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20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52 |
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I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
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08/04/21 12:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
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01/06/24 12:05:36, edited: 04/07/24 0:27:41 |
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Brilliant caption. Spend it on your 2.4 children. --C CaMel
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03/01/23 20:18:43 |
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Who's who? --Glyn Evans
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28/02/24 20:51:13, edited: 02/04/24 10:37:34 |
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Thanks all and big shock as not been on much recently (that thing called family getting in the way.) I shall now as a tribute go and buy some flowers the the mother in laws grave. --Tony S
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13/07/22 8:01:44 |
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16/06/22 8:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
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17/01/24 20:04:00 |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁 --Glyn Evans
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31/03/23 8:22:24 |
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30/03/22 12:50:56 |
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31/10/23 23:03:13 |
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28/05/23 8:06:26 |
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Is it not on back to front? --Mr Dome
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23/03/23 12:08:30 |
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15/11/22 8:05:23 |
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14/09/22 12:09:10 |
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09/04/21 20:18:47 |
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22/01/23 8:34:21 |
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22/01/22 8:26:34 |
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Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
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10/06/23 12:01:55 |
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03/10/22 12:12:21 |
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Haven't got any bonus votes to give you, but this is very creative and funny! --Kate B
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11/02/22 8:13:13 |
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11/05/21 8:08:43 |
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12/07/24 12:04:59 |
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03/02/24 8:08:24 |
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28/01/24 20:10:53 |
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16/09/23 12:15:36 |
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11/03/23 8:24:29 |
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11/02/23 12:04:02 |
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07/09/24 8:48:16 |
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My kids were doing stuff like that at 3 months. --Karen McDonald
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25/04/24 8:26:56 |
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08/04/24 20:02:24, edited: 08/04/24 20:08:05, suggested edits |
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03/11/23 20:06:58, edited: 04/11/23 18:59:57, suggested edits |
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15/09/23 8:11:11 |
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23/09/22 8:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 8:11:28 |
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27/08/22 20:27:40 |
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22/07/22 8:12:18 |
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If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
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08/07/22 12:14:39 |
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"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
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29/04/22 8:18:19 |
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How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
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24/03/22 8:01:11 |
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Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
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11/09/21 20:06:10 |
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For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
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02/05/21 20:25:24 |
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It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
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25/03/21 20:28:23 |
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21/03/21 8:04:06 |
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03/11/23 8:11:22, edited: 03/11/23 19:57:15, suggested edits |
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22/07/22 20:42:31 |
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16/01/22 20:28:59 |
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14/01/22 8:07:54 |
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10/12/21 8:10:20 |
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Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
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29/06/21 20:07:11 |
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01/09/24 12:34:11 |
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14/03/24 12:06:43 |
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Sir Ian McKellen doesn't object to being touched up. --Troompa Loompa
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02/03/24 8:22:30 |
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21/07/23 20:19:55 |
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29/04/23 8:06:30 |
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21/02/23 20:22:12 |
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16/06/22 12:18:59 |
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26/01/22 12:04:17 |
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22/01/22 20:47:15 |
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31/12/21 20:27:50 |
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Kidney kebabs? --James Lennox
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16/12/21 20:14:00 |
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09/12/21 8:07:19 |
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Who's that big kid on the left? --Willie Johnson
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17/09/21 8:01:06 |
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30/06/21 8:02:34 |
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07/06/21 20:16:59 |
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11/02/21 20:41:03 |
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I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
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Sun 12:06:33 |
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02/07/24 20:31:06 |
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03/03/24 8:08:50 |
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14/09/23 20:08:32 |
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And for bungalow we make the flatbread. --Karen McDonald
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17/07/23 20:11:02 |
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04/02/23 20:41:54, edited: 04/02/23 20:42:06 |
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29/01/23 20:11:48 |
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07/10/22 8:17:10 |
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01/09/22 20:09:42 |
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28/08/22 12:32:54 |
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15/07/22 12:03:18 |
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21/01/22 20:27:46 |
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He doesn't even have charge of his own kid. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/21 20:18:25 |
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11/09/21 8:31:13 |
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30/03/21 20:32:27 |
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22/01/21 8:03:28 |
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05/05/24 8:34:23 |
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21/07/23 20:36:43 |
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05/09/21 8:17:57 |
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29/06/21 12:01:09 |
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Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
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13/05/21 8:09:46 |
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I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
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10/05/21 8:02:08 |
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06/03/21 8:03:41 |
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100 ml is only 9.5p, but you can't purchase it. --Willie Johnson
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03/02/21 20:13:30 |
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Your best one yet! --Mauris Iocus
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19/01/21 8:01:39 |
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You should see the under 8 boys' swim team --Mr Dome
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Sometimes babies have more wisdom than some adults do.
12:11pm
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If all you had known was life since March 2020 who wouldn't jump. [Tony S]
Complaining again? And they've got the entire universe to set up shop!
Some people just don't know when they've got it made
8:20am
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We know the NASA gift shop is cramped we just don't have enough space. [Tony S]
What are the Americans worrying about? The tanks would sink in that massive river between America and Ukraine, or what America refers to as the "New World". If Russia carries on as they are, I can imagine there'll be a mass pilgrimage from America to Ukraine before Russia's claims all the opportunities on offer and before spoils are divided.
However if Russia sent submersible tanks over to America that could become a major problem, oh yeah, aren't those tanks called submarines!?
9:30am
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Americans deny they have a lack of knowledge about European geography as New York set up road blocks in case Russian tanks cross the Ukraine border into America. [Tony S]
"12 bloody seconds." But isn't that equal to hours in boy-time?
8:34pm
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"I need to return this outfit. When I bought it the sales assistant said it would give me and my boyfriend hours of pleasure..... 12 bloody seconds." [Tony S]
Is she a model?
3:51pm
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"I must admit seeing you here looking so sexy I need to tell you I am getting a little Hornby." [Tony S]
"But that's not Dave."
"Whoa, that camouflage IS good."
4:17pm
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Another good attempt at the camouflage Dave have 1 more try [Tony S]
Good story : )
4:30am
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Congratulations the 3 of you on your camouflage, Dave you still have some work to do though. [Tony S]
How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though.
9:04pm
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Congratulations the 3 of you on your camouflage, Dave you still have some work to do though. [Tony S]
It was well camouflaged Willie so easy to miss
9:09pm
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Congratulations the 3 of you on your camouflage, Dave you still have some work to do though. [Tony S]
Eve: "So am I!"
The all seeing God lacking hindsight hadn't created anyone else they could hook up with.
Cane and Abel were still born though. They realised too late but God realised that making them the first gay parents would set an example to future couples.
Then The Bible was written and unfortunately it was edited out.
2:54pm
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The Bible if written today.
"Eve I need tell you something ,I think I'm gay."
The End. [Tony S]