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Comments | 11 | 5 | 8 | #2 | 4 | 2 | #2 | 1203 | 1823 | #3 |
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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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11/07/24 12:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 9:02:15 |
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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02/09/24 20:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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01/05/24 12:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 13:38:16, suggested edits |
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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24/05/24 8:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 8:15:24 |
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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10/10/24 20:03:29 |
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18/07/24 8:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 8:24:18 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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14/10/24 8:04:51 |
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19/09/24 12:11:33 |
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23/08/24 8:14:01 |
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10/07/24 8:03:44 |
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13/05/24 20:20:44 |
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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24/02/24 20:04:31 |
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16/01/24 8:16:36 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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22/09/23 8:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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18/08/24 20:02:37 |
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21/04/24 22:46:59 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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24/12/23 20:05:41 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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11/08/23 20:20:11 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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01/01/23 20:00:20 |
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09/11/22 12:00:44 |
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31/08/22 8:10:06 |
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09/07/22 8:00:27 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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24/01/21 8:06:09 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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30/06/24 20:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 20:24:47 |
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01/06/24 20:24:18, edited: 01/06/24 20:35:56 |
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18/05/24 8:05:09 |
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18/04/24 12:16:16 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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Cheers Wolf. This month's coveted second place award is still up for grabs :)
7:08pm
comment on caption:
"Luke, I am your farmer." [James Lennox]
Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!
9:32pm
comment on caption:
"Luke, I am your farmer." [James Lennox]
I would have voted for this for the use of Fabio alone
3:53pm
comment on caption:
Sylvia sensuously slipped out of her red lace dress. For a moment Fabio stood motionless, staring at her beautiful naked body, then he proudly uncaged his prize pecker. [James Lennox]
Just a note on bad language use. I read it was fine if a necessary part of the joke, which it is here. I can edit it to "f*ck" if it's offensive as is.
8:27am
comment on caption:
"Oh, a mobile DJ mega boom truck, can I make a request?"
"Yep sure."
"Please fuck off." [James Lennox]
fine by me
10:07am
comment on caption:
"Oh, a mobile DJ mega boom truck, can I make a request?"
"Yep sure."
"Please fuck off." [James Lennox]
I don't give a FCUK
10:38am
comment on caption:
"Oh, a mobile DJ mega boom truck, can I make a request?"
"Yep sure."
"Please fuck off." [James Lennox]
It's no mean feet
4:14pm
comment on caption:
Oscar Pistorius' latest escape attempt. [James Lennox]
Or get the bus..
8:14am
comment on caption:
"I know how to escape! Use metal bar to pry open electrical wiring hatch. Put on rubber gloves. Insert bar between the two live terminals. Tie blue cloth to straw, and place straw between teeth. Lubricate anus with lump of butter. Insert coke can. Gently lower buttocks on to live metal bar. Wait until coke can explodes (bite down on straw for pain if necessary) and propels you over wall. Remove straw from teeth and wave flag to summon medical assistance." [James Lennox]
"Tie cloth to straw. Flag down bus. No money, so offer to lubricate bus driver's anus with butter and insert coke can. If he refuses hit him with metal bar. Either way, make sure you are wearing gloves."
8:24am
comment on caption:
"I know how to escape! Use metal bar to pry open electrical wiring hatch. Put on rubber gloves. Insert bar between the two live terminals. Tie blue cloth to straw, and place straw between teeth. Lubricate anus with lump of butter. Insert coke can. Gently lower buttocks on to live metal bar. Wait until coke can explodes (bite down on straw for pain if necessary) and propels you over wall. Remove straw from teeth and wave flag to summon medical assistance." [James Lennox]
😂
8:25am
comment on caption:
"I know how to escape! Use metal bar to pry open electrical wiring hatch. Put on rubber gloves. Insert bar between the two live terminals. Tie blue cloth to straw, and place straw between teeth. Lubricate anus with lump of butter. Insert coke can. Gently lower buttocks on to live metal bar. Wait until coke can explodes (bite down on straw for pain if necessary) and propels you over wall. Remove straw from teeth and wave flag to summon medical assistance." [James Lennox]