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Comments | 11 | 4 | 8 | #1 | 4 | 2 | #2 | 1202 | 1823 | #3 |
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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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11/07/24 12:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 9:02:15 |
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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02/09/24 20:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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01/05/24 12:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 13:38:16, suggested edits |
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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24/05/24 8:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 8:15:24 |
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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10/10/24 20:03:29 |
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18/07/24 8:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 8:24:18 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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14/10/24 8:04:51 |
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19/09/24 12:11:33 |
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23/08/24 8:14:01 |
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10/07/24 8:03:44 |
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13/05/24 20:20:44 |
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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30/06/24 20:21:25, edited: 30/06/24 20:24:47 |
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01/06/24 20:24:18, edited: 01/06/24 20:35:56 |
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18/05/24 8:05:09 |
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18/04/24 12:16:16 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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I dunno Al, they're spikey little buggers. They might ruin the party.
11:01pm
comment on caption:
Nobody makes better balloon animals than Dave. [James Lennox]
It's not God, it's just David Icke.
1:11pm
comment on caption:
I expected God to be bigger. [James Lennox]
Breaking news: Last month's winning caption has been changed to Dali llama, Mr. Beach's daughter has been safely returned and stone face has been duly pounded.
Howevever, for some reason the caption is now on the picture of a kangaroo holding its tail.
12:25pm
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"Dear Mr. Beach, I have your daughter. She will be safely released after you change last month's winning caption to 'The Dali Llama'. Yours sincerely, Anon." [James Lennox]
AHHH! THAT ANON!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE !?!? With all this seething hatred I have for Anon (I could boil an egg with my blood), I went after the Dali Llama. I thought to myself, there's got to be some association here, why's Anon angling for "The Dali Llama"? Then I thought maybe Anon is the Dali Llama, or the other way around, and he wants all the votes off caption.me to himself so he can swim in a massive vote splurge like Scrooge McDuck, so I took the first flight to Tibet only to realise that the Dalai Lama lived in India (Anon, I again blame you for this - I want a full refund for that plane ticket to Tibet, no actually, all my travel expenses to exact my cunning revenge on you) but when I reached India, it turned out that the Dalai Lama wasn't Anon. So I thought to myself, where's that Anon hiding? - "I know!" Me exclaimed, so I got the next flight to LebAnon. Me's coming for you Anon!!!! (and that's four exclamation marks to show that I'M QUADRUPLY SERIOUS)
8:56am
comment on caption:
"Dear Mr. Beach, I have your daughter. She will be safely released after you change last month's winning caption to 'The Dali Llama'. Yours sincerely, Anon." [James Lennox]
I have waited three long exhausting days to achieve my quest for the identity of Anon to present themself (unfortunately I don't have the luxury of insider information, hint hint Chris Beach). So James, you were Anon all along? It was you, in the living room with the iPhone? I demand you pay my medical bills after my jaw dropped through the floor after this untimely SHOCK REVELATION. I told you that I'm quadruply serious, please don't make me become QUINTUPLY SERIOUS!!!!!
10:18am
comment on caption:
"Dear Mr. Beach, I have your daughter. She will be safely released after you change last month's winning caption to 'The Dali Llama'. Yours sincerely, Anon." [James Lennox]
Sorry Glyn, it was just me pretending to be Stoneface pretending to be Anon, so the truth is still out there...
7:57pm
comment on caption:
"Dear Mr. Beach, I have your daughter. She will be safely released after you change last month's winning caption to 'The Dali Llama'. Yours sincerely, Anon." [James Lennox]
NNNOOOOO!!!!! Robbed of Anon's identity yet again!! The mystery continues and to think I was going to suggest pistols at dawn to resolve this whole thing once and for all. You take your pistol and I take mine and we try to shoot at one another from whichever parts of the country we're based in. The only problem would be that I'm sure we'd both end up with broken monitors, like the last time I tried this with a digital opponent...
8:17pm
comment on caption:
"Dear Mr. Beach, I have your daughter. She will be safely released after you change last month's winning caption to 'The Dali Llama'. Yours sincerely, Anon." [James Lennox]
Guys, you're missing the bigger picture here. Anon isn't human. It's a glitch in the Matrix which occurred when the Terminators were created. Whilst the Terminator's mission was simple, Anon was forgotten about and had to find its own purpose in life. It chose Caption.me. We have to live with it going forward and head quarters has suggested that we reply to any Anon comment with, "Awwww Bubba, who is a cheeky anonymous bubba bubs". Hope this clarifies the situation. I've just drank a bottle of wine so apologies for spelling and grammar mistakes.
9:23pm
comment on caption:
"Dear Mr. Beach, I have your daughter. She will be safely released after you change last month's winning caption to 'The Dali Llama'. Yours sincerely, Anon." [James Lennox]
Fucking Skynet. First Judgement Day, then Anon, what next?
8:43am
comment on caption:
"Dear Mr. Beach, I have your daughter. She will be safely released after you change last month's winning caption to 'The Dali Llama'. Yours sincerely, Anon." [James Lennox]
So edit one to an even worse pun - then the other one has to be the better of the two.
12:50pm
comment on caption:
Statutee
[When you're not sure if your bad pun is worth posting, hesitate, and accidentally post it twice ... shit] [James Lennox]