trees resulted in a couple of broken limbs. 04/07/22 11:01:28	8

	Finally get to use the name Dave in a caption correctly and I can't think of a bloody caption. 06/05/22 7:02:51	8

	"I need to return this outfit. When I bought it the sales assistant said it would give me and my boyfriend hours of pleasure..... 12 bloody seconds." 29/04/22 11:20:14	1 8

	When Will Smith said he would wipe the smile off the face of Chris Rock he wasn't joking. 28/03/22 7:32:05	8

	When they have dried you're going to need Iron man. 24/03/22 12:34:17	8

	"I'm going to need a faster bike , when I left the shop I had 50 duck eggs to deliver." 14/03/22 20:13:47	8

	PC Smithers was considered a hero after stopping the giant centipede rampaging through the village. 05/03/22 12:32:13	8

	"Put the bread knife down Timmy .I don't want to see your version of the sawing a lady in half trick." 06/02/22 8:22:35	8

	creative "If we clean it up real nice maybe the hire company won't notice we've f@cked the suspension. " 05/02/22 20:49:08	8

	"What's the best part as a polygamist with 10 wives?" "The drinking." 02/02/22 20:31:30	8

	lol "Yes I know I'm only here because my family don't want me at home but at least it's a job." 22/01/22 21:24:17	8

	"OK girls now let's go get some cock." 18/01/22 8:05:35	1 8
They were looking for some cock, but all they could find was a come sock. --Willie Johnson
	When you arrive home from work and realise your whole house has been burgled. 16/01/22 8:15:48	8

	"I'm afraid the x-ray machine is broken but I can confirm it's twins." 02/01/22 20:08:13	3 8
X-rays with a fetus? Thank f*ck the x-ray machine is broken --Mr Dome
	Anyone who designs clothes like these needs decking. 26/12/21 8:02:57	8

	"I said it's time you retired." 25/12/21 20:13:57	8

	"Unlucky sir you had to get the hoop over the boy to win the prize. " 25/12/21 20:12:26	8

	Hogwarts school are to investigate who stole the teachers broomstick. 23/12/21 12:05:13	8

	"Dad I think you got glue or something on it, it's stuck to my neck. 09/12/21 13:02:00	1 8
This time it's not superglue. --Willie Johnson
	"I said it needed a catalytic converter not a Catholic. " 01/11/21 20:08:20	1 8
You could switch to the more common spelling of "catalytic converter", then double the pun with "Catholic convertor". Suggestion only, feel free to ignore. --James Lennox
	Dave sits quietly reading his paper hoping no one will notice his colostomy bag has burst. 14/09/21 11:09:14	8

	"Mavis it says here they have caught the last surviving female red squirrel in the country. Mavis did you hear that. Mavis MAVIS." 28/07/21 7:21:13	2 8
I'm just guessing here, but wouldn't changing "Maxis" to "Mavis" improve your caption? --Willie Johnson
	clever The government erect giant fishing nets around the country to stop inbound flights from red list countries. 12/07/21 11:19:35	8

	Water Shep down. 09/06/21 19:49:22	8

	Interesting reading at the vets, certainly better than that other book How to put down Alsatians. 28/05/21 11:24:21	3 8
Lol --Karyn Harrison
	Rorschach has thanked you all for taking his blot test and will be in touch with those needing psychological help once names are revealed in 3 days. 20/05/21 7:19:31	1 8
"Rorschach's Journal. An Arctic Hyper Carnivorous Bear died in New York..." --Glyn Evans
	1 is on her maiden trip the other has had plenty of passengers inside her. 26/04/21 7:12:16	8

	Excuse me Miss have you seen 2 girls come along here who tricked me and stole my motorbike. 24/04/21 11:06:16	8

	I'd love to stand here for the rest of the day watching your animal impressions but i must fly ... oh damn 20/04/21 11:34:23	8

	Just a normal day cutting the grass in a Scottish summer. 27/03/21 20:02:38	8

	Bloody post office, I was told my sex toy would arrive in a discreet brown paper bag. 20/03/21 12:32:15	8

	Hey save some of the spaghetti for me. 03/03/21 20:13:04	8

	Welcome to UK Border Security, move along sir we think the car behind has 200 more cigarettes than their allowance allows. 01/03/21 12:04:27	8

	creative clever That 4 and 20 blackbird pie was lovely what's for pudding 25/02/21 8:03:03	2 8
They were pudding a hole in it. --Willie Johnson
	Ova and out 02/02/21 12:20:28	8

	The hills are alive with the sound of the Von Trapped family 28/01/21 20:16:15	8

	Kamala Harris starts to throw out Trumps policies 26/01/21 20:14:59	8

	I told my wife if she has any complaints about me then make a list 26/01/21 20:11:42	8

	Wilderness survival day 5: thanks to my faithful companion I now have wood to make fire which will enable me to cook and eat .... I'll really miss that dog 20/01/21 8:02:05	1 8
Faithful & tender. --Mauris Iocus
	Batman and sobbin 19/01/21 12:12:25	8

	That's just not cricket 19/01/21 12:08:21	1 8
Or is it? I'll never understand the rules of cricket.(* Note, I did not see 12:00:07 before writing this. I check the ones with votes first, then bottom to top on the ones with zero votes. I believe it to be different enough to let it stand... --Willie Johnson
	And make it snappy. Sat 20:01:38	7

	Have you managed to assemble the IKEA flat pack piano yet ? 26/10/24 11:06:10	7

	That's what happens when you are in too much of a slurry 21/10/24 19:10:31	7

	And they said we couldn't fly. 14/10/24 7:04:18	7

	If anyone says cat In the hat I'm leaving 12/10/24 11:00:50	7

	If my wife made it you will need a jig saw to cut it. 18/09/24 19:04:14	7

	Get meowt. 12/09/24 11:06:56	7

	Organisers at the Olympics admit they had to save money and the winners medals may not be pure gold. 01/08/24 11:04:49	7

	I'm not saying Southgate left his subs sat on the bench too long but.. 19/07/24 19:22:35	7

	Is the story a real page turner ? No but it is a head turner. 19/07/24 11:05:32	7

	Did you get both the cats back from the taxidermist ? 06/07/24 11:24:50	7

	They were expensive shoes but they have all been reduced. 28/05/24 19:18:11	7

	The women play in all seater stadiums. 04/04/24 19:16:46	7

	After every hunt Jill like to have her kills stuffed and mounted. These are 2 of her favourites. 03/02/24 12:14:42	7

	lol I've had a call from some bloke in Pink Floyd asking if we have any he's making a wall 27/01/24 8:28:31, edited: 27/01/24 8:29:14, suggested edits	7

	lol I was getting turned on until I realised the nipples were actually outie belly buttons. 21/01/24 20:24:41	7

	I'm not Interested in birds I'm happy chatting to my pen pal. 05/01/24 20:05:30	7

	January 1st and my boyfriend desserted me. 01/01/24 20:08:50	7

	After years of investigation into incidents at The Shanghai Bald Society police say there has been a terrible cover up. 25/12/23 9:05:43	7