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Comments | 14 | 2 | 9 | #2 | 3 | 3 | #1 | 1234 | 1876 | #3 |
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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 19:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 11:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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11/07/24 11:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 8:02:15 |
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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02/09/24 19:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 7:16:32 |
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16/07/23 7:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 7:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 19:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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01/05/24 11:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 12:38:16, suggested edits |
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 7:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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17/12/24 20:00:35 |
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08/12/24 8:13:40 |
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24/05/24 7:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 7:15:24 |
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 19:13:01 |
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28/09/23 19:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 7:09:57 |
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10/10/24 19:03:29 |
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18/07/24 7:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 7:24:18 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 11:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 19:28:20 |
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06/04/21 11:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 7:00:40 |
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21/05/19 11:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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17/12/24 12:07:45 |
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"Bank job." --Al Overy
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 19:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 19:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 19:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 19:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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03/12/24 8:01:09 |
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19/09/24 11:11:33 |
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10/07/24 7:03:44 |
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13/05/24 19:20:44 |
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 7:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 7:12:23 |
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22/09/23 7:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 12:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 13:23:56 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 7:03:56 |
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19/07/21 7:07:59 |
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23/04/21 11:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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12/04/20 7:01:39 |
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09/04/20 19:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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02/09/19 7:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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30/06/24 19:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 19:24:47 |
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Congrats, this caption was the 'fabric' of comedic genius!
9:51am
comment on caption:
A Brief History of Time [James Lennox]
Congrats, James! I think Mr Hawking would be proud.
:^)
Crunchy
5:00pm
comment on caption:
A Brief History of Time [James Lennox]
Thank-you for the vote, Kate. It came seconds after I edited. If it was for the earlier version I can revert.
12:20pm
comment on caption:
Back in my day fairground sideshows could just give you a plastic bag. [James Lennox]
Yes please, I did like the previous one ☺️
12:36pm
comment on caption:
Back in my day fairground sideshows could just give you a plastic bag. [James Lennox]
Done 😉
12:41pm
comment on caption:
Back in my day fairground sideshows could just give you a plastic bag. [James Lennox]
Many thanks for the edit suggestion, Karyn. I'm normally pretty careful with my proofreading but really mucked up on this one
8:54pm
comment on caption:
"Billy, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is Goldy has gone down the toilet." "And the good news?" "He performed a perfect triple back flip on the way in." [James Lennox]
Don't mention it, caption author. It's easy to make mistakes when you're in a hurry to post a caption.
9:00pm
comment on caption:
"Billy, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is Goldy has gone down the toilet." "And the good news?" "He performed a perfect triple back flip on the way in." [James Lennox]
Thanks, Scrijjy. I picked up on the missing comma as soon as I proofread, but thought I'd be the only one that cared. Glad someone else appreciates good punctuation
8:28pm
comment on caption:
"Ok, girls, now our husbands have gone, let's put away the Tupperware and bring out the vibrators." [James Lennox]
This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put.
3:19pm
comment on caption:
"Ok, girls, now our husbands have gone, let's put away the Tupperware and bring out the vibrators." [James Lennox]
I wonder if he wanted a 01000101?
8:31pm
comment on caption:
"01010000!!" [James Lennox]