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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 19:00:25 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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02/04/24 7:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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08/11/24 20:01:49 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24 |
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20/04/24 7:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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21/04/24 7:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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02/11/24 12:01:08 |
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16/08/24 19:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 19:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 11:04:20 |
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30/07/23 11:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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01/11/24 8:03:09 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 11:01:52 |
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08/04/24 11:11:07 |
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05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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25/09/24 11:00:39 |
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14/06/24 11:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36 |
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06/05/24 11:00:19 |
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24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 7:01:38 |
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11/05/23 11:00:53 |
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04/04/23 11:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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31/10/24 12:14:22 |
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18/10/24 11:01:09 |
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12/10/24 7:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 7:32:10 |
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09/04/24 7:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 11:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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Think it was a choice of which Stephen Bean caption should win this month with so many top options. Must admit I thought for a moment everyone else had changed their name to Stephen Bean in an April fools joke to fool me.
Great months work
7:57am
comment on caption:
"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]
Hi Glyn, what a great idea and photo opportunity for caption.me. I will definitely keep an eye out for clown cars on Ebay. Maybe every monthly prize winner should have to carry out a forfeit.
7:59am
comment on caption:
"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]
Congratulations Stephen, great caption, you really are starting to get the hang of this!
8:36am
comment on caption:
"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]
In the month of April a new caption.me record holder arose (needs verification), easily wiping out the field. With all of this in the rear view mirror, I hope you can stop and take a moment to enjoy being the winner of the largest cash prize in caption.me's history (needs verification).
Congratulations Stephen and sorry I haven't gotten around to contributing my share (Just send me the Bill and I'll get right on it, or at least I'll contribute so that you can break your record next month).
8:58am
comment on caption:
"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]
Clever caption, Stephen, congratulations!
:^)
-Crunchy
2:53pm
comment on caption:
"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]
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12:01am
comment on caption:
"You're the centaur of my world." [Stephen Bean]
Brilliant caption, well deserved!
6:23pm
comment on caption:
"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]
Is he even your dog any more? Maybe he's been cheating on you with another owner.
8:11pm
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You know you've been spending too long on caption.me when your dog asks you to leave home. [Stephen Bean]
Your parents never tell you that they own nine tenths of you from birth. Only one tenth is beyond their control and is allowed for individualistic freedom. The law says.
It is what makes for healthy relationships. Like it did for a slave master and his slaves. When a slave master loses or lost his slave cargo, the law said he was entitled to a compensation claim.
See, masters loved their slaves and when they fell overboard all chained together, the emotional impact it would have had on him isn't even worth thinking about. Imagine, his lazy arse might even need to do some work! 😱 That would take an emotional toll and a half on a poor master. Think of the emotional distress!
Technically though, they would only pay him for every nine slaves out of ten.
8:04am
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Possession is nine tenths of the Laura [Stephen Bean]
Sorry I'm late. Congratulations Steve, great caption.
11:47am
comment on caption:
"Piss off Dave. Bill's already given me
two mirrors and a windscreen wiper." [Stephen Bean]