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Comments | 14 | 1 | 1 | #1 | 3 | 3 | #1 | 1233 | 1868 | #3 |
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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 19:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 11:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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11/07/24 11:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 8:02:15 |
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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02/09/24 19:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 7:16:32 |
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16/07/23 7:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 7:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 19:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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01/05/24 11:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 12:38:16, suggested edits |
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 7:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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Tue 20:00:35 |
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08/12/24 8:13:40 |
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24/05/24 7:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 7:15:24 |
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 19:13:01 |
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28/09/23 19:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 7:09:57 |
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10/10/24 19:03:29 |
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18/07/24 7:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 7:24:18 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 11:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 19:28:20 |
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06/04/21 11:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 7:00:40 |
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08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 11:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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Tue 12:07:45 |
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"Bank job." --Al Overy
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 19:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 19:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 19:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 19:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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03/12/24 8:01:09 |
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14/10/24 7:04:51 |
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19/09/24 11:11:33 |
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23/08/24 7:14:01 |
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10/07/24 7:03:44 |
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13/05/24 19:20:44 |
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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16/01/24 8:16:36 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 7:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 7:12:23 |
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22/09/23 7:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 12:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 13:23:56 |
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07/11/24 12:03:42 |
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21/04/24 21:46:59 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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11/08/23 19:20:11 |
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10/08/23 19:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 7:03:56 |
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31/08/22 7:10:06 |
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08/10/21 7:08:37 |
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19/07/21 7:07:59 |
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23/04/21 11:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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24/01/21 8:06:09 |
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12/04/20 7:01:39 |
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09/04/20 19:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 7:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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30/06/24 19:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 19:24:47 |
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01/06/24 19:24:18, edited: 01/06/24 19:35:56 |
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Lol, Karen, yes she's definitely going for the full set. But speaking of ponchos, she is lacking a Mexican...
[Oh dear, just went to upvote your comment and it's vanished, which makes mine incomprehensible. Much like many of my captions ]
9:24pm
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Here goes...
There's an Irish chicken, a Scottish chicken and an English chicken crossing the road. A Welsh chicken waltzes up, and asks "Why is it you always forget about us Welsh!?"
The Irish chicken urges the Scottish chicken and English chicken to continue saying "Don't turn back, leave her. It's best we get away from this Welsh farmyard as quickly as possible because if it's true what happens to sheep, imagine what they do to chickens!?"
9:11am
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Oh crap. This caption literally took me 6 minutes to write, and now I see it's a dupe ... No time to edit, so a nod to the earlier entry.
7:11am
comment on caption:
"So, Dave, how is marriage to a mermaid?" "Crap. I can't breath underwater. There's sharks everywhere. And my wife has no sexual organs." [James Lennox]
He received a 21-pun salute off his friends on the caption site.
7:26pm
comment on caption:
"...and so, as we commit Dave to the grave, we remember his great loves, machines of war, and tropical fish." [James Lennox]
I don't think any meaning of the word fast applies to her - unless she is stuck in her chair
8:47am
comment on caption:
"Ok, as I can now see my arse, I probably was spinning on my office chair a little too fast." [James Lennox]
Chris, I think James's account's been hacked. ;)
7:09pm
comment on caption:
Squeals on Wheels [James Lennox]
Lol, AL. To be honest mate, I had a run of hard thought narrative captions score zero, so I thought, bugger it, I'll just do some cheap puns instead. I got more votes from these 2 than the rest of my week's body of work put together 😞
7:18pm
comment on caption:
Squeals on Wheels [James Lennox]
Hang in there, James! 🤗
7:19pm
comment on caption:
Squeals on Wheels [James Lennox]
Hoping the vote was for this version, Vivvy. I edited because I didn't think anybody would get the first version. Happily surprised anyone even got the revised one (If you did, will revert if not)
7:14am
comment on caption:
"Look, you're not fat, I just said that because you made fun of my hat." [James Lennox]
This is the version I like. Thank you for asking.
7:16am
comment on caption:
"Look, you're not fat, I just said that because you made fun of my hat." [James Lennox]