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27/01/23 12:10:28 |
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Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. 25/08/24 19:04:54 |
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Put the Stella's away glyn --NotAsFunnyAsYourMum
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09/04/19 3:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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18/06/23 12:08:46 |
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Please, no matches in the forest. 17/10/24 19:11:47 |
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17/07/24 19:05:51 |
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18/03/24 20:02:12 |
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Anyone can parallel park, but only a master can isosceles park. 30/08/24 19:01:09, edited: 30/08/24 19:01:53 |
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27/09/23 19:04:37 |
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All she wanted was to have a nice picnic, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! 01/11/22 12:03:59 |
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Still laughing about this several months later. :) --Al Overy
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'One turkey and cheese, and step on it." 13/06/24 11:40:01 |
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Give us this day our doily bread. 04/02/24 20:04:02 |
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02/05/22 19:06:01 |
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Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
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Trump was right. They're eating cats. 12/09/24 11:02:18 |
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Star Trek: The Text Generation 30/07/24 19:02:46, edited: 30/07/24 19:03:23 |
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15/07/23 19:00:52, edited: 15/07/23 19:01:18 |
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05/07/22 11:05:38 |
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 19:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 11:14:48 |
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"Sorry Gilligan, but a red shirt is a red shirt." Thu 20:00:40, edited: Thu 20:00:55 |
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05/08/24 19:02:59 |
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29/05/24 19:00:44 |
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Police are searching for a blindfolded 5-year-old. 05/05/24 19:02:27, edited: 05/05/24 19:09:36 |
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23/04/24 19:00:31 |
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08/04/24 19:01:09 |
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28/03/24 20:09:45 |
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13/01/24 20:03:03 |
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28/10/23 19:04:05 |
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19/06/23 19:01:09 |
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27/05/23 21:03:20 |
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15/05/23 19:02:22 |
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21/11/22 16:17:45 |
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19/08/21 12:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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19/08/24 7:05:39 |
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09/08/24 19:00:49 |
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14/07/24 19:01:50 |
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Many men died because they couldn't find it. 12/07/24 19:00:59 |
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23/03/24 20:29:03 |
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25/01/24 20:07:33, edited: 25/01/24 20:08:00 |
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Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. 30/12/23 20:02:45 |
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Just bung it over next to the exercise bike. If you can find it underneath all the clothes. --Karen Oakenfull
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02/10/23 19:00:41 |
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22/09/23 19:03:24 |
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Make me one with everything. --Brian Butterfield
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"They laugh now, but when someone needs a color pencil..." 25/07/23 19:05:40 |
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27/03/23 12:13:47 |
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12/03/23 20:08:19, edited: 12/03/23 20:16:12 |
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08/03/23 20:02:54 |
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"I wished for my bollocks back." 27/12/22 13:32:49, edited: 27/12/22 13:34:16 |
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Who says euthanasia can't be fun? 17/11/22 8:03:23 |
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19/10/22 19:07:37 |
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♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 14:34:29 |
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31/07/20 13:48:12 |
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"Oh good. My eye drops have arrived." 18/11/24 12:02:20 |
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They just have to work out a few bugs. 22/09/24 19:04:37 |
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"All we need is a preacher from the Black Lagoon." 03/06/24 11:02:20 |
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21/03/24 20:02:06 |
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09/12/23 20:06:33 |
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"This bench in loving memory of all those suffering from OCD." 28/08/23 19:06:47 |
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🎵Let's get digital, digital 🎵 10/07/23 19:03:07 |
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How old they will be when they pay off their student loans. 16/06/23 19:53:23 |
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Never bring a laser pointer to an axe fight. 15/04/23 19:13:15 |
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22/03/23 20:17:25 |
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18/01/23 20:11:37, edited: 18/01/23 20:12:15 |
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02/11/22 20:06:09 |
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"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30 |
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05/01/22 20:01:08 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 7:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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15/08/24 19:06:01 |
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20/03/24 11:36:43 |
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17/01/24 20:07:26 |
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17/01/24 8:03:05 |
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Ben and Jerry don't talk about their sister. 01/01/24 20:14:54 |
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14/12/23 20:02:37 |
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"Very funny, guys. Now put the ladder back." 19/09/23 19:17:48 |
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11/08/23 19:01:23 |
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15/05/23 11:15:31, edited: 15/05/23 11:16:18 |
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09/04/22 5:46:13 |
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But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 20:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 19:18:35 |
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06/09/19 21:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 4:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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30/10/24 20:01:50 |
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"I'll give you something to cry about!" 25/10/24 19:01:26 |
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I love a girl in a filmsy outfit. 19/09/24 19:00:40 |
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14/06/24 19:01:58 |
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18/03/24 20:02:48 |
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10/03/24 20:05:11 |
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Take all your feelings and dreams and lock them in these airtight containers. 22/02/24 20:01:40 |
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20/10/23 19:06:31, edited: 20/10/23 19:06:45 |
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14/07/23 19:14:31 |
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"Just my luck, it's flush hour." 13/03/23 20:12:56 |
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"I found your contact, Mr. Gulliver." 21/02/23 20:05:05 |
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He wanted to be buried in his tank. 25/12/22 20:13:55 |
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10/11/22 12:04:37 |
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A few?
3:39pm
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They just have to work out a few bugs. [Scrijjy Doo]
A Side-walk Sow'lly.
4:34pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
On her way to the Sesame Street Slutter-house.
4:48pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
Bit of trivia: Miss Piggy never actually appeared (in person) on Sesame Street. More accurate, but probably less likely to get votes, might have been 'The Strumpet Show'.
7:54pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
Gregory's feeling a bit peckish.
7:20pm
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Ramen Holiday [Scrijjy Doo]
Yes, the accident being...Dave suddenly realised he was allergic to ice cream
11:12am
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Ben, Jerry, & Dave (Before the Accident) [Scrijjy Doo]
Dial Pads?
8:08pm
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Loch Around the Clock [Scrijjy Doo]
New Jack Kitty?
1:56pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]
Yours is better, Glyn.
3:11pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]
Feel free to use it if you want, I don't mind at all.
With the theme already there, that's why I put up a different caption instead which I prefer to do as it's much more fun and a challenge 😉
7:59pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]