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"Hey, Bashful, I don't remember one of us being called Exterminatey." 14/06/24 19:10:01 |
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16/05/24 19:00:30, edited: 16/05/24 19:04:27 |
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28/03/24 12:19:28 |
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12/03/24 14:45:10 |
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If you know a better way to dry clothes I'd like to hear it. 08/03/24 20:03:33 |
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"I can't remember where I parked!" 02/03/24 20:26:12 |
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28/02/24 20:02:10 |
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Surprise her this Valentine's with his and hers mechanics uniforms. 20/02/24 20:49:39 |
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30/01/24 12:11:26 |
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"Pasta goes right to my hips!" 29/01/24 20:09:19 |
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26/11/23 20:20:32 |
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24/11/23 20:01:01 |
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"They'rrrre herrre." 22/11/23 20:07:22 |
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"Now I'll never forget to call me mum." 16/11/23 20:07:09 |
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Drink till she looks good, they said. 07/11/23 20:11:36 |
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06/11/23 20:03:40, edited: 06/11/23 20:17:22 |
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15/10/23 11:22:41 |
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07/10/23 19:00:37, edited: 08/10/23 0:55:43 |
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26/09/23 19:01:21 |
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22/09/23 19:02:32 |
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The Adam's apple should have been a red flag. 09/09/23 19:22:49 |
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07/09/23 11:47:05, edited: 07/09/23 11:47:31 |
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"I didn't get the job, mum, back to the basement." 06/09/23 19:03:35 |
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15/08/23 7:03:23 |
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01/08/23 19:04:36 |
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31/07/23 11:34:07 |
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"Tell your mother I'm not speaking to her." 26/07/23 19:01:54 |
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19/07/23 19:13:03 |
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"You idiot, the alligator goes on the shirt!" 27/06/23 19:01:06 |
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27/05/23 21:24:32 |
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18/05/23 19:09:01 |
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"Two Happily-Ever-After Meals." 29/04/23 19:34:42, edited: 29/04/23 22:14:56 |
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🎵 Ain't no fountain high enough 🎵 18/03/23 20:03:07, edited: 18/03/23 20:03:39 |
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Includes a Lifetime Supply of Daddy Issues 07/03/23 12:55:17 |
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05/03/23 13:25:09 |
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04/03/23 20:12:49 |
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"Now I'm sure to attract a man." 19/02/23 20:05:03 |
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02/02/23 20:02:51 |
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24/01/23 20:09:45 |
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21/12/22 20:00:25 |
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14/12/22 14:10:55 |
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25/10/22 19:15:10 |
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09/10/22 19:43:42 |
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"Give me the keys. You've had too much catnip." 25/09/22 11:13:59, edited: 25/09/22 11:25:29 |
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♫ ♬ It's fun to stay at the Y - M--WHAT HAPPENED TO CARL AND DAVE??!!" 09/09/22 11:20:39 |
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You can literally sit on them. 16/08/22 7:56:21 |
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A bird in the hand is worth two years of facial reconstructive surgery. 23/06/22 19:08:55 |
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At these prices I'll put it where I want. 15/06/22 11:21:13 |
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Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam has degraded over time. 02/06/22 12:33:55 |
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02/03/22 16:13:26 |
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30/01/22 13:26:39 |
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29/01/22 13:34:37 |
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Marking your kills is a bit offensive. 17/01/22 20:19:43 |
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30/11/21 22:50:04 |
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05/11/21 15:37:34 |
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If you sprayed your lawn with Roundup you may be entitled to compensation. 21/10/21 19:10:19 |
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Good luck collecting it.
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02/10/21 14:50:21 |
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"I can't stand the constant whining," said the baby. 13/08/21 19:05:48 |
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Turns out their pacemakers were the same frequency as the garage door opener. 13/08/21 11:54:14 |
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15,000 channels, but nothing good is on. 02/07/21 16:21:01 |
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"Can you write faster? I'm in kind of a hurry." 29/06/21 20:55:32 |
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"Hey, this isn't a fast food place - even though it looks like I'm taking your order."
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07/06/21 19:47:39 |
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14/05/21 15:41:56 |
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09/05/21 13:52:13 |
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07/05/21 19:07:17 |
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The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis. 23/12/20 20:08:03 |
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I find Quadruple Nazis enchanting, the whole regime collapses!
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Pamela Anderson has really gone downhill. 15/12/20 2:12:19 |
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Lady, I know you've got a fish under there. 09/11/20 13:09:46 |
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"Did I mention I was vegan?" 12/09/20 23:46:17 |
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"Stop being such a baby. It's just a tiny mind control chip." 10/08/20 20:09:49 |
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This would make more sense if they had a TV. 22/07/20 23:19:01 |
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The climate change conference must be around here somewhere. 14/07/20 19:38:48 |
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12/07/20 1:30:19 |
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We could have put up a cover, but we went with the sign. 29/06/20 1:44:05 |
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Incontinence Hotline, can you hold? 25/04/20 2:54:12 |
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Unfortunately, no.
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22/12/19 22:04:10 |
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26/10/19 13:14:22 |
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07/07/19 12:43:53 |
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For this shot, I recommend a wedge. 14/04/19 19:01:58 |
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Today's modern women are throwing away their old diaphragms. 03/03/19 14:24:54 |
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What history books don't tell you about the Boston Tea Party. 19/11/18 13:08:40 |
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"No intelligent life forms detected, captain." 21/11/24 20:02:02 |
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19/11/24 12:03:26 |
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10/11/24 20:04:33 |
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23/10/24 12:00:11 |
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If that doesn't work, there's always the web. 22/09/24 19:01:22 |
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25/08/24 19:02:56 |
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22/08/24 12:41:17 |
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13/08/24 19:06:47 |
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26/07/24 11:08:12 |
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Brought to you by the letter Y. 08/07/24 11:10:39, edited: 08/07/24 11:10:53 |
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Due to a tragic typo, I married a striper. 27/06/24 19:03:09 |
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"I detect some sweet notes and a hint of toenail." 20/05/24 19:05:13 |
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20/05/24 19:00:24, edited: 20/05/24 19:01:22 |
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Great for blaming the urine smell on the cats! 09/05/24 19:06:36 |
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08/05/24 19:01:55, edited: 08/05/24 19:11:27 |
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28/04/24 11:03:17, edited: 28/04/24 11:10:37 |
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16/04/24 11:05:54 |
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14/04/24 19:07:20 |
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"Vomit clean-up in aisles 5, 12, and 17." 02/04/24 19:00:51, edited: 02/04/24 19:08:53 |
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A Side-walk Sow'lly.
4:34pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
On her way to the Sesame Street Slutter-house.
4:48pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
Bit of trivia: Miss Piggy never actually appeared (in person) on Sesame Street. More accurate, but probably less likely to get votes, might have been 'The Strumpet Show'.
7:54pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
Gregory's feeling a bit peckish.
7:20pm
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Ramen Holiday [Scrijjy Doo]
Yes, the accident being...Dave suddenly realised he was allergic to ice cream
11:12am
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Ben, Jerry, & Dave (Before the Accident) [Scrijjy Doo]
Dial Pads?
8:08pm
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Loch Around the Clock [Scrijjy Doo]
New Jack Kitty?
1:56pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]
Yours is better, Glyn.
3:11pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]
Feel free to use it if you want, I don't mind at all.
With the theme already there, that's why I put up a different caption instead which I prefer to do as it's much more fun and a challenge 😉
7:59pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]
What do you think of sausage puns?
♫ Everyone's a wiener, baby, that's the truth ♫
12:05pm
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It was the best of times. It was the wurst of times. [Scrijjy Doo]