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20/11/24 12:01:22 |
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09/04/24 11:00:48 |
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29/02/24 20:04:12 |
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19/02/24 12:00:44 |
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No wonder there's potholes, they only have a skeleton staff. 06/04/24 11:05:53 |
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Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses 14/05/21 11:01:38 |
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23/12/23 20:02:23 |
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21/06/24 11:00:27 |
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05/12/23 12:02:16 |
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For the love of God, abdicate! 14/08/21 19:01:25 |
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18/11/20 20:41:53 |
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I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist. --Karen Oakenfull
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I caught a fish, it was this big! 21/06/20 11:28:53 |
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18/11/24 20:01:27 |
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07/06/24 11:00:58 |
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22/01/24 20:01:22 |
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29/07/23 11:00:34 |
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New ladybird edition the joy of sex 15/09/20 19:12:12 |
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He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary. 29/07/20 13:08:21 |
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22/01/24 12:06:57 |
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26/12/23 20:01:31 |
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You've a bit of something in your teeth. 10/09/22 11:16:48 |
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02/11/23 12:00:19 |
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 12/03/22 20:01:14 |
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Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house. 24/04/21 11:06:26 |
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20/04/21 19:04:48 |
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22/06/20 13:22:34 |
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15/10/24 19:01:26 |
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27/04/22 8:37:13 |
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14/10/21 11:48:59 |
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The fashion industry is a cut throat business. 17/10/20 11:05:19 |
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05/08/20 14:59:21 |
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Ok grandma, I'll explain using a mobile phone just one more time. 24/04/20 20:14:06 |
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Explaining using a mobile phone, using a mobile phone. --Willie Johnson
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14/10/24 11:03:14 |
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There's a baby in there somewhere. 04/11/23 12:05:19 |
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Feathers McGraw fresh from prison eyes up his next robbery attempt. 03/10/21 11:07:05 |
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That colon is in the wrong place. 16/04/21 8:34:08 |
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The face that sunk a thousand ships. 08/04/21 13:10:45 |
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26/12/20 13:27:18 |
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15/07/20 9:31:24 |
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09/12/24 20:02:22 |
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Wow, the dog's wrapping skills are getting better. 06/10/24 19:05:52 |
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I have no Ikea where they are! 01/04/24 19:00:39 |
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10/01/24 12:05:20 |
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26/04/23 19:00:43 |
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She always bent over backwards for people. 17/02/23 21:12:25 |
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It just takes one little prick to ruin your whole day. 26/11/22 20:03:50 |
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How do you like it, tapping the glass being stared at? Not nice is it!! 25/05/21 11:11:04 |
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It's a miracle darling. You're telling me! I don't even have a penis. 26/11/20 20:02:20 |
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Why does it always work when nobody's about. 21/08/20 7:57:49 |
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17/04/24 11:16:51, edited: 17/04/24 13:09:51, |
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She's making a mountain out of a molehill. 29/03/24 12:05:54 |
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08/03/24 20:01:07 |
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24/09/23 19:06:25 |
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11/06/23 19:00:37 |
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28/04/23 11:06:34 |
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And the poor stapler from floor 3 only got taken to Blackpool. 05/02/23 10:00:55 |
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31/01/23 20:01:53 |
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He's not allowed On the furniture but nobody said anything about being In it. 18/03/22 20:05:22 |
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There's more leg room up here. 21/10/21 11:01:46 |
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"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger." --Willie Johnson
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05/06/21 19:02:33 |
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30/12/20 9:39:22 |
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Right, we better go, where's your Labrador with my white stick? 16/07/20 11:02:19 |
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She's listening to that damn Lionel Richie song again. 12/07/20 8:14:51 |
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02/07/20 19:14:10 |
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02/06/24 19:04:59 |
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If you won't let me steal your chickens, I'm ordering a deliveroo. 18/05/24 11:00:58 |
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19/08/23 19:06:17 |
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02/03/23 20:00:49 |
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Well she did say it's the bike or me. 24/05/22 19:00:34 |
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She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom. 14/01/22 20:04:18 |
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14/11/21 12:14:42 |
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Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping. 09/11/21 22:13:49 |
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This time she's wearing the meat on her head. --Willie Johnson
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18/09/21 20:14:49 |
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14/07/21 19:02:49 |
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12/12/20 12:00:25 |
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Thank God for social distancing. 25/11/20 8:48:30 |
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07/08/20 19:07:33 |
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how would you like it if i shoved something down your throat pal? 12/10/12 20:21:05 |
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even polar bears get pestered with blue bottles. 08/11/11 15:38:54 |
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Thu 20:00:37 |
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This caption was 4 seconds later, Anon, so while I feel sorry for 20:00:33, this is clearly a timing clash. The dupes Chris has rightly been calling attention to have been much later, and obviously not timing clashes. --James Lennox
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31/10/24 12:04:03 |
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He's a permanent fixture on that bus. 15/05/24 12:59:24 |
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24/02/24 12:19:35 |
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Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles 30/01/24 12:18:05 |
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The Beakles --John Harrison
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Where do you live? 30/11/23 21:41:14 |
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29/11/23 20:02:46 |
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These modern cars and their computers, I knew we had to get it to the lab. 14/09/23 10:03:15 |
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Darling, when I suggested a bit of risky swinging, this is not what I had in mind. 08/04/23 11:52:08 |
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12/01/23 11:31:24 |
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05/01/23 9:33:28 |
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25/08/22 8:43:12 |
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Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again. 10/01/22 20:01:03 |
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Get the hint, it doesn't like you and doesn't want to live with you. 01/01/22 12:01:09 |
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13/10/21 13:32:29 |
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16/06/21 12:56:47 |
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The joke wasn't that funny but I don't want to hurt her feelings. 04/05/21 8:18:31 |
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13/04/21 19:00:47 |
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First day eating chips on the beach after lockdown. 01/03/21 20:01:30 |
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15/10/20 8:25:41 |
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Those ballet lessons really paid off. 30/08/20 7:35:07 |
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"WHAT tits? I can see a cockatoo."
12:31am
comment on caption:
Stop looking at those tits! [alexandra ball]
Aww, fond memories. That was my affectionate nickname for my ex...
What? She was an architect... what were you thinking?
4:09pm
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Sack that architect, that cat flap is far too big! [alexandra ball]
Wait, the typical man is a lawn mower. If he glimpses the sun will he come out?
5:16am
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Typical man, a glimpse of sun and the lawnmower comes out! [alexandra ball]
I love you too, but the correct term is redhead. Think you need to change your caption so you are politically correct.
Thought about it, don't, as it would make it totally weird 😂
3:17pm
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It's ok, I love you even though you're a ginger. [alexandra ball]
Possessed by the seething unholy ghost of Jim Henson, coming to collect his royalties.
4:07pm
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Muppets after dark [alexandra ball]
I was going to say "After the jump, there were two geldings on the field". That's what I get for being late. Great caption.
8:58pm
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Is he a gelding?
He is now! [alexandra ball]
It's actually one of Jehovah's Crocodiles. They help God with administering the selection process.
7:21am
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Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses [alexandra ball]
I liked how one Italian supporter had "It's Coming Rome"
7:11pm
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The dog's an Italian supporter and he's sick of hearing it's coming home. [alexandra ball]
"He bit a pizza me!"
7:57am
comment on caption:
The dog's an Italian supporter and he's sick of hearing it's coming home. [alexandra ball]
"What do you mean you can't throw this one away and try again?"
2:16am
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A girl!! I wanted a brother. [alexandra ball]