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05/10/11 10:38:06 |
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25/09/11 12:42:59 |
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23/09/11 13:42:09 |
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Bee careful what you say - this place is bugged! 31/08/11 11:59:46 |
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27/08/11 11:23:55 |
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07/12/24 20:56:15 |
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🎵 Bark! The Herald Angels Sing 🎵 18/10/24 20:05:25, edited: 18/10/24 20:05:38 |
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16/10/24 8:45:09 |
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12/10/24 19:01:23 |
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29/09/24 11:02:58 |
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19/09/24 11:09:38 |
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22/08/24 9:38:53, edited: 22/08/24 10:26:10 |
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21/08/24 11:35:33 |
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"Come in number 9, your lives are up!" 10/08/24 10:18:46 |
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The earth obviously moved for these two. 03/06/24 11:32:38 |
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29/05/24 11:07:27 |
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15/05/24 19:37:47, edited: 15/05/24 19:53:20, |
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26/04/24 11:11:43 |
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04/04/24 8:56:04 |
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Gorilla's in the midst of his lunch break. 03/04/24 9:06:15 |
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"I only wanted to spend a penny." 28/03/24 12:13:47 |
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"My name is Princess Leia not Princess Leer!" 15/03/24 12:24:40, edited: 15/03/24 12:38:32 |
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Climate change takes its toll as Paris experiences its worst ever heat wave. 21/02/24 12:54:44 |
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He was convicted of asphalt and battery. 19/02/24 20:15:10 |
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An alternative night on the tiles. 17/02/24 12:08:03 |
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15/02/24 12:37:21 |
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30/01/24 20:03:31 |
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11/01/24 11:35:10 |
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10/01/24 12:14:30 |
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09/01/24 20:05:23 |
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18/12/23 12:22:56 |
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09/12/23 13:07:41 |
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02/12/23 12:42:14 |
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02/12/23 10:59:58 |
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"I said poultry for Christmas, not pole tree!" 01/12/23 12:11:32 |
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28/11/23 20:30:05 |
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"It was the wurst of times.."
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28/11/23 12:24:06 |
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15/11/23 12:08:52 |
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16/10/23 11:19:10 |
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06/10/23 11:16:21 |
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"The wife paying for my drinks! That would make a refreshing change." 19/09/23 11:43:30, edited: 19/09/23 11:59:42 |
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01/09/23 19:51:15 |
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01/09/23 11:35:10 |
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17/08/23 11:18:57, edited: 17/08/23 11:20:27 |
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Mitre known he would get the biggest portion. 08/07/23 9:05:43 |
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26/06/23 19:39:25 |
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26/06/23 11:01:44 |
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09/06/23 11:11:47 |
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31/05/23 11:17:37 |
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10/05/23 8:57:24 |
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Banana pictures always get a bunch of Fyffes.
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01/05/23 11:50:31 |
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"To beard, or not to beard....." 19/02/23 12:28:17 |
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10/02/23 20:02:15 |
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08/02/23 12:21:19 |
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♫ Sex & Drugs & Croc & Roll ♫ 04/02/23 21:12:02 |
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19/01/23 20:44:47 |
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15/11/22 12:01:13, edited: 15/11/22 12:01:56 |
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This is wrong on so many levels. 03/11/22 9:45:15 |
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20/10/22 9:49:48 |
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04/10/22 9:32:03 |
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16/09/22 9:48:39 |
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Don't judge a book by it's cover. 12/08/22 19:40:49 |
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Your very clever. :^)
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"And an after-dinner mint please." 07/08/22 19:44:35 |
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13/07/22 11:46:37 |
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Rover wasn't the brightest of goalkeepers. 01/07/22 9:01:27 |
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Pearl has a look of melon cauli. 27/05/22 9:42:06 |
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"Thanks, you're an angel." 15/05/22 19:45:18 |
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09/05/22 9:00:24 |
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"How does it feel to have your privacy invaded Mr Putin?" 16/04/22 19:08:42 |
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His body is ripped, his jeans are ripped, but his head is more R.I.P. 24/03/22 12:37:44 |
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They're on a sheep day return. 03/03/22 10:01:04 |
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Hitler Youth display some Nazi habits. 28/02/22 20:34:46 |
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Just one of the hazards of tracing your family tree back to Vlad the Impaler. 12/11/21 20:47:57 |
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10/11/21 20:49:15 |
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21/09/21 9:08:43 |
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26/07/21 19:02:41 |
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23/07/21 8:48:02 |
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I want the Jesus version that turns water into wine. 16/07/21 7:32:14 |
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Holy cow!
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The ghost of Dracula is finally put to rest. 01/07/21 11:51:24 |
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31/05/21 19:16:53 |
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Put the brat among the pigeons. 19/05/21 11:00:50 |
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03/05/21 11:11:06 |
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01/05/21 19:40:32 |
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Accidentally the same as 20:01:23 which unfortunately has less votes.
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30/04/21 11:06:11 |
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🎵 Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 🎵 08/04/21 11:54:39 |
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The face that launched a thousand quips. 08/04/21 11:08:52 |
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"I never was very good at thumbs." 22/03/21 20:09:21 |
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That'th thumbthing I can thertainly relate to.
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12/03/21 12:58:08 |
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14/02/21 9:31:25 |
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The Hound of the Bathskervilles 09/02/21 12:35:31 |
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Elementary, my dear dachshund.
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North West Water have a novel way of sending out their bills. 07/02/21 21:03:50 |
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30/01/21 12:51:40 |
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13/01/21 20:12:00 |
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10/01/21 9:41:24 |
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09/01/21 20:16:04 |
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They don't call it the rag trade for nothing. 24/12/20 9:06:24 |
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True, but there's no need to rag on it.
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17/11/20 12:55:32 |
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Dave enjoys his favourite hobby of swinging the lead, when really he should be at work. 29/10/20 12:13:51 |
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12/10/20 19:00:28 |
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You can't beat that.
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Cats queue to use the litter trays. 02/10/20 19:16:08 |
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suggested edits
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Churchill did not include the word 'them'.
3:31pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Interesting. The commonly remembered quote sounds better than the actual quote.
7:33pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Yep, audience editing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"; "Luke, I am your father"; "Play it again, Sam" etc. It gets so the commonly accepted mis-quote sounds more natural than the original.
7:38pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
"Here's to 'Old-Age' Cheques... live long and prosper."
3:21pm
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Old-age benchioners [Tony Edwards]
It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)
1:56pm
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When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]
I remember this was the theme tune to This Is Your Right.
11:20pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Classical Gas 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Why are you calling her a beast?
12:10pm
comment on caption:
Beauty and the Beast [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Scrijjy Doo
8:35pm
comment on caption:
Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
You're welcome. Glad the brilliance of my idea translated into votes.
11:03pm
comment on caption:
Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
Just thought of an even better version that maintains the rhythm of the word better. I can guarantee that this improvement will result in a doubling of votes.
4:27pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]