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11/04/24 19:09:15 |
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[] I am not a robot 26/10/23 8:57:59 |
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She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33 |
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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24/04/24 11:04:56 |
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This new leaf blower's a bit powerful, Dave 28/11/23 12:07:46 |
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Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 7:35:09 |
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Lol --Glyn Evans
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Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 7:10:34 |
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Took me a while, but I finally got there. --John Glover
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19/01/24 8:47:48 |
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I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50 |
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Cleaver caption. --Willie Johnson
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23/07/18 11:45:34 |
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- What's on the TV tonight kids? 23/11/23 5:47:02 |
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This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awaren --James Lennox
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Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments 😁. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer --Mr Dome
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 8:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 19:33:04 |
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10/05/22 11:18:59 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 11:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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Nice sofa - where's it from? 11/03/24 12:12:24 |
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09/12/23 20:14:55 |
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Malcolm. MALCOLM! The sodding caravan's blown off again 27/11/23 18:27:03 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 7:23:41 |
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Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine. --James Lennox
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Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
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Actually laughed out loud. Well done. --Al Overy
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28/06/21 19:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
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29/04/20 9:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 7:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
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The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12 |
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My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54 |
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Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better! --Molly R
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20/04/21 11:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
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26/08/24 7:16:07 |
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23/05/24 7:05:59 |
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Your mum walks with a very weird gait 26/03/24 8:54:46 |
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05/01/24 12:27:47, edited: 05/01/24 12:27:56 |
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Two airport staff arrested for people trafficking 31/12/23 9:43:09 |
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30/11/22 8:29:47 |
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10/07/22 5:50:15 |
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It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 7:17:15 |
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15/08/20 7:22:50 |
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03/09/19 7:04:53 |
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04/04/19 11:04:55 |
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30/03/23 7:09:23 |
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11/01/22 8:37:43 |
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He knows how to keeper happy. --Willie Johnson
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Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 12:58:25 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle? --Mr Dome
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 19:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 11:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 16/08/18 23:27:15 |
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29/07/18 11:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 20:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 9:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
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11/11/24 8:15:54 |
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Very nicely put caption author 🤗With the previous comments about gender dynamics or not, nobody seems to have noticed how fat the bulb muncher actually is. That is not a wall they are submerged in, it is their own body...but I --Glyn Evans
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You know me well James 😉 --Dot Old
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Darling I think Lexi is on heat 01/05/24 7:05:44 |
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“I didn’t even know she was famous!” --James F
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I've never seen a boulder statement 02/10/23 7:08:48 |
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I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 7:18:57 |
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 19:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 9:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 11:40:54 |
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14/05/18 8:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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02/09/24 8:29:09 |
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- What does that writing say? 21/04/24 16:23:07 |
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One of the rare occasions when the use of that word is really appropriate. --Molly R
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Will someone please explain to me why everyone takes photos of their meals 23/12/23 22:45:52 |
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29/11/23 9:04:15 |
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As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 7:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 8:51:51 |
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The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 11:35:44 |
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15/04/23 7:48:37 |
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Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30 |
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16/01/23 8:52:32 |
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Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25 |
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Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14 |
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30/09/22 22:11:21 |
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28/11/21 8:39:20 |
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17/10/21 19:12:42 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 7:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 19:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 7:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 11:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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suggested edits
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It's not just the core that's hard.
4:35am
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Hard core porn [Mr Dome]
Are the captioneers picking on you again Anon? - I'm here, I'll protect you from their heckling (and from my own too).
You don't need to worry whilst I'm here. You use and tell people to use grammar in whatever way you see fit. They'll have to get through me first.
At least nobody's gone so far as to say that there's an m and an s missing from the caption above.
We're all here for you Anon. Captioneer solidarity to the core!
Actually I'm heckling everyone. I will fight for Anon's use of grammar but I will also fight for captioneer's right to heckle. Showing solidarity for only one side or the other would be blatant fascism!
11:23am
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The Anon family [Mr Dome]
A non family?
8:37pm
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The Anon family [Mr Dome]
Nice one, Willie but would a non family have solidarity? Okay, yes you do get lone wolves that go on fascist killing sprees, etc. Usually they think that they can gain or have been offered solidarity for themselves to or by committing such stupid acts but they fail to see all it does is cause carnage.
Family values are also a great way to make fascism palatable. "We are a family, become assimilated with us". Having an ideology's fine but give them guns (or not), make them angry and it's no longer a spree killing any more, it's a siege. Also being a family that supports a fascist regime means that you're a family that's not in the line of fire.
I highly doubt that the ladies above on a night out would be packing. If they are should they be drinking? - surely it'd interfere with their aim! Or would it?
9:34pm
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The Anon family [Mr Dome]
And maybe the number 420 as well.
1:12pm
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This episode of Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letters S & M and the number 69 [Mr Dome]
Water you going to do?
8:19am
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He ended up in a watery grave [Mr Dome]
Sorry I'm late!
7:24pm
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Where's Dot? [Mr Dome]
Interesting point.
8:49pm
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To be fair it makes ripping off a single sheet very easy [Mr Dome]
Dave was a nice Guy but he was a bit dim, he’s certainly brighter in his new life.
7:46am
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'She always turns me on', said the late Dave, who had been reincarnated as a table lamp [Mr Dome]
"Good going, stranger."
;^)
10:33pm
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Desperately Sequin Shoes On [Mr Dome]