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	Someone always tries to stiff the fare. 21/03/24 20:01:23, edited: 21/03/24 20:07:04	6

	Park and Tide 13/03/24 20:02:27	6

	"Was it good for you, my love?" 21/02/24 20:13:58	6

	The Grape of Wrath 21/01/24 12:37:58	6

	"On Dancer. On Slasher. On Vomit and Vixen." 01/12/23 21:00:38	6

	Puppy Le Pew 21/11/23 20:06:36	6

	creative There is such a thing as too much fiber. 20/11/23 20:08:05	6

	Who better to work in the Amazon? 17/11/23 20:01:47	6

	"Sorry honey, but I'm the princess on this cruise." 08/11/23 20:19:26	6

	Zoom Call 02/11/23 13:01:10	6

	"I can't. They go right through me." 12/10/23 19:06:29, edited: 12/10/23 19:19:24	6

	It's a good thing the 5-year-olds assembling these boxes can't read. 08/09/23 19:47:16	6

	Tea and Quackers 22/08/23 19:01:53	6

	I keep dumping my ex, but she keeps coming back. 10/08/23 19:01:14	6

	Fruit of the Loon 07/08/23 11:06:32	6

	No wonder they're flightless. 30/07/23 19:17:59	6

	lol Why can't Madonna just age gracefully? 19/07/23 19:02:54	6

	Jason and the Astronauts 01/07/23 19:12:39	6

	"When I get my hands on that leprechaun..." 12/06/23 19:12:28	6

	Experienced babysitter with own vehicle. 10/06/23 21:36:56	6

	They keep adding more things to the pride flag! 22/05/23 19:01:02	6

	I said trophy wife. Not ornament wife! 14/05/23 19:07:04	6

	"Bloody tacos." 12/05/23 19:15:50	6

	WARNING: May attract vegans. 11/05/23 19:02:59	6

	The Splatterhorn 18/03/23 20:08:28	6

	For Ages 6 to 666 01/03/23 8:01:56	6

	Dutch Post-Imprisonism 29/01/23 23:18:10, edited: 29/01/23 23:22:00	6

	Inserting a tampon can be tricky. 16/01/23 20:31:15	6

	"Hey, look. It's Anon!" 07/01/23 20:11:18	6

	Of all the places to lose a golf ball! 02/01/23 20:04:44	6

	Tron Travolta 26/12/22 20:03:09	3 6
Underrated!! Best one so far IMO! --Julia Kinsey
	Happily, they ended up marrying five brothers conjoined at the shoulders. 30/09/22 13:19:34	6

	Jehovah's Witnesses have gotten sneaky 29/09/22 19:01:38, edited: 29/09/22 20:17:31	6

	Depressionism 16/09/22 19:24:30	6

	RIP Waldo 30/08/22 19:03:01	6

	by Forrest Dump 29/08/22 21:23:34	3 6

	"Polly wants a cracker, NOW." 24/08/22 19:04:27, edited: 24/08/22 19:04:41	6

	That's what I call a Spot remover! 14/08/22 19:07:23	6

	Click for 10 weird tricks that really work!!! 07/08/22 1:23:58	6

	The weather is taking a tern for the worse. 21/07/22 19:53:38	6

	Grrrrffiti 24/06/22 19:07:22	6

	"Get a load of the pink clown," said the bunny. 08/05/22 19:09:08	2 6
It is said the bunny. --Barrie Bullock
	It's their own fault for ignoring the No Swimming sign. 19/04/22 19:38:09	6

	"Say something funny, Chris Rock. I dare you!" 01/04/22 19:49:28	6

	"That thing is creeping me out," said the baby. 11/02/22 12:08:13	6

	The devil went down to Gloucester. 16/01/22 20:05:38	6

	Stop staring at his hair. 09/12/21 8:14:05	6

	He wasn't expecting an outie. 15/11/21 13:25:08	6

	"Stephen Hawking tasted awful." 04/11/21 21:39:23	1 6
Perhaps he needed more seasoning, as recommended in A Brief History of Thyme. --Glad You Remember
	Press 1 for lottery winnings. Press 2 for lonely Asian women. Press 3 for Nigerian prince. 17/09/21 19:10:26	1 6
I pressed 2 on my rotary phone but nothing happened. --Willie Johnson
	"And it also doubles as a table cloth." 30/08/21 12:45:31	1 6
For a small table. --Willie Johnson
	Gassie 24/08/21 2:03:38	6

	"Nobody cuts the iine at Disney World!" 05/08/21 19:10:59	6

	"He's got your anus." 03/08/21 19:19:26	1 6
"Oh, I didn't even realize it was missing." --Willie Johnson
	Not pictured: The gardener, Darnell. 03/08/21 14:31:13	6

	So good, your manservant will lick your fingers. 28/07/21 17:01:40	1 6

	Frankenstein's Hamster 15/07/21 19:42:00	6

	"My wife is a bitch." 02/06/21 19:11:58	1 6
Wife's a bitch and then you die. --Willie Johnson
	Blood-soaked Rifle for Sale, never fired. 18/04/21 19:20:12	6

	I'm no doctor, but I'd say gonorrhea. 16/04/21 13:38:24	6

	Can we spoon? 07/04/21 17:22:45	6

	Worst yeast infection ever. 29/03/21 10:15:14	6

	Pimp My Hide 26/03/21 12:52:24	6

	"Did I mention I once killed a guy for spilling coffee on my shirt?" 08/03/21 15:22:03	6

	lol We prefer "interspecies relationship" to "deer f#cker." 21/02/21 21:18:02	1 6
"Haha: Get a ROOM-inant." --Greg Curtis
	"I can't believe I ate the whole thing." 09/02/21 21:21:44	6

	I want to paint it black. 01/02/21 13:02:06	1 6
So the colour will not fade away. --Dave Bryan
	Rook Captures Pawn 03/11/20 11:55:01	6

	Star Whores 17/10/20 14:21:33	6

	"Don't change shirts. I'll just close my eyes." 07/10/20 13:15:08	6

	The worst part is getting it in your pocket. 06/10/20 12:46:40	1 6
Or putting it up to your ear and talking into it. --Willie Johnson
	"My eyes are up here!" 05/10/20 19:21:17	6

	If she blows bubbles during sex, she's not that into you. 14/09/20 19:23:25	1 6
Brilliant caption, and advice lol :-D --Glyn Evans
	Well I'll be darned. The vaccine DID cause autism! 04/09/20 20:00:05	6

	That's one way to put your tray table in the upright position. 31/08/20 20:23:07	6

	Lay Watch 10/07/20 16:44:31	6

	You are what you eat. 24/06/20 17:24:08	6

	I can make at least 5 facemasks from that outfit. 05/05/20 14:20:18	6

	Explaining universal health care to a Trump supporter. 28/03/20 0:56:23	6

	He's a lot shorter in person. 26/03/20 12:23:25	6

	clever Authoropod 30/12/19 22:35:53	6

	Knock, knock. Who's there? FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY NO MORE F#(&ING HEDGEHOGS! 13/12/19 20:09:34	1 6

	That pink hair is getting me hot. Lock the wheels on your walker. 12/12/19 14:40:11	6

	Frankly I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians. 19/11/19 22:38:23	6

	Once you go paca, you never go backa. 09/09/19 20:20:02	6

	There's nothing funny about vaginal tearing. 02/07/19 19:26:52	6

	Thanks! I've been looking for a way to get fatter. 16/06/19 16:44:59	6

	Vote for this caption or the baby gets it! 12/06/19 23:26:47	2 6
Could be the movie or the book, or a Pennywise doll.. --stone face
	You're giving the dog too much food. 11/06/19 14:16:15	6

	Does the urogenital opening match the drapes? 09/06/19 15:00:37	6

	Flip Wilson 07/06/19 12:13:07	1 6
"What banana skiiiinnnn?" --Troompa Loompa
	We are the knights who make soup. 26/04/19 11:32:43	6

	The Charred 17/03/19 19:04:43	6

	creative Auto Erotic Asphyxiation 04/03/19 13:46:49	6

	The Fast and The Furriest 13/01/19 21:17:39	6

	Trump's Plan for Defending Ukraine 19/11/24 20:04:42	5

	I'm all for parallel parking, but this is ridiculous! 15/11/24 20:09:50, edited: 15/11/24 20:10:34	5

	Get ready, Christmas shoppers, to be taken to the cleaners. 13/11/24 20:11:09	5

	"My eyes are down here," said the naked woman doing a handstand. 08/11/24 20:08:16	5

	"About those bollocks..." 11/10/24 19:07:31	5

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last comments (total: 254)

A Side-walk Sow'lly.

[anon]

29/09/24
4:34pm

comment on caption:
Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]

On her way to the Sesame Street Slutter-house.

[anon]

29/09/24
4:48pm

comment on caption:
Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]

Bit of trivia: Miss Piggy never actually appeared (in person) on Sesame Street. More accurate, but probably less likely to get votes, might have been 'The Strumpet Show'.

James Lennox

29/09/24
7:54pm

comment on caption:
Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]

Gregory's feeling a bit peckish.

Karyn Harrison

20/10/24
7:20pm

comment on caption:
Ramen Holiday [Scrijjy Doo]

Yes, the accident being...Dave suddenly realised he was allergic to ice cream

Glyn Evans

23/10/24
11:12am

comment on caption:
Ben, Jerry, & Dave (Before the Accident) [Scrijjy Doo]

Dial Pads?

[anon]

07/11/24
8:08pm

comment on caption:
Loch Around the Clock [Scrijjy Doo]

New Jack Kitty?

Glyn Evans

17/11/24
1:56pm

comment on caption:
Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]

Yours is better, Glyn.

(caption author)

17/11/24
3:11pm

comment on caption:
Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]

Feel free to use it if you want, I don't mind at all.

With the theme already there, that's why I put up a different caption instead which I prefer to do as it's much more fun and a challenge 😉

Glyn Evans

17/11/24
7:59pm

comment on caption:
Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]

What do you think of sausage puns?

♫ Everyone's a wiener, baby, that's the truth ♫

[anon]

Sunday
12:05pm