	This Week				All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	39	2			1068	2053	#87
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Comments	3				30	61	#66
Suggested Edits	2

	This Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	2	#31	1078	#115
Photos			78	#82
Comments			53	#57
Suggested Edits			1	#16

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	Don’t tip the waitress! 29/06/23 7:13:22	6

	I’ve got a really hot date later 25/06/23 8:12:14	6

	Sam Smith - spring/summer collection 08/06/23 19:56:54	6

	“Alexa don’t go! I promise no more Cliff Richard” 07/06/23 7:12:59	6

	“Is that a step-ladder?” … ‘yes, I never knew my real ladder’ 04/06/23 19:02:16	6

	Looks nothing like a Raven burger thought scamp. 18/05/23 7:24:49	6

	🎶 Winding your way down on Beaker Street 11/04/23 19:00:50	6

	For sale: 6 eggcups 04/04/23 21:36:00	6

	He carried his heart on his sleeve and his sole on his back. 31/03/23 7:20:23	6

	The shark was left unsatisfied. “We’re going to need a bigger bloke” 24/03/23 8:19:05	6

	It’s giving me mixed signals 14/03/23 20:00:37	6

	…and a Diet Coke please 05/02/23 14:41:58	6

	“We are over! you’re just a lazy cow and I’m not horny anymore” 27/11/22 9:48:22	6

	A novel idea 16/08/22 7:09:17	4 6

	‘ It was time for the Groom to make his screech’ 18/07/22 7:00:23	6

	Tray-cy 28/11/23 20:04:07	2 5

	That was a hell of fart 15/08/23 11:15:42	5

	Pound shop 27/07/23 7:06:43	5

	40 years old and still a virgin. This was the nearest Jim got to a drive-thru with the girls. 16/06/23 7:26:20	5

	“Are you sure that trampoline is going to get us across?” 15/06/23 7:20:37	5

	‘Google’ - Who’s a good boy? 27/05/23 7:03:09	5

	The camera really does add 40lbs to you 23/05/23 11:55:35	5

	Reliant Robin training headquarters 04/05/23 7:21:07	5

	“Ahhh Spider!!” 13/04/23 19:46:54	5

	Dolce and Banana 31/03/23 19:15:34	5

	“ he’s saying he passed his test with Scalextric sarge” 21/03/23 8:00:14	5

	Finally an ad campaign to clean up Stella’s image. 23/12/22 12:24:16	5

	They met on Halitosis.com 28/11/22 20:04:00	5

	Party animal 26/11/22 20:10:53	5

	Finally Rob Brydon explained what happened on ‘that fishing trip’ 21/11/22 12:05:42	5

	It was a cruel trick to swap Bens white stick for a wand, he was there hours finding the light switch. 21/11/22 8:23:36	1 5
And when he found it the bloody thing didn't work ;) --James Lennox
	He heard about the Flying Scotsman 14/11/22 8:00:45	5

	“Yeah, he’s a house cat” 12/08/22 13:41:59	5

	Built like a sh!t brick house 19/07/22 17:34:10	5

	The UV light picked up evidence of last nights orgy. 19/07/22 7:17:17	5

	“…and this one comes with a matching foot rest” 15/07/22 19:03:24	5

	We met on Hatch.com 15/07/22 11:38:13	1 5

	“Useless!! 20 minutes to peel one banana and now lunch break is over” Cried Alan. 10/07/22 9:20:41	5

	‘Mac and Cheese’ 08/07/22 20:16:02	5

	“Bloody hell what gear were you in?!” ’Jeans, T-shirt and my Reeboks’ 14/06/24 7:12:35	4

	“You find some right characters down our local gym” 03/05/24 11:15:42	4

	Starting as a junior, Carol was making her way up the larder. 13/04/24 7:32:13	4

	“All passengers disembarking at Platform 9 3/4 please use the rear doors” 22/12/23 9:01:57	1 4

	🚫 No Driving 🚫 21/12/23 12:14:31	4

	Inter Flora 125 26/11/23 9:04:30	4

	clever The sex was good but over too easy. 31/08/23 7:18:03, edited: 31/08/23 7:20:34	1 4
Not eggxactly good, then. --Peter Houle
	“Make it stop mum” 27/08/23 19:16:55	4

	‘RESERVED PARKING: Gandhi’ 22/08/23 7:58:51	4

	Shitshoe 09/08/23 11:12:45	4

	4-4-2 lbs 31/07/23 19:03:58	4

	Trying to get her life back on track, Sheila joined the wrong AA, although found their ‘Roadside Recovery’ useful. 28/07/23 7:22:30	4

	Gok Wan helps with the new Arsenal away kit launch. 06/07/23 12:26:19	4

	My fellow Geese officer will take a few details 23/06/23 19:03:12	4

	creative “That’s all very well Barry, but I still think I should do the swim leg of the Tri-athlon” 23/06/23 7:47:02	3 4
I voted for it anyway. Wait, how come it still says four votes? It should be at least twice that many. I wonder if all those super votes went to waste. --Willie Johnson
	“ I’m in a hurry, I’m just going to go for it. I know it’s a long shot” 09/06/23 7:00:42	4

	HA HA! 05/06/23 19:06:07	4

	“Good news you’ve won first place for your creation, bad news your third boob has just deflated.” 26/05/23 16:33:46	4

	Purrtcullis 22/05/23 7:05:21	4

	Still not sure why I had to strip naked Dr. 20/05/23 20:24:12	4

	Quick nurse dim the lights and turn on the torch. We have the perfect shadow snail. 20/05/23 20:23:51	1 4
This was quite original until 21:38 😂 --Nigel Marshall
	Mahatma Brolley 07/05/23 7:13:10	4

	Coke float 03/05/23 19:49:12	4

	Hey Google 💬 What is Gravlax? 03/05/23 7:08:05	4

	No one played “incy wincy spider” like Derek. 28/04/23 7:16:19	4

	Pingu loved his onesie 08/04/23 19:09:16	4

	Mary charges by the hour. 07/04/23 19:02:59	4

	There was a definite draft coming from the door on their left. 06/04/23 11:04:16	4

	Wacky races 19/03/23 14:04:51	4

	‘Beware of the Seagals’ 06/03/23 8:01:02	4

	Lego KITT 02/03/23 12:00:29	4

	lol “Does this smell of rohypnol?” 22/12/22 14:40:59	4

	Cat nap-kin 14/12/22 20:22:35	4

	“Room for one more?” 02/12/22 8:14:43	4

	As the modern day cast of Snow White assembled for photos, Happy, Shiny, Radiant, Glitzy, Sparkly and Silky were ready but Snacky missed it. 29/11/22 8:31:20	4

	This is where we stayed on our first Continental holiday. 24/11/22 8:01:10	4

	They were both now firing blanks 17/11/22 8:01:56	4

	Are you sure it’s Faux leather? 02/11/22 8:02:52	4

	don’t Care Home 30/10/22 22:14:53	4

	Tug bloke 29/10/22 11:00:39	4

	Cut down on mobiles, ewes a lambline 23/10/22 8:33:41	4

	HMS limbo 09/10/22 10:22:59	4

	“Yes love, just me and the lads on the stag do” 13/09/22 19:56:15	4

	Ha! A Stork with a sense of humour 24/08/22 11:47:56	4

	The designer hated all the cat comments relating to his ‘elephant with bow in hair’ shop sign 20/08/22 16:48:35	4

	Feng Shui suggested the settee was 2 feet to the wall. 15/07/22 19:32:11	4

	Badly drawn girl 18/10/24 8:01:07	3

	Petropolitan Police Service 27/06/24 8:29:46	3

	“Are you sure you’re drinking enough water darling” 21/06/24 8:50:25	3

	Supplies teacher. 16/06/24 19:53:29	3

	It was a cria for help. 15/12/23 8:06:42	3

	Jim still can’t believe they got planning permission to build so close to his pool. 07/11/23 13:00:19	3

	“I’ve found your glasses Margaret” 27/09/23 7:28:29	3

	‘Yeah it’s had one careful owner, and he’s a very good boy” 14/09/23 7:25:28	3

	His farts were awful. 31/08/23 7:11:12	3

	Even after washing her mouth out with soap, Carol still had a filthy mouth. 17/08/23 7:47:39	3

	After a successful 3D exhibition, the gallery trialled a 34DD. 12/08/23 11:15:00	3

	The weekly family trip to visit Grandad. He could get parole in 6 months. 26/07/23 20:02:52	3

	Mittens by Mittens 17/07/23 7:02:57	3

	Oops sorry! ‘He walked in on the salad dressing’ 11/07/23 7:09:42	3

	“…and CHiPs please” 28/06/23 7:16:10	3