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Comments | 11 | 5 | 8 | #2 | 4 | 2 | #2 | 1203 | 1823 | #3 |
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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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11/07/24 12:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 9:02:15 |
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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02/09/24 20:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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01/05/24 12:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 13:38:16, suggested edits |
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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24/05/24 8:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 8:15:24 |
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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10/10/24 20:03:29 |
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18/07/24 8:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 8:24:18 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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14/10/24 8:04:51 |
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19/09/24 12:11:33 |
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23/08/24 8:14:01 |
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10/07/24 8:03:44 |
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13/05/24 20:20:44 |
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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16/01/24 8:16:36 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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22/09/23 8:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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18/08/24 20:02:37 |
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21/04/24 22:46:59 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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11/08/23 20:20:11 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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31/08/22 8:10:06 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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30/06/24 20:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 20:24:47 |
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01/06/24 20:24:18, edited: 01/06/24 20:35:56 |
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18/05/24 8:05:09 |
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18/04/24 12:16:16 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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This gets funnier by the minute!
8:09pm
comment on caption:
Gotta love it when you turn up 5 minutes late at caption time and the only thing there is tumbleweeds. [James Lennox]
Cheers Karyn Looks like I've got some company now. Maybe everybody was hiding in the saloon.
8:12pm
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Gotta love it when you turn up 5 minutes late at caption time and the only thing there is tumbleweeds. [James Lennox]
Strangely enough, I've found several captions to like. Maybe it's because I'm TOO late?
8:26pm
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Gotta love it when you turn up 5 minutes late at caption time and the only thing there is tumbleweeds. [James Lennox]
A pink tumbleweed?
9:55am
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Gotta love it when you turn up 5 minutes late at caption time and the only thing there is tumbleweeds. [James Lennox]
Possibly a "You had to be there at the time" caption Anon, but to paint the scene: When I arrived late there were no captions, no sign of Captioneers. The place was empty, desolate. A dry wind was moaning woefully over the dusty plains ...
1:15pm
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Gotta love it when you turn up 5 minutes late at caption time and the only thing there is tumbleweeds. [James Lennox]
Taken from the book '101 reasons engineers are funnier than accountants'
11:05am
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Diagonal bracing resists both compression and tension and therefore provides excellent reduced weight structural strength in rigid constructions using isotropic building materials.
That's about the funniest thing I could think of for this photo. [James Lennox]
What, not a footballer?
8:42am
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*Free item can be another mannequin, a cat, or a bicycle. [James Lennox]
I was thinking of offering a free family portrait at Paul Vause photography.
10:26am
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*Free item can be another mannequin, a cat, or a bicycle. [James Lennox]
Can't explain why, but this caption really tickled me.
10:27am
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*Free item can be another mannequin, a cat, or a bicycle. [James Lennox]
I love that there are 3 copycats. Brilliant.
1:36pm
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Copycat
[Nod 12:00:09 & 12:00:10] [James Lennox]