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20/11/24 12:01:22 |
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09/04/24 11:00:48 |
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29/02/24 20:04:12 |
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19/02/24 12:00:44 |
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No wonder there's potholes, they only have a skeleton staff. 06/04/24 11:05:53 |
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Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses 14/05/21 11:01:38 |
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23/12/23 20:02:23 |
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21/06/24 11:00:27 |
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05/12/23 12:02:16 |
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For the love of God, abdicate! 14/08/21 19:01:25 |
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18/11/20 20:41:53 |
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I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist. --Karen Oakenfull
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I caught a fish, it was this big! 21/06/20 11:28:53 |
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18/11/24 20:01:27 |
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07/06/24 11:00:58 |
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22/01/24 20:01:22 |
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29/07/23 11:00:34 |
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New ladybird edition the joy of sex 15/09/20 19:12:12 |
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He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary. 29/07/20 13:08:21 |
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22/01/24 12:06:57 |
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26/12/23 20:01:31 |
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You've a bit of something in your teeth. 10/09/22 11:16:48 |
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02/11/23 12:00:19 |
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 12/03/22 20:01:14 |
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Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house. 24/04/21 11:06:26 |
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20/04/21 19:04:48 |
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22/06/20 13:22:34 |
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15/10/24 19:01:26 |
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27/04/22 8:37:13 |
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14/10/21 11:48:59 |
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The fashion industry is a cut throat business. 17/10/20 11:05:19 |
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05/08/20 14:59:21 |
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Ok grandma, I'll explain using a mobile phone just one more time. 24/04/20 20:14:06 |
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Explaining using a mobile phone, using a mobile phone. --Willie Johnson
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14/10/24 11:03:14 |
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There's a baby in there somewhere. 04/11/23 12:05:19 |
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Feathers McGraw fresh from prison eyes up his next robbery attempt. 03/10/21 11:07:05 |
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That colon is in the wrong place. 16/04/21 8:34:08 |
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The face that sunk a thousand ships. 08/04/21 13:10:45 |
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26/12/20 13:27:18 |
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15/07/20 9:31:24 |
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09/12/24 20:02:22 |
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Wow, the dog's wrapping skills are getting better. 06/10/24 19:05:52 |
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I have no Ikea where they are! 01/04/24 19:00:39 |
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10/01/24 12:05:20 |
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26/04/23 19:00:43 |
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She always bent over backwards for people. 17/02/23 21:12:25 |
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It just takes one little prick to ruin your whole day. 26/11/22 20:03:50 |
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How do you like it, tapping the glass being stared at? Not nice is it!! 25/05/21 11:11:04 |
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It's a miracle darling. You're telling me! I don't even have a penis. 26/11/20 20:02:20 |
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Why does it always work when nobody's about. 21/08/20 7:57:49 |
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17/04/24 11:16:51, edited: 17/04/24 13:09:51, |
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She's making a mountain out of a molehill. 29/03/24 12:05:54 |
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08/03/24 20:01:07 |
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24/09/23 19:06:25 |
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11/06/23 19:00:37 |
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28/04/23 11:06:34 |
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And the poor stapler from floor 3 only got taken to Blackpool. 05/02/23 10:00:55 |
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31/01/23 20:01:53 |
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He's not allowed On the furniture but nobody said anything about being In it. 18/03/22 20:05:22 |
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There's more leg room up here. 21/10/21 11:01:46 |
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"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger." --Willie Johnson
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05/06/21 19:02:33 |
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30/12/20 9:39:22 |
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Right, we better go, where's your Labrador with my white stick? 16/07/20 11:02:19 |
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She's listening to that damn Lionel Richie song again. 12/07/20 8:14:51 |
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02/07/20 19:14:10 |
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02/06/24 19:04:59 |
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If you won't let me steal your chickens, I'm ordering a deliveroo. 18/05/24 11:00:58 |
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19/08/23 19:06:17 |
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02/03/23 20:00:49 |
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Well she did say it's the bike or me. 24/05/22 19:00:34 |
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She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom. 14/01/22 20:04:18 |
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14/11/21 12:14:42 |
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Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping. 09/11/21 22:13:49 |
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This time she's wearing the meat on her head. --Willie Johnson
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18/09/21 20:14:49 |
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14/07/21 19:02:49 |
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12/12/20 12:00:25 |
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Thank God for social distancing. 25/11/20 8:48:30 |
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07/08/20 19:07:33 |
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how would you like it if i shoved something down your throat pal? 12/10/12 20:21:05 |
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even polar bears get pestered with blue bottles. 08/11/11 15:38:54 |
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Thu 20:00:37 |
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This caption was 4 seconds later, Anon, so while I feel sorry for 20:00:33, this is clearly a timing clash. The dupes Chris has rightly been calling attention to have been much later, and obviously not timing clashes. --James Lennox
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31/10/24 12:04:03 |
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He's a permanent fixture on that bus. 15/05/24 12:59:24 |
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24/02/24 12:19:35 |
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Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles 30/01/24 12:18:05 |
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The Beakles --John Harrison
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Where do you live? 30/11/23 21:41:14 |
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29/11/23 20:02:46 |
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These modern cars and their computers, I knew we had to get it to the lab. 14/09/23 10:03:15 |
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Darling, when I suggested a bit of risky swinging, this is not what I had in mind. 08/04/23 11:52:08 |
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12/01/23 11:31:24 |
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05/01/23 9:33:28 |
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25/08/22 8:43:12 |
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Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again. 10/01/22 20:01:03 |
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Get the hint, it doesn't like you and doesn't want to live with you. 01/01/22 12:01:09 |
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13/10/21 13:32:29 |
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16/06/21 12:56:47 |
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The joke wasn't that funny but I don't want to hurt her feelings. 04/05/21 8:18:31 |
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13/04/21 19:00:47 |
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First day eating chips on the beach after lockdown. 01/03/21 20:01:30 |
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15/10/20 8:25:41 |
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Those ballet lessons really paid off. 30/08/20 7:35:07 |
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It'll be shire luck if they get it back
12:31pm
comment on caption:
Hey Mr Hobbit, can I have my ball back? [alexandra ball]
"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger."
12:08am
comment on caption:
There's more leg room up here. [alexandra ball]
This time she's wearing the meat on her head.
12:02am
comment on caption:
Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping. [alexandra ball]
Or you can read 12:00:58.
6:00pm
comment on caption:
Tape measures available at reception. [alexandra ball]
Why would anyone want to measure tape?
5:49am
comment on caption:
Tape measures available at reception. [alexandra ball]
Nope, it's a load of bollocks
10:22am
comment on caption:
This is just nuts. [alexandra ball]
Doesn't look like they're having trouble downing those glasses of wine.
9:23pm
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These Downing street parties are taking an odd turn. [alexandra ball]
You could also say she's a real dip.
8:41pm
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That doll is a real dish. [alexandra ball]
Perhaps a nod to 12:09:51?
12:07pm
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You've a bit of something in your teeth. [alexandra ball]
Friends who aren't controlling? - unless it's the mention of a slight adjustment or you can tell your friend doesn't enjoy wearing that particular outfit and you ask them what they think of it and if there's any improvements they'd like to make.
Surely you'd only mention something if it was dangerous to Justin or people around him? Who gives a toss about appearance unless you want everyone to tow the same line?
i.e. *Assimilation is not yet complete*
*You should only date these select set of people Justin because I, your friend find them acceptable to be around, otherwise you might just lose me! What would society say!? I could never afford for that to happen to me Justin, you know I have your best interests at heart! Boo hoo! The thought of that just sends me into such a quiver*
Allow Justin to be himself. If he looks like a prat to other people, that's on him and them.
7:17am
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It's obvious Justin is a loner with no friends, who would let him go out like this without saying something? [alexandra ball]