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	"I did specifically ask for a non-smoker ..." 06/11/18 8:06:21	9

	Puss in Glutes 15/09/18 19:00:20	9

	Warning: May contain bones. 27/08/18 8:14:10	9

	Blow job 15/08/18 7:02:14	9

	Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM. 25/07/18 8:40:16	9

	A Gran Day Out 29/10/24 12:14:12	8

	This will fly out of the freezer. 15/09/24 11:04:03	8

	Doggy bag 13/09/24 7:00:30	8

	Skate Blush 20/07/24 19:06:14	3 8
Wutharink heights. --NotAsFunnyAsYourMum
	Thin Lizzy 29/06/24 19:02:10	8

	"I knew we shouldn't have signed that sponsorship agreement with Mars." 24/06/24 19:36:39	8

	Dave's emotions were all over the place. 15/05/24 19:25:26	8

	Another Beko in the wall 13/05/24 19:20:08	8

	"So that's the little bastard that's been making me scratch!" 06/05/24 19:15:18	8

	Pans People 18/03/24 20:15:56	8

	He's a Mains Coon 18/02/24 20:03:14	8

	"Sorry babe, they were out of 99s, so I got you a 57 instead." 13/02/24 12:15:19	8

	"And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' we track down Peters and Lee." 03/02/24 12:24:57	7 8
Welcome home. --Dot Old
	"Don't forget to include my Rose bush." 24/01/24 14:48:39	8

	Mr McGregor was beginning to regret using Miracle Gro on his lettuces. 24/08/23 19:24:28	8

	Newton was clearly on the spectrum. 09/04/22 19:00:34	8

	Yummy Mummy 09/11/21 12:21:36	8

	"He's so full of energy." 20/10/21 7:22:50	8

	"The one on the left is better quality. It's a no-brainer." 12/10/21 11:24:31	8

	Sea monkeys are quite fascinating when viewed under a microscope. 04/10/21 19:50:26	1 8

	"Make fun of my zits again and I'll give you a bunch of Fyffes!" 20/06/21 19:35:39	3 8
We all said Zits at school because we were all Jasper Carrot fans. --Neil Mackenzie
	That's Jim on the left and Dave on the white. 30/11/20 12:08:07	1 8
White makes right. --Willie Johnson
	"I'm not sure which is worse, going in the washing machine or being shagged by the labrador." 07/06/20 11:54:36	8

	Touching the void 12/05/20 11:29:06	8

	Owner self-isolating? No more walkies? Why not take up yoga? 17/03/20 12:10:58	8

	Onesie for the road. 10/02/20 20:00:13	8

	She's lovin' it! 02/02/20 20:00:11	8

	She's going to be attracting hedgehogs to the site in that dress! 20/12/19 20:21:10	8

	"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!" 17/11/19 20:54:29	2 8
clever --Dev B
	And still Miss Havisham waits. 15/08/19 8:23:33	2 8
Very clever --Poxy Jock
	Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard. 14/08/19 11:02:20	8

	"There's no point in hiding Potter, we all know it was you." 25/04/19 11:07:27	8

	"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?" 14/12/18 12:45:45	1 8
And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore
	"Gay pride, just my luck!" 01/12/18 9:56:27	8

	"Come on down you scaredy cats, it's only a mouse!" 01/12/18 9:01:47	8

	Postman Pat was beginning to worry about Jess. 29/10/18 8:02:10	8

	Goes well with the Green Belt 20/09/18 19:00:49	8

	🎵 Let's Stick Together 10/10/24 11:07:00	7

	Unfortunately, it was a flop. 05/10/24 7:45:23	7

	🎵 How much is that doggy in the Windows? 14/09/24 19:07:10	7

	clever Mini meow 15/08/24 7:00:36	7

	Jeanius idea 03/08/24 19:05:42	1 7

	Tea bags 02/08/24 11:04:14	7

	Hot tuba 22/05/24 19:01:44	7

	"It's an udder disgrace!" 20/04/24 19:07:11	7

	Lemon and Lyme Regis 15/03/24 20:18:10	7

	"I told you not to buy a Scubaru." 13/03/24 20:19:15, edited: 13/03/24 20:19:34	7

	It'll never cel 07/03/24 12:02:47	7

	Whatever next? Eels on wheels? 04/03/24 20:05:18	7

	The toenails come with extra cheese. 17/10/23 11:02:46	7

	Tea for 302 14/10/23 19:01:21	7

	I'd rather have Coco Plops. 11/09/23 19:21:09	7

	Replicat 20/08/23 19:36:47	7

	"Excuse me, there's a hair in my ... oh." 02/04/22 11:02:28	7

	"It was hilarious, man, but if I don't slap you I won't get any sex for a month." 30/03/22 19:16:00	1 7

	"You really need to do something about that 5 o'clock shadow Melanie!" 01/12/21 9:08:51	7

	Kate didn't like it at first but it ended up tickling her fancy. 23/11/21 12:07:55	7

	"Schweinhund!" 27/10/21 19:02:20	7

	Croc 'n' roll 16/10/21 7:43:39	7

	Barby and Ken 30/08/21 11:03:22	7

	You might think you can get away with a little topless sunbathing in the privacy of your own back garden, but not when your neighbour is the Jolly Green Giant. 01/08/21 11:15:19	7

	creative Cats are solitairey animals. 24/06/21 19:00:11	7

	Ginger heir 21/06/21 11:00:12	7

	"You look a right nana Dave. Take it off!" 21/05/21 11:36:46	7

	"I got them from the nursery." 28/04/21 11:33:59	7

	'That'll teach Daddy to go on caption.me when he's supposed to be reading me a story!' 16/04/21 19:20:01	7

	I think you call it Dadaism. 11/03/21 12:22:59	7

	"Make it go away, PLEASE!" "Covid?" "The US Presidential Election." 30/10/20 20:19:39	2 7
I'll second that. Hopefully it will all be done within a week of the voting. --Willie Johnson
	"Fancy a game of snooker tonight Dave?" "Sorry Phil, I can't. The wife wants me to paint the ceiling." 15/10/20 19:19:32	7

	'Yay, it's another cat!' 'Not another bloody cat!' 01/10/20 11:12:10	7

	'Now where's that bloody cat?' 08/08/20 11:47:47	7

	"At least she didn't put us in the tumble dryer. Did you know she actually ironed Ernie and Bert? They're straight now!" 07/06/20 11:27:46	7

	Soap opera 30/05/20 11:03:18	7

	"We've called him Michael Jackson." 16/05/20 19:14:46	7

	"No, we don't want a f*cking Smart Meter!" 24/04/20 19:25:12	7

	Seize the daisy! 22/04/20 11:33:08	1 7
Carpe Peeum --Scrijjy Doo
	"When I agreed to pose for you Lucian, I thought I'd be reclining on a couch or something ..." 21/04/20 11:29:03	7

	Meryl Streep's latest movie was a bit of a turkey. 02/04/20 19:11:28	7

	"It's all I could get!" 29/03/20 19:40:26	7

	And it's only Day 2. 25/03/20 8:50:02	7

	"Looks like they're out of loo rolls Mum, but never mind, if the worst comes to the worst we can use my collection of 'Men in Belted Sweaters' magazines." 15/03/20 16:46:49	7

	Claw enforcement 12/01/20 20:10:03	7

	"I'll f*cking kill that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen!" 16/11/19 20:52:45	7

	"Open wide for me. Yes, just as I suspected. You've got gingervitis." 06/11/19 20:08:21	7

	Money laundering 29/10/19 12:02:15	7

	"What a great costume!" "Thanks, it's handmaid." 25/10/19 11:27:57	7

	That definitely belongs to Monica Lewinsky. You can tell by the stain on her top. 28/09/19 11:38:38	7

	Soft, strong and very very ... itchy. 15/09/19 19:34:26	7

	Preaching to the inverted 02/09/19 11:36:47	7

	He obviously has a very high paint threshold. 31/08/19 11:52:03	7

	lol Extreme sleepwalking 16/02/19 21:34:12	7

	"Bloody seagull. That's the second cheeseburger I've lost this week!" 14/02/19 8:50:56	7

	"How much Scotch did you put in those pancakes?" 13/01/19 8:30:26	7

	Spag Moll 03/01/19 12:01:11	1 7
Couldn't resist! --Molly R
	"DON'T STEP ON THE SNAIL!" 18/12/18 20:03:58	7

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last comments (total: 237)

"Better get some Punicillin."

[anon]

22/07/24
10:46pm

comment on caption:
The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:07:25

(caption author)

29/07/24
11:34am

comment on caption:
All the fun of the fayre [Karyn Harrison]

Tina found her new boots, Riveting.

[anon]

03/08/24
11:54pm

comment on caption:
Jeanius idea [Karyn Harrison]

CroChat.

[anon]

11/08/24
12:12pm

comment on caption:
Knitty cat [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm