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Captions | 10 | 8040 | 21315 | #11 |
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Comments | 3 | 291 | 594 | #17 |
Forum Posts | 12 | |||
Suggested Edits | 2 |
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Captions | 9833 | #26 |
Photos | 1137 | #19 |
Comments | 683 | #13 |
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Suggested Edits | 3 | #13 |
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Not my caption, Mr. Dome, but I love your response. To be fair, your historical vote to caption ratio is way better than many
9:50pm
comment on caption:
"Welcome back to 'I'm a Captioneer, get me out of here'. Ok Dave, you just have to sit in this boiling pan of water until Mr Dome or Chris Keegan votes for one of your captions."
"Oh shit" [The Wolf]
Lol, great comeback comment Mr Dome. If I could supervote it, I would. Obviously It's just a bit of banter and glad you saw the funny side. I can assure you that yourself and Mr Keegan have my upmost respect.
10:12pm
comment on caption:
"Welcome back to 'I'm a Captioneer, get me out of here'. Ok Dave, you just have to sit in this boiling pan of water until Mr Dome or Chris Keegan votes for one of your captions."
"Oh shit" [The Wolf]
I finally managed to upload this photo on my third attempt. The first couple of times a message popped up saying something along the lines of 'Caption.me does not accept this kind of material'. I'm glad I persevered.
3:04pm
comment on caption:
"Sir, can you stop doing that and put your shirt back on? We don't appreciate this kind of behaviour at DFS." [The Wolf]
I'm sure their is a mascarpone joke in their somewhere.
8:12pm
comment on caption:
"This is a customer announcement. Would the man on the horse please put on his face mask? Thank you." [The Wolf]
That's all we need is Horse Flu on top of Corona
8:15pm
comment on caption:
"This is a customer announcement. Would the man on the horse please put on his face mask? Thank you." [The Wolf]
He should have shed that long ago.
6:36pm
comment on caption:
“Dad, sorry to interrupt your work dinner party, but look what I found in your shed.” [The Wolf]
He might need a fair few stitches as there's more of him to hit.
9:36pm
comment on caption:
...and I said to him, "listen pal, I'm not scared of you and Julie says you've got a tiny cock". Anyway, how many stitches am I going to need? [The Wolf]
"But Daddy had to make it life-like, so she's still full of hot air"
8:07am
comment on caption:
"OK Terrance, you weren't supposed to find that. Now you're a bit too young to understand, but I'll try to explain. I bought this as sometimes Mummies and Daddies get a bit bored of each other after a number of years, and this thing is to provide Daddy with things that I can't get from Mummy anymore. Like a word in edgeways." [The Wolf]
"...and they seemed to be having such a great time that when they told me that I couldn't join in I would have jolly well given them a good hiding. Lucky for them that I didn't. And it was even luckier for them that I had to go and water my goldfish"
8:29am
comment on caption:
.....and luckily for him I was in a good mood otherwise I would have smashed his face in. Especially when he started shagging her in front of me. [The Wolf]
...but there was always caption.me
10:59am
comment on caption:
The old 'fall asleep at a party and then your friends stick a tampon in your gob trick'. That's fair enough, but Dave didn't have any friends, and there was no party. [The Wolf]