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*paaaaAAAARRRRP* "Will you stop that, Linda? Not only is it bad for the environment, but it really ruins date night."
- Fancy a cuddle? - Yes, I'm Fresian (Apologies Captioneers)
“We are over! you’re just a lazy cow and I’m not horny anymore”
"Apparently it's our Christmas bash next week" -"How do you know that?" "I heard the farmer say he's taking us out to get slaughtered"
"This isn't easy, is it? Let's just forget it and chill out." "Yeah. The humans can keep their 69ing."
"How was it for you, babe?" "Fine at first, but it became less pleasurable after you broke my back."
"Oh I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass. What did you do this weekend? "
*Whispers* "You're my favourite"
Have you seen my darts love? You’re not having em, what we meant to do with that speedboat you won last week?
"So there I was, surrounded by the 3 best Matadors that Spain has ever produced. I thought to myself, take out the biggest first, so I put me head down, stamped me front hoof a couple of times and..." "Oh just bore off, Dave"
"Sorry, luv, but I've got work early in the morning. Would you mind letting yourself out?"
“I think you can get up now Bully, the Abattoir worker should be dead by now.”
"Have you noticed Johnny never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"
''How was it for you?'' ''Not that great. Has the farmer ever mentioned anything about foreplay to you?''
"Did the earth moooove for you?" "It did when you sat down."
''Just my luck, I always pick the one that's got a headache.''
Dave found it easy to empathise with the bull. He couldn't last more than a couple of seconds either.
Chris made his proposal to Sarah, but he couldn't interpret her response. Did she mean yes, no, maybe or simply just "mooo"?
"Don't suppose you have a cigarette?"
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