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01/07/20 19:00:20 |
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04/06/20 19:11:10 |
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The truth is snout hair. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I love the smell of my palm in the morning" 11/08/20 11:21:31 |
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New flavour for Quality Street kept under armed guard 10/12/19 9:22:30 |
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Congratulations Rachel. Is that a new flavor for Tubby Tustard by any chance. --Willie Johnson
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13/09/20 12:27:13 |
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24/07/20 19:25:07 |
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"I'm sick of being seen with a fat chick!" 13/04/20 7:04:23 |
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galapagos 17/06/20 19:04:56 |
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Probably belongs as a coronation street pet of Mr Niklos Papagopolous, --Morgan .
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14/03/20 20:09:05 |
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"I can't go with someone staring at me" 06/09/20 7:13:19 |
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12/08/20 12:09:13 |
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Minutes later the arcade crab claw picked up the groom 31/05/20 19:45:38 |
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06/03/20 8:16:49 |
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23/08/20 19:00:15 |
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"You should get a gastric band, like mine!" 13/04/20 7:18:41 |
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08/04/20 7:37:06 |
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Mrs. Drown --Scrijjy Doo
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16/03/20 12:01:31 |
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13/03/20 8:05:39 |
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I didn’t like this caption yesterday because it started in my head “with my colour TV and my CD collection of Bob Marley.†Have a vote and please shut the voice in my head up. --Neil Mackenzie
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05/02/20 8:00:22 |
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The Bay in the Striped Pyjamas 17/08/20 19:45:14 |
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Its not easy face painting with arthritis 31/07/20 19:35:25 |
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It's always worth trying before you buy, even if it's embarrassing for the other customers. 17/07/20 7:40:16 |
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02/06/20 11:13:07 |
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That moment you realise this turn off leads directly to the vets! 24/03/20 8:35:57 |
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06/03/20 20:14:56 |
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10/02/20 8:00:16 |
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26/01/20 8:13:27 |
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Would work better if you changed 'bow' to 'bough'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/12/19 10:45:17 |
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17/05/20 19:00:33 |
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It must be for the Crusty Knob Shop. --Woofer 6
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03/05/20 19:50:15 |
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28/04/20 7:31:28 |
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"Shit! Stop that bloody Ice Cream Van!" 21/04/20 12:27:01 |
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12/04/20 19:01:59 |
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"Vibrated in my pocket and nearly broke my leg" 19/02/20 8:18:03 |
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25/12/19 9:52:25 |
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"Shall we take terns fishing?" 11/08/20 20:06:52 |
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03/08/20 19:00:56 |
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27/06/20 11:19:20 |
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"He's behind me again, isn't he?" 03/05/20 7:13:01 |
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"Excuse me! There's a ply in my soup" 04/04/20 8:36:29 |
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Halitosis can be such a lonely condition 28/03/20 20:36:54 |
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21/02/20 20:39:45 |
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Playing Hide the Sausage wasn't as much fun as I thought! 11/02/20 21:38:12 |
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28/01/20 20:18:04 |
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"Twas the shite before Christmas...." 25/12/19 21:05:44 |
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09/12/19 12:59:51 |
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"No cutlery thank you. We'll use our bear hands" 19/09/20 12:05:45 |
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New measures announced to halve childhood obesity 08/07/20 7:21:48 |
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"The top one's a bit of a long shot!" 01/07/20 19:01:43 |
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09/06/20 19:23:54 |
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Superglue?Sorry. Couldn't resist! --Karyn Harrison
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05/05/20 11:00:52 |
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03/04/20 19:01:15 |
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27/02/20 13:01:51 |
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19/02/20 12:56:49 |
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Awwwwoooooooooo! What the hell have I just sat on? 07/02/20 8:01:46 |
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A javelin maybe? --Ian Skelding
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Hurry! The kitchen floor's just been cleaned 29/01/20 8:00:19 |
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29/12/19 20:09:02 |
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Parliament recalled after lockdown 13/07/20 19:04:30 |
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I am your voter. :) --Karyn Harrison
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12/07/20 7:25:10 |
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Swivel chairs are fun until someone flies out a 10 storey window 16/02/20 12:00:22 |
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Lol. We’ve all been there. --Karen Oakenfull
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14/07/20 12:29:11 |
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10/07/20 12:01:12 |
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While the other ladies waited to show their talents, Carol was beating about the bush 25/06/20 11:11:34 |
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24/06/20 19:08:39 |
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19/05/20 7:15:20 |
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Sounds like the missus before I ask her who's she's thinking about. --Woofer 6
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28/04/20 7:33:14 |
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"Don't give them any money. They're panto-miming." --Karyn Harrison
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17/04/20 19:34:08 |
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If TC is found, please contact Officer Scribble 16/04/20 11:13:54 |
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04/03/20 12:04:53 |
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Over to Bill for a feather forecast 11/02/20 12:29:14 |
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"Any birds planning to fly south this weekend are advised to postpone their travel plans as Storm Dennis is waiting in the wings and many flights may be grounded." --Karyn Harrison
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Granny, Wish you were here! 25/01/20 8:17:18 |
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He was about to get the surprise of his life on date night 23/09/20 11:10:52 |
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03/09/20 10:09:41 |
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"What does the plaque say?" 28/08/20 14:23:21 |
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23/07/20 19:04:24 |
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21/07/20 9:41:25 |
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09/07/20 10:35:25 |
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06/05/20 19:00:21 |
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18/04/20 19:37:11 |
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18/04/20 7:01:03 |
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17/04/20 11:58:39 |
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Mobile homes shouldn't be driven over pot holes 06/04/20 11:02:35 |
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30/03/20 12:28:48 |
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27/03/20 8:00:20 |
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21/03/20 12:09:24 |
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09/03/20 20:00:13 |
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28/02/20 14:20:59 |
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On the day of the funeral all sorts of relatives crawled out of the woodwork 23/02/20 21:05:18 |
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20/01/20 12:22:48 |
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"I will get this bloody Toga on!" 15/01/20 8:51:16 |
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10/01/20 8:03:31 |
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When you all realise this isn't your bus 30/12/19 12:19:36 |
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16/12/19 20:02:01 |
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Simple but effective. --Scrijjy Doo
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"Just say if the lamp's too bright" 17/09/20 11:09:25 |
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Maybe he's singing it. --Willie Johnson
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In hindsight, Ozzy Osbourne's party trick wasn't the best entertainment 08/08/20 20:33:33 |
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07/08/20 19:20:27 |
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"Just ignore the huge arse in the corner!" 25/07/20 7:17:35 |
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24/07/20 11:52:51 |
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An original Andy Warholburtons 21/07/20 12:06:47 |
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You should see his Pop-Tarts. --Karyn Harrison
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Still looking for that needle! 14/07/20 7:07:40 |
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Why have you forsaken me?
4:48pm
comment on caption:
Vermin on the Mount [Rachel P]
I didn't like this caption yesterday because it started in my head "with my colour TV and my CD collection of Bob Marley." Have a vote and please shut the voice in my head up.
10:29am
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🎵 Baby, Comb Back 🎵 [Rachel P]
Those kinds of insults pale in comparison with the insult of having to look at the picture to make a caption.
8:00pm
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Cletus loved his sister's Daisy Dukes; but could do without the rude comments about his balls hanging out! [Rachel P]
Mrs. Drown
2:28pm
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Dame Judi Drench [Rachel P]
Land minds? A head?
7:23pm
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Caution! Land Mines Ahead [Rachel P]
Very good! x
6:19am
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Caution! Land Mines Ahead [Rachel P]
£1.50? That's real inflation. I used to get a shilling.
5:31am
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"Please can I donate my £1.50 tooth money for Tom Moore's NHS walk?" [Rachel P]
No.
3:43pm
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"Please can I donate my £1.50 tooth money for Tom Moore's NHS walk?" [Rachel P]
"Don't give them any money. They're panto-miming."
11:23am
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Filly Vanilli [Rachel P]
The rug dogtor?
9:30am
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The dogtor will see you now [Rachel P]