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That's a great idea... but how will you recognize me from all the other caravan travelers, gypsies & pikeys who are also presently shouting?

Anon. The last comment you left was inappropriate and offensive. Think you may have taken your humour a bit too far?

Nina Dutton

Really? The travelers one is going to far??? They love to fight, drink and shout, articles about it in all your papers, movies about it from Guy Richie using the exact same language. Are you here to pick fights or make jokes? We had grammar police now self appointed Political Correctness cops?

Let me guess, you're voting for the dog eating Asian jokes though, right?

Whoa, dogs are eating Asians?
* Sorry, I couldn't resist. I don't have a dog in this fight. I apologize in advance if this was in poor taste.

Willie Johnson

2 word jokes should be required to come with a paragraph of disclaimers, apologies and caveats.

Don't worry Willie, we always know you're joking, and you've come to the right place for it.

SnapDragon D

That's a great idea...but how will we recognise you from the other anons, avatars and usernames who are presently typing?
It's just anon I am taking notes, and your name will go on the list and when we win the respectability wars you will be brought to account.

Whistle while you work,
Evans is a jerk,
He's half barmy,
And he's smarmy,
Whistle while you work!

Your name shall also go on the list - What is it?
Don't tell him Pikey!

Glyn Evans

Was wondering why women seem more upset about people posting anonymously. Could it be that almost every woman I know has been lied to and cheated on by men?

Think of the anon feature as a great bonus here. It allows people to test out different shades and facets of their humour. Yes, you too, ladies. Nuances people might have been shy about having connected to their "image" here. It's a freeing feature, not tool of "attack" as it's being branded.

SnapDragon D

SnapDragon D if your above comment was referencing the comment before - it's not being branded as a tool of attack although that may be your interpretation of it. I was simply parodying anon's comment by using the username community and playing around with language to see what people make of it because I think it's all down to context.

Btw, it's a bit of a stretch saying that women get upset about people posting anonymously because they've been lied to and cheated on. Women lie and cheat on men, women lie and cheat on women, men lie and cheat on men, non-binary lie and cheat on non binary etc. I've been lied to and cheated on before, it doesn't bother me.

Glyn Evans

It wasn't in response to your comment, Glyn. It was just a thought regarding the comments of the past day or so. Since it was mostly women who were complaining about the "sudden rash of anonymous posts," like it was something nefarious. I was merely trying to encourage them to try an anonymous post to expand their repertoire of comedic flavors.

Sure cheating is a two way street, but perhaps women are more hurt by it? I don't know, and yes I'm fully aware that any distinction between men and women is now called "sexist," even though science proves we're different in many ways.

Look, all I want to do is enjoy jokes here, reading them, writing them, responding to them. Nothing more, nothing less. If people are going to start complaining about some jokes but not others, which might be far more offensive to some, what is the point? And why am I the bad guy for standing up for free speech in joke writing?

I've seen plenty of offensive jokes here, but have yet to see a dude complain.

SnapDragon D

Just had a revelation. Ignore all "complaints." No response, no debate, nothing. If they want to try to run you off a site for satire, sarcasm, jokes of any kind, it says more about them, than you.