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Captions | 49 | 5 | 21 | #3 | 36 | 74 | #5 | 4244 | 9989 | #27 |
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20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52 |
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I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
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08/04/21 11:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
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01/06/24 11:05:36, edited: 03/07/24 23:27:41 |
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Brilliant caption. Spend it on your 2.4 children. --C CaMel
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03/01/23 20:18:43 |
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Who's who? --Glyn Evans
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28/02/24 20:51:13, edited: 02/04/24 9:37:34 |
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Thanks all and big shock as not been on much recently (that thing called family getting in the way.) I shall now as a tribute go and buy some flowers the the mother in laws grave. --Tony S
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13/07/22 7:01:44 |
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16/06/22 7:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
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17/01/24 20:04:00 |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁 --Glyn Evans
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31/03/23 7:22:24 |
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30/03/22 11:50:56 |
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31/10/23 23:03:13 |
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28/05/23 7:06:26 |
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Is it not on back to front? --Mr Dome
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23/03/23 12:08:30 |
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15/11/22 8:05:23 |
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14/09/22 11:09:10 |
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09/04/21 19:18:47 |
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07/10/24 19:10:11 |
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22/01/23 8:34:21 |
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22/01/22 8:26:34 |
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Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
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10/06/23 11:01:55 |
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03/10/22 11:12:21 |
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Haven't got any bonus votes to give you, but this is very creative and funny! --Kate B
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11/02/22 8:13:13 |
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11/05/21 7:08:43 |
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12/07/24 11:04:59 |
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03/02/24 8:08:24 |
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28/01/24 20:10:53 |
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16/09/23 11:15:36 |
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11/03/23 8:24:29 |
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11/02/23 12:04:02 |
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07/09/24 7:48:16 |
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My kids were doing stuff like that at 3 months. --Karen McDonald
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25/04/24 7:26:56 |
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08/04/24 19:02:24, edited: 08/04/24 19:08:05, suggested edits |
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03/11/23 20:06:58, edited: 04/11/23 18:59:57, suggested edits |
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15/09/23 7:11:11 |
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23/09/22 7:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 7:11:28 |
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27/08/22 19:27:40 |
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22/07/22 7:12:18 |
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If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
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08/07/22 11:14:39 |
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"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
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29/04/22 7:18:19 |
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How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
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24/03/22 8:01:11 |
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Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
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11/09/21 19:06:10 |
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For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
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02/05/21 19:25:24 |
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It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
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25/03/21 20:28:23 |
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21/03/21 8:04:06 |
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17/09/24 19:20:04 |
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03/11/23 8:11:22, edited: 03/11/23 19:57:15, suggested edits |
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22/07/22 19:42:31 |
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16/01/22 20:28:59 |
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14/01/22 8:07:54 |
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10/12/21 8:10:20 |
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Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
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29/06/21 19:07:11 |
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01/09/24 11:34:11 |
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14/03/24 12:06:43 |
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Sir Ian McKellen doesn't object to being touched up. --Troompa Loompa
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02/03/24 8:22:30 |
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21/07/23 19:19:55 |
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29/04/23 7:06:30 |
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21/02/23 20:22:12 |
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16/06/22 11:18:59 |
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26/01/22 12:04:17 |
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22/01/22 20:47:15 |
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31/12/21 20:27:50 |
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Kidney kebabs? --James Lennox
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16/12/21 20:14:00 |
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09/12/21 8:07:19 |
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Who's that big kid on the left? --Willie Johnson
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17/09/21 7:01:06 |
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30/06/21 7:02:34 |
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07/06/21 19:16:59 |
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11/02/21 20:41:03 |
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I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
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15/09/24 11:06:33 |
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02/07/24 19:31:06 |
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03/03/24 8:08:50 |
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14/09/23 19:08:32 |
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And for bungalow we make the flatbread. --Karen McDonald
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17/07/23 19:11:02 |
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04/02/23 20:41:54, edited: 04/02/23 20:42:06 |
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29/01/23 20:11:48 |
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07/10/22 7:17:10 |
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21/01/22 20:27:46 |
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He doesn't even have charge of his own kid. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/21 20:18:25 |
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30/03/21 19:32:27 |
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22/01/21 8:03:28 |
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02/11/24 8:45:24 |
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21/07/23 19:36:43 |
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24/02/23 12:05:12 |
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19/05/22 7:06:54 |
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05/09/21 7:17:57 |
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29/06/21 11:01:09 |
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Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
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13/05/21 7:09:46 |
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I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
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This time it's not superglue.
7:57am
comment on caption:
"Dad I think you got glue or something on it, it's stuck to my neck. [Tony S]
Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over.
5:19pm
comment on caption:
"Oh f@ck ,could my day get any worse?"
"Brace yourself Barry the bull is taking a run up." [Tony S]
Dick? was this a Freudian slip?
1:25pm
comment on caption:
On Time Team today we have come to the home of a Fred and Rosmary West to dig up their garden and see what treasures we can find. [Tony S]
Damn shows what my predictive text has stored.
1:27pm
comment on caption:
On Time Team today we have come to the home of a Fred and Rosmary West to dig up their garden and see what treasures we can find. [Tony S]
Could it be to make the sentence more masculine? Lol
1:32pm
comment on caption:
On Time Team today we have come to the home of a Fred and Rosmary West to dig up their garden and see what treasures we can find. [Tony S]
Kidney kebabs?
9:15am
comment on caption:
"Maybe you should have waited to see who was a match as your kidney doner before giving the t-shirts Dave." [Tony S]
X-rays with a fetus? Thank f*ck the x-ray machine is broken
11:19pm
comment on caption:
"I'm afraid the x-ray machine is broken but I can confirm it's twins." [Tony S]
Thus is caption me we don't let facts get in the way.
9:28am
comment on caption:
"I'm afraid the x-ray machine is broken but I can confirm it's twins." [Tony S]
Hahah. It's a good job as his head would never fit up there
3:50pm
comment on caption:
"I'm afraid the x-ray machine is broken but I can confirm it's twins." [Tony S]
"Tonight on Top Gear, did you see those results? What do you think a car strapped with kittens and puppies will do?"
9:20pm
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According to the peado it will do 0 to 16 in seconds [Tony S]