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20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52 |
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I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
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08/04/21 11:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
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01/06/24 11:05:36, edited: 03/07/24 23:27:41 |
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Brilliant caption. Spend it on your 2.4 children. --C CaMel
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03/01/23 20:18:43 |
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Who's who? --Glyn Evans
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28/02/24 20:51:13, edited: 02/04/24 9:37:34 |
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Thanks all and big shock as not been on much recently (that thing called family getting in the way.) I shall now as a tribute go and buy some flowers the the mother in laws grave. --Tony S
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13/07/22 7:01:44 |
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16/06/22 7:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
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17/01/24 20:04:00 |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁 --Glyn Evans
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31/03/23 7:22:24 |
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30/03/22 11:50:56 |
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31/10/23 23:03:13 |
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28/05/23 7:06:26 |
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Is it not on back to front? --Mr Dome
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23/03/23 12:08:30 |
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15/11/22 8:05:23 |
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14/09/22 11:09:10 |
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09/04/21 19:18:47 |
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07/10/24 19:10:11 |
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22/01/23 8:34:21 |
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22/01/22 8:26:34 |
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Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
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10/06/23 11:01:55 |
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03/10/22 11:12:21 |
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Haven't got any bonus votes to give you, but this is very creative and funny! --Kate B
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11/02/22 8:13:13 |
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11/05/21 7:08:43 |
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12/07/24 11:04:59 |
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03/02/24 8:08:24 |
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28/01/24 20:10:53 |
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16/09/23 11:15:36 |
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11/03/23 8:24:29 |
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11/02/23 12:04:02 |
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07/09/24 7:48:16 |
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My kids were doing stuff like that at 3 months. --Karen McDonald
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25/04/24 7:26:56 |
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08/04/24 19:02:24, edited: 08/04/24 19:08:05, suggested edits |
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03/11/23 20:06:58, edited: 04/11/23 18:59:57, suggested edits |
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15/09/23 7:11:11 |
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23/09/22 7:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 7:11:28 |
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27/08/22 19:27:40 |
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22/07/22 7:12:18 |
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If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
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08/07/22 11:14:39 |
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"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
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29/04/22 7:18:19 |
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How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
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24/03/22 8:01:11 |
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Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
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11/09/21 19:06:10 |
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For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
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02/05/21 19:25:24 |
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It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
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25/03/21 20:28:23 |
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21/03/21 8:04:06 |
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Sat 20:04:35 |
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17/09/24 19:20:04 |
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03/11/23 8:11:22, edited: 03/11/23 19:57:15, suggested edits |
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22/07/22 19:42:31 |
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10/12/21 8:10:20 |
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Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
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29/06/21 19:07:11 |
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14/03/24 12:06:43 |
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Sir Ian McKellen doesn't object to being touched up. --Troompa Loompa
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02/03/24 8:22:30 |
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21/07/23 19:19:55 |
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31/12/21 20:27:50 |
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Kidney kebabs? --James Lennox
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16/12/21 20:14:00 |
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09/12/21 8:07:19 |
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Who's that big kid on the left? --Willie Johnson
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07/06/21 19:16:59 |
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11/02/21 20:41:03 |
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I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
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15/09/24 11:06:33 |
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14/09/23 19:08:32 |
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And for bungalow we make the flatbread. --Karen McDonald
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17/07/23 19:11:02 |
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04/02/23 20:41:54, edited: 04/02/23 20:42:06 |
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21/01/22 20:27:46 |
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He doesn't even have charge of his own kid. --Willie Johnson
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29/06/21 11:01:09 |
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Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
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I'm in Wales also put your head out the caravan and shout I shall see if I can hear you
6:01am
comment on caption:
Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
That's a great idea... but how will you recognize me from all the other caravan travelers, gypsies & pikeys who are also presently shouting?
9:13am
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Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
Anon. The last comment you left was inappropriate and offensive. Think you may have taken your humour a bit too far?
4:11pm
comment on caption:
Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
Really? The travelers one is going to far??? They love to fight, drink and shout, articles about it in all your papers, movies about it from Guy Richie using the exact same language. Are you here to pick fights or make jokes? We had grammar police now self appointed Political Correctness cops?
Let me guess, you're voting for the dog eating Asian jokes though, right?
7:07pm
comment on caption:
Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
Whoa, dogs are eating Asians?
* Sorry, I couldn't resist. I don't have a dog in this fight. I apologize in advance if this was in poor taste.
7:25pm
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Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
2 word jokes should be required to come with a paragraph of disclaimers, apologies and caveats.
Don't worry Willie, we always know you're joking, and you've come to the right place for it.
7:39pm
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Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
That's a great idea...but how will we recognise you from the other anons, avatars and usernames who are presently typing?
It's just anon I am taking notes, and your name will go on the list and when we win the respectability wars you will be brought to account.
Whistle while you work,
Evans is a jerk,
He's half barmy,
And he's smarmy,
Whistle while you work!
Your name shall also go on the list - What is it?
Don't tell him Pikey!
7:53pm
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Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
Was wondering why women seem more upset about people posting anonymously. Could it be that almost every woman I know has been lied to and cheated on by men?
Think of the anon feature as a great bonus here. It allows people to test out different shades and facets of their humour. Yes, you too, ladies. Nuances people might have been shy about having connected to their "image" here. It's a freeing feature, not tool of "attack" as it's being branded.
7:58pm
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Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
SnapDragon D if your above comment was referencing the comment before - it's not being branded as a tool of attack although that may be your interpretation of it. I was simply parodying anon's comment by using the username community and playing around with language to see what people make of it because I think it's all down to context.
Btw, it's a bit of a stretch saying that women get upset about people posting anonymously because they've been lied to and cheated on. Women lie and cheat on men, women lie and cheat on women, men lie and cheat on men, non-binary lie and cheat on non binary etc. I've been lied to and cheated on before, it doesn't bother me.
8:22pm
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Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]
It wasn't in response to your comment, Glyn. It was just a thought regarding the comments of the past day or so. Since it was mostly women who were complaining about the "sudden rash of anonymous posts," like it was something nefarious. I was merely trying to encourage them to try an anonymous post to expand their repertoire of comedic flavors.
Sure cheating is a two way street, but perhaps women are more hurt by it? I don't know, and yes I'm fully aware that any distinction between men and women is now called "sexist," even though science proves we're different in many ways.
Look, all I want to do is enjoy jokes here, reading them, writing them, responding to them. Nothing more, nothing less. If people are going to start complaining about some jokes but not others, which might be far more offensive to some, what is the point? And why am I the bad guy for standing up for free speech in joke writing?
I've seen plenty of offensive jokes here, but have yet to see a dude complain.
8:37pm
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Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. [Tony S]