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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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11/07/24 12:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 9:02:15 |
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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02/09/24 20:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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01/05/24 12:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 13:38:16, suggested edits |
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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24/05/24 8:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 8:15:24 |
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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10/10/24 20:03:29 |
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18/07/24 8:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 8:24:18 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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14/10/24 8:04:51 |
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19/09/24 12:11:33 |
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23/08/24 8:14:01 |
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10/07/24 8:03:44 |
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13/05/24 20:20:44 |
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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30/06/24 20:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 20:24:47 |
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01/06/24 20:24:18, edited: 01/06/24 20:35:56 |
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18/05/24 8:05:09 |
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18/04/24 12:16:16 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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In my neck of the woods, you couldn't escape it.
8:43am
comment on caption:
Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ... [James Lennox]
I don't blame Ken, he'd nothing to lose downstairs.
9:56am
comment on caption:
Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ... [James Lennox]
Ironically Neil, I mentioned this fact in my other caption. It hasn't done well so far...
11:33am
comment on caption:
Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ... [James Lennox]
Little known fact: Barbie and Ken were (are) a brother and sister whom the dolls were named after.
8:19pm
comment on caption:
Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ... [James Lennox]
Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him.
8:43pm
comment on caption:
Barbie hasn't changed much in the last 60 years. Ken on the other hand ... [James Lennox]
LOL. Reminds me of the great intergalactic war against Earth.
http://hhgproject.org/entries/carelesstalk.html
:^)
6:21pm
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The 2020 war between the sparrows and the giraffes went largely unnoticed, even by the giraffes. [James Lennox]
Cheers Crunchy. Douglas Adams is probably responsible for half my captions, on a holistic level :)
8:15pm
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The 2020 war between the sparrows and the giraffes went largely unnoticed, even by the giraffes. [James Lennox]
I feel daft because I don't get this caption and I want to take my dunce cap off because I'm supposed to be going ballroom dancing with Stone face at 10.30pm.
Thank you in advance..
9:40pm
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Kiwi fruit [James Lennox]
Wouldn't want you to miss that Karen.
Kiwifruit is a type of fruit grown in NZ, otherwise known as Chinese gooseberries, or to Americans as kiwis (which is kind of disturbing as kiwis are the national bird of New Zealand, and they aren't eaten, or New Zealanders themselves, the majority of whom aren't fruits). Anyway, this pear looks a lot like a kiwi, the bird, not the average kiwi, a person, although I remember Ron Jeremy once saying that kiwi women are pear shaped ... but I'm digressing.
10:43pm
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Kiwi fruit [James Lennox]
😂😂😂 I've since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it's a brilliant caption. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it's funny and clever. (Still feel like a duh brain though hehe.) Thank you for your reply. I will definitely try and up my knowledge on the subject. I've never really had an interest in birds but my sister Malcolm has. Well, I'm off to buy a pair of bino's, look up a tree, everything blurred, take them back and start a new life in Milton Keynes. (Yes, after reading this nonsense, you'll now think I'm half sharp, but so are all of you!! And why not... xxxxxxx
12:58am
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Kiwi fruit [James Lennox]