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20/11/24 12:01:22 |
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09/04/24 11:00:48 |
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29/02/24 20:04:12 |
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19/02/24 12:00:44 |
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Sat 12:01:19 |
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No wonder there's potholes, they only have a skeleton staff. 06/04/24 11:05:53 |
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Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses 14/05/21 11:01:38 |
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23/12/23 20:02:23 |
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21/06/24 11:00:27 |
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05/12/23 12:02:16 |
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For the love of God, abdicate! 14/08/21 19:01:25 |
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18/11/20 20:41:53 |
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I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist. --Karen Oakenfull
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I caught a fish, it was this big! 21/06/20 11:28:53 |
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18/11/24 20:01:27 |
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07/06/24 11:00:58 |
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22/01/24 20:01:22 |
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29/07/23 11:00:34 |
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New ladybird edition the joy of sex 15/09/20 19:12:12 |
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He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary. 29/07/20 13:08:21 |
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22/01/24 12:06:57 |
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26/12/23 20:01:31 |
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You've a bit of something in your teeth. 10/09/22 11:16:48 |
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02/11/23 12:00:19 |
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 12/03/22 20:01:14 |
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Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house. 24/04/21 11:06:26 |
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20/04/21 19:04:48 |
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22/06/20 13:22:34 |
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15/10/24 19:01:26 |
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27/04/22 8:37:13 |
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14/10/21 11:48:59 |
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The fashion industry is a cut throat business. 17/10/20 11:05:19 |
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05/08/20 14:59:21 |
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Ok grandma, I'll explain using a mobile phone just one more time. 24/04/20 20:14:06 |
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Explaining using a mobile phone, using a mobile phone. --Willie Johnson
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14/10/24 11:03:14 |
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There's a baby in there somewhere. 04/11/23 12:05:19 |
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Feathers McGraw fresh from prison eyes up his next robbery attempt. 03/10/21 11:07:05 |
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That colon is in the wrong place. 16/04/21 8:34:08 |
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The face that sunk a thousand ships. 08/04/21 13:10:45 |
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26/12/20 13:27:18 |
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15/07/20 9:31:24 |
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09/12/24 20:02:22 |
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Wow, the dog's wrapping skills are getting better. 06/10/24 19:05:52 |
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I have no Ikea where they are! 01/04/24 19:00:39 |
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10/01/24 12:05:20 |
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26/04/23 19:00:43 |
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She always bent over backwards for people. 17/02/23 21:12:25 |
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It just takes one little prick to ruin your whole day. 26/11/22 20:03:50 |
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How do you like it, tapping the glass being stared at? Not nice is it!! 25/05/21 11:11:04 |
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It's a miracle darling. You're telling me! I don't even have a penis. 26/11/20 20:02:20 |
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Why does it always work when nobody's about. 21/08/20 7:57:49 |
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17/04/24 11:16:51, edited: 17/04/24 13:09:51, |
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She's making a mountain out of a molehill. 29/03/24 12:05:54 |
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08/03/24 20:01:07 |
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24/09/23 19:06:25 |
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11/06/23 19:00:37 |
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28/04/23 11:06:34 |
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And the poor stapler from floor 3 only got taken to Blackpool. 05/02/23 10:00:55 |
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31/01/23 20:01:53 |
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He's not allowed On the furniture but nobody said anything about being In it. 18/03/22 20:05:22 |
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There's more leg room up here. 21/10/21 11:01:46 |
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"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger." --Willie Johnson
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05/06/21 19:02:33 |
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30/12/20 9:39:22 |
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Right, we better go, where's your Labrador with my white stick? 16/07/20 11:02:19 |
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She's listening to that damn Lionel Richie song again. 12/07/20 8:14:51 |
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02/07/20 19:14:10 |
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02/06/24 19:04:59 |
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If you won't let me steal your chickens, I'm ordering a deliveroo. 18/05/24 11:00:58 |
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19/08/23 19:06:17 |
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02/03/23 20:00:49 |
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Well she did say it's the bike or me. 24/05/22 19:00:34 |
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She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom. 14/01/22 20:04:18 |
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14/11/21 12:14:42 |
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Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping. 09/11/21 22:13:49 |
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This time she's wearing the meat on her head. --Willie Johnson
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18/09/21 20:14:49 |
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14/07/21 19:02:49 |
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12/12/20 12:00:25 |
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Thank God for social distancing. 25/11/20 8:48:30 |
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07/08/20 19:07:33 |
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how would you like it if i shoved something down your throat pal? 12/10/12 20:21:05 |
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even polar bears get pestered with blue bottles. 08/11/11 15:38:54 |
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Thu 20:00:37 |
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This caption was 4 seconds later, Anon, so while I feel sorry for 20:00:33, this is clearly a timing clash. The dupes Chris has rightly been calling attention to have been much later, and obviously not timing clashes. --James Lennox
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31/10/24 12:04:03 |
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He's a permanent fixture on that bus. 15/05/24 12:59:24 |
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24/02/24 12:19:35 |
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Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles 30/01/24 12:18:05 |
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The Beakles --John Harrison
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Where do you live? 30/11/23 21:41:14 |
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29/11/23 20:02:46 |
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These modern cars and their computers, I knew we had to get it to the lab. 14/09/23 10:03:15 |
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Darling, when I suggested a bit of risky swinging, this is not what I had in mind. 08/04/23 11:52:08 |
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12/01/23 11:31:24 |
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05/01/23 9:33:28 |
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25/08/22 8:43:12 |
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Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again. 10/01/22 20:01:03 |
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Get the hint, it doesn't like you and doesn't want to live with you. 01/01/22 12:01:09 |
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13/10/21 13:32:29 |
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16/06/21 12:56:47 |
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The joke wasn't that funny but I don't want to hurt her feelings. 04/05/21 8:18:31 |
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13/04/21 19:00:47 |
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First day eating chips on the beach after lockdown. 01/03/21 20:01:30 |
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The question is, how many molehills does it take to make a mountain and how many dead moles? 🤔
7:49pm
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She's making a mountain out of a molehill. [alexandra ball]
Typical the IKEA boy has a couple of nuts missing.
7:19pm
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I have no Ikea where they are! [alexandra ball]
That's quite interesting, I never realised that sheepish meant to feel extreme shame or having a lack of self confidence.
I always thought sheepish meant fickle for someone who's easily herded as they can't or don't resist peer pressure.
But it appears that "sheepish" applies to the way a shepherd lives rather than the sheep. Hopefully this isn't a definition coined up by city slickers to undermine the farming working classes to make them feel a sense of shame, or to make the city slickers feel better as they're not the poor bastards sitting out in the fields themselves! 🤣
It's alright, in an urban setting they've got the factory working line instead but I've never come across being factoryish before...
3:34pm
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He lives alone, he's a bit sheepish. [alexandra ball]
With your phone... and credit card details
7:16am
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If you won't let me steal your chickens, I'm ordering a deliveroo. [alexandra ball]
It explains why the kids were 'AWOL' from school, after, recess break.
(Absent WithOut Leave)
12:13pm
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Now we know where all those missing kids went! [alexandra ball]
Please see 08:09:40
9:39am
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Sheer madness. [alexandra ball]
See caption 20.00.33 Mr Beach must have been on another call not to notice
7:49am
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It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]
Chris Beach must have been on a call to nature see caption 20.00.59
8:06am
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It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]
This caption was 4 seconds later, Anon, so while I feel sorry for 20:00:33, this is clearly a timing clash. The dupes Chris has rightly been calling attention to have been much later, and obviously not timing clashes.
8:08am
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It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]
Guess you call it a close call
9:07am
comment on caption:
It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]