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08/09/22 7:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch'
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!
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Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57 |
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Luckily, there was a Constable nearby. 12/08/23 11:22:25 |
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Better than showing off her Wotsits. 10/03/24 20:31:31 |
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"We always take a few magazines to bed." 16/02/24 8:02:26 |
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None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere
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08/08/20 7:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :)
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11/10/24 7:01:04 |
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"What's the frequency?" 28/09/24 11:06:53 |
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Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa!
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25/07/20 11:02:49 |
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Icy too
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments.
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 19:00:13 |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 19:01:39 |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 19:09:55 |
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"My joystick's not working." 10/08/24 11:14:49 |
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02/03/24 12:07:56 |
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27/12/23 8:09:34 |
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"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers." 18/08/23 7:12:15 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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18/04/20 11:11:28 |
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11/07/19 7:18:11 |
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30/04/19 11:21:58 |
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"Are you one of those Harey Bikers?" 03/05/24 19:10:10 |
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I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking. 17/02/24 12:01:37 |
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"Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.." 09/12/23 8:03:25 |
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Too many old trout?
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Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 7:17:06 |
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"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 19:00:24 |
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Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was
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19/01/20 13:30:10 |
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31/03/24 7:16:35 |
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29/10/23 20:03:08 |
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At least, it's a stable job.
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17/06/23 11:01:48 |
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05/02/22 8:00:09 |
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20/06/19 19:01:49 |
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German kids like to reserve their place in the ice cream queue. 07/12/24 12:04:41 |
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I wouldn't worry. It's not often that Scotland get anything in the back of the net. 23/10/24 19:08:54 |
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"Cycling really makes my calves ache." 24/08/24 7:09:58 |
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26/08/23 19:08:19 |
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"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman. 03/06/23 19:00:31 |
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09/02/23 20:01:57 |
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I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 20:03:39 |
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The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 7:48:11 |
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27/06/20 11:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 11:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 19:15:39 |
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24/04/19 19:00:24 |
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"Mum, please can I go out tonight?" 07/12/24 8:04:45 |
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"I'm worried that my hairline is reseeding." 03/12/24 8:03:19 |
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29/09/24 11:09:19 |
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28/08/24 19:08:50 |
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5 years we've been married and never a crossword. 13/07/24 7:12:11 |
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"Don't worry, I won't eat you. Parrots repeat on me." 16/03/24 20:04:30 |
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She's refusing to take it lying down. 13/01/24 12:02:28 |
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"There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1." 08/09/23 7:42:41 |
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"Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 19:04:38 |
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26/02/22 12:03:50 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 12:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul.
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18/03/20 20:27:47 |
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09/03/20 12:00:12 |
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption.
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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When you get Heather Mills for Secret Santa. 19/10/24 7:02:32 |
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They've just dropped off their kids at the nursery. 05/02/24 20:07:02 |
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17/10/23 19:24:28 |
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Wham! He was struck from behind by a careless Wispa. 18/08/23 7:08:44 |
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"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating." 03/05/23 7:02:12 |
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😂
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08/02/23 8:00:08 |
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Or a nosey parkour
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28/10/22 19:17:39 |
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She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 19:11:23 |
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He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 19:00:27 |
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03/09/21 7:19:05 |
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24/08/21 7:00:37 |
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05/06/21 7:16:15 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir."
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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25/07/20 11:01:16 |
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16/04/20 19:03:38 |
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03/04/20 19:00:09 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing'
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 11:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D
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09/07/24 19:00:50 |
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He normally likes a roll on his back. 05/06/24 7:12:20 |
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27/03/24 12:00:43 |
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13/02/24 20:33:02 |
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11/09/23 19:04:34 |
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Contest over.
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They're hoping to win the cup. Along with the knife, fork, spoon and the plate. 31/07/23 19:16:47 |
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It's nice to have at least one square meal a day. 04/04/23 19:03:28 |
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If you prefer dogs, there's a Yorkie in the other vending machine. 15/02/23 8:03:09 |
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Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes. 04/02/23 20:19:21 |
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Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS. 18/01/23 8:01:30 |
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Yeah, I know the animal-loving vegetarian military-decorated failed artist you're talking about. Supposedly the popular political group that he was part of also took their salutes from the Romans. No idea about the moustache though.
8:25am
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Some Isle of Man residents are just show-offs. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Supposedly he had a full mo in WW1, but shaved the sides off after his gas mask failed to seal properly. Personally I think it more likely he trimmed it that way to satisfy some sexual fetish.
9:11am
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Some Isle of Man residents are just show-offs. [Vanessa the Guesser]
I wonder if it was because he thought he had a small nose. Maybe the moustache was meant to act as a more prominent shadow for it? Make it more defined as it were. And in regards to sexual fetish, maybe he liked to get his cheeks sunburned because there was nothing in the way to block the sunlight?
11:55am
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Some Isle of Man residents are just show-offs. [Vanessa the Guesser]
And in regards to other symbols, I look forward to the day when England and Scotland reintroduce their native population of lions back into the wild...When did they go extinct?
Surely the football chant should change to a more local creature "Sea lions on a shirt..."
8:15am
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Some Isle of Man residents are just show-offs. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Your round year 'round.
8:21pm
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"Your round."
"I know, I blame lockdown." [Vanessa the Guesser]
He's a good boy because, after the divorce he fetched the part Paul paid for.
Of course there is that other part, not so easy to fetch, and he'll never be finished paying for it.
5:21pm
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"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. [Vanessa the Guesser]
It's losing olive the oil.
12:12pm
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They won't get far. The engine's got a leek. [Vanessa the Guesser]
He can take a leek while riding and no-one will notice.
8:41am
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They won't get far. The engine's got a leek. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa, a nice little bonus.
1:01am
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"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Congratulations Vanessa. Well done!
1:02am
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"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. [Vanessa the Guesser]