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Captions	27	11	6	#24	20	20	#17	2776	3805	#51
Photos			16	#2		23	#1	1330	5308	#1
Comments	14							249	303	#31
Suggested Edits	2							5	2	#15

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Captions	30	#8	47	#5	9999	#25
Photos	4	#5	9	#4	3727	#3
Comments					272	#31
Suggested Edits					4	#12

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	Stick with me, kid 01/01/23 8:20:00	4

	This is not what we meant, lads, when we said "Gentlemen please lift the seat" 28/12/22 8:03:04	4

	"Hey there, just leave your car in the barking lot". 21/12/22 8:16:35	4

	I like this picture, but don't at the same time. 19/12/22 20:12:49	4

	The sign was met with a luke warm reception 15/12/22 20:00:12	4

	The Great White Bark 13/12/22 8:00:23	4

	lol A lone shark digging for gold – they’ll do anything to get their money back 13/12/22 8:00:12	4

	He was a sourpuss 11/12/22 9:14:43	4

	Should one address a royal corgi as "Your Highness?" 03/12/22 8:07:31	2 4

	Proof that politics has gone to the dogs 02/12/22 21:05:15	4

	"Oh I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass. What did you do this weekend? " 27/11/22 8:12:16	4

	Henrietta was always treading on eggshells around her family 15/11/22 20:00:12	4

	New clients were always a bit worried when arriving for acupuncture with Dave. 14/11/22 12:10:12, edited: 14/11/22 14:31:47	4

	They say eating fruit is healthy. So why are we so @!$** fat?!! 11/11/22 20:10:18	4

	Here's Johnny!!! 08/11/22 8:03:51	4

	Alan was thin on top. Cathy wasn't. 04/11/22 8:27:10	4

	Papa bare 03/11/22 20:24:25	4

	"So you have another excuse for not taking out the rubbish bins". 02/11/22 12:20:20	4

	Beauty is in the pie of the beholder 21/10/22 19:17:12	4

	There’s nothing to worry about regarding this national emergency 21/10/22 7:07:33	4

	Don’t be fooled, they’re not friends, they’re arch enemies. 18/10/22 11:46:43	1 4

	Great Scot! 16/10/22 7:00:50	4

	A tough nut to crack. 28/09/22 11:01:38	4

	£1.90 for the dramatic enactment of pretending to serve chips… this could be well worth the money. 26/09/22 11:16:53	4

	Guess who found the antidepressant pills? 25/09/22 11:00:33	4

	Workaholics can sit in this office chair forever and bury themselves in their work. 25/09/22 7:10:17, edited: 25/09/22 7:15:40	4

	Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. 10/09/22 19:00:19	4

	Well this apartment is a lot smaller than it looked on Rightmove. 08/09/22 7:25:31	4

	Honey, I shrubbed the kids 01/09/22 11:07:38	4

	Simon was so level-headed that he became a Roll Model. 17/08/22 7:03:59, edited: 17/08/22 7:05:01	4

	Red Rum flavoured ice cream 25/07/22 7:00:20	4

	Bob caught his biggest fish… but then was gutted he couldn’t post it on facebook because his wife thought he was busy working 22/07/22 13:25:12	4

	Ant and Dec get everywhere nowadays.... 07/07/22 7:00:46	3 4

	It was clear to everyone that Ginny was going through a particularly nasty break up. 05/07/22 11:52:05	4

	After a dip in the insurance market, Churchill found himself auditioning for a new advertising role. 28/06/22 19:14:35	4

	Margaret was upset that she didn’t get the mask she’d asked for, with a rose and tulips. 20/06/22 7:00:19	4

	Ear defenders: £40. Melon hats: £4. The look on your ex’s face when they see you on the news: priceless. Fri 8:17:01	3

	Coil of duty 10/11/24 13:24:22	3

	Rumour has it she’s running a black-market ball shop after hours 30/10/24 8:17:49	3

	"Dad, you forgot the toe-mato" 25/10/24 8:47:50	3

	"Oh, you’re playing together now? I give it two songs before someone’s bringing up that time you ‘forgot’ to pick up the dry cleaning in 2017" 10/10/24 7:54:59	3

	Finally, a valid reason to cancel dinner with the in-laws 15/09/24 7:09:21	3

	Jingle Balls Rock 14/09/24 11:23:54	3

	Greg was about to discover that eating a burger with a spoon was the least of his problems that afternoon 31/08/24 11:51:02	3

	🎵 But I still haven't found what I'm walking for 🎵 29/08/24 13:38:11	3

	The Hound of Music 22/08/24 19:04:31	3

	"Got any room left for dessert in there?" 17/08/24 19:47:28	3

	"Marjorie, you can’t intimidate us with a stare down. We’re all predators here, darling." 22/06/24 11:59:37	3

	Help, it's a kneemergency 15/06/24 7:18:09	3

	"Sir Mordred, it’s really inappropriate to read the obituaries with such enthusiasm" 07/06/24 11:58:21, edited: 07/06/24 12:02:18	3

	Lavish 04/06/24 22:27:52	3

	Getting prepared for a torrential downpaw 22/05/24 7:41:43	3

	Death metal 04/05/24 11:08:50	3

	Mildred's toilet was the talk of the town, though a few suggested it could be better with some toilet trees 04/05/24 7:24:50, edited: 04/05/24 7:41:54	3

	The Fast and the Curious 22/04/24 11:42:59	3

	Margarita Thunberg 20/02/24 8:32:05	3

	Bedam 15/02/24 12:27:41	3

	That's what happens when you eat a lobster's distant cousin twice removed 06/02/24 8:06:28	3

	The bride's dress had more gaps than the best man's speech 26/01/24 12:11:57	3

	A tea party with ewenique charm 22/01/24 20:06:54	3

	"Next time, stick to traditional 'Pin the tail on the donkey'" 09/01/24 12:16:28, edited: 09/01/24 12:19:03	3

	Dave made a habit of washing his dirty linen in public 07/01/24 8:36:21	3

	Passengers get an inkling that the flight meal will be vindaloo 06/01/24 20:07:25	3

	Hairley-Davidson 28/12/23 8:17:26	3

	They say it takes two to tangle 28/12/23 8:15:48, edited: 28/12/23 8:16:50	3

	🎵 But I can't help fowling in love with you 🎵 22/12/23 13:19:32, edited: 22/12/23 13:29:28	3

	Cyclist: (panting) Crikey! This wasn't on the itinerary for today's bike ride! (Looks over his shoulder and spots the bear) Oh, botheration! Bear: (in a gruff, sophisticated British accent) Good day, sir! Would you mind slowing down a tad? I seem to be experiencing a rather un-bearable desire to catch up with you. Cyclist: (puzzled) Slowing down? Are you out of your bear mind? You're chasing me like I'm a picnic basket filled with salmon sandwiches! Bear: (nonchalant) Well, one does get peckish during forest strolls, you know. But let's not digress. (Picks up pace) I simply wish to discuss matters of great importance, like your choice in bicycling attire. Cyclist: (confused) My attire? Now? Are you kidding me? Look, can we talk about this later? I'm kind of in a tight spot here! And so, the absurd chase continues, with a soundtrack of random coconuts being banged together, and a group of lumberjacks singing a lumberjack song. 20/12/23 20:15:33	3

	And your guest speaker today is Paul McKenna. "3, 2, 1.... you're under" 16/12/23 7:58:54	3

	They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried lifting an alpaca? 15/12/23 8:17:02	1 3

	This time Karyn was on a reel adventure 23/11/23 12:02:28	3

	Little Timmy, armed with his secret bubble-boosting potion, accidentally turned his bath into a frothy fiesta. The bubbles grew so colossal that they developed personalities and started demanding rights. Timmy, now the unwitting leader of the Bubble Liberation Movement, negotiated with his soapy compatriots for peace. In the end, a treaty was signed, and Timmy's bathtub became a symbol of unity, where bubbles and bathers coexisted in playful harmony. 22/11/23 8:07:12, edited: 22/11/23 8:07:45	3

	Aquaman, wielding a hilariously large fork, decided to host an underwater cooking show. Little did he know, his friends had replaced all the real ingredients with inflatable sea creatures. 19/11/23 8:23:18	2 3

	Monkey Business 17/11/23 20:52:16	3

	Now that's a conversation starter 17/11/23 7:02:40	3

	Greta Thunberg was annoyed when she started a gardening club, but the plants complained about her constant lectures on reducing carbon emissions. 12/11/23 8:05:23	3

	Looks like a groundbreaking conversation 08/11/23 8:09:36	3

	This fox knew exactly where to putt it 31/10/23 20:10:13	3

	Golf cub 31/10/23 20:08:16	3

	They made a great comedy duo, their jokes were baaaa-d and hare-larious. 27/10/23 20:01:07	3

	It wasn't quite the romantic candle lit dinner Julie had hoped for. 07/10/23 19:20:47	3

	That looks like April fuel 07/10/23 8:24:16	3

	Final destination 07/10/23 7:55:03	3

	Just as well they were radio presenters, and not on TV 06/10/23 11:16:32	3

	How did that ball get in there? 14/09/23 7:08:32	3

	Forty shades of green 07/09/23 7:11:16	3

	Annie was a professional Show Jumper 03/09/23 11:58:44	3

	Grimsby Council invents the self-cleaning bench 02/09/23 19:07:18	3

	"And do you, Peter, promise to love, honour and cherish Liz and her cat for as long as you all shall live?" "OMG, I've made a mistake, I'm off". 02/09/23 7:10:37, edited: 02/09/23 7:11:09	3

	"Dad, you're so embarrassing, everyone can tell you've just used wood stain." 27/08/23 19:59:27	3

	🎶 You can brush my hair 🎶 15/08/23 19:50:32	3

	He probably had bigger fish to fry 11/08/23 19:03:27	3

	Rails of the unexpected 10/08/23 7:31:05	3

	It's actually a banana, but it's zest to kill 07/08/23 16:31:32	3

	Polar Excess 30/07/23 12:06:31	3

	Novak Djokofetch 09/07/23 12:20:33	3

	"Dave, there's a kangaroo at the door!" "Well you ignored the elephant in the room so he invited along his friend". 29/04/23 7:02:59	3

	"Are those sausages ready yet dad, it's been 4 months?" "No, still waiting for them to cook" 12/04/23 19:01:34	3

	"I give up, I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's vegetarian". 12/04/23 8:31:30	3

	The ladies from Love Island realised during the pool party it was either synch or swim. 10/04/23 14:15:14	3

	Matilda had a great afternoon talking rubbish with dad 07/04/23 11:43:24	3

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That edit suggestion leaves a big question mark

Mr Dome

02/12/23
10:59am

comment on caption:
Dave and Samantha, cooing and whispering sweet nothings to Mr. Whiskers, imagining a deep, emotional connection, while Mr. Whiskers is thinking, 'I wonder if I left any surprises in their shoes today?' [KT A]

Do you want me to be honest? I'd rather read some of The Wolf's captions.

[anon]

15/12/23
8:44am

comment on caption:
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried lifting an alpaca? [KT A]

Not so much a caption but the lyrics of the Christmas No1. Are you Cliff Richard?

[anon]

18/12/23
8:32am

comment on caption:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
The family in green was as quiet as a mouse.
Their outfits were matching, a shade quite serene,
They gathered together, a human tree scene.

As they posed for a photo, all green and aligned,
The spirit of Christmas, in their hearts, enshrined.
And I heard them exclaim as the photo was snapped,
"Merry Christmas to all, in our green tree, so wrapped!" [KT A]

If you are, 'Congratulations' on a great caption.

Dave Bryan

18/12/23
8:40am

Ha, I wish I were a songwriting legend like Cliff Richard! But for now, I'll settle for a little jingle. Maybe one day I'll have my own Christmas album smilie face