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20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52 |
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I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
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08/04/21 11:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
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01/06/24 11:05:36, edited: 03/07/24 23:27:41 |
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Brilliant caption. Spend it on your 2.4 children. --C CaMel
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03/01/23 20:18:43 |
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Who's who? --Glyn Evans
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28/02/24 20:51:13, edited: 02/04/24 9:37:34 |
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Thanks all and big shock as not been on much recently (that thing called family getting in the way.) I shall now as a tribute go and buy some flowers the the mother in laws grave. --Tony S
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13/07/22 7:01:44 |
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16/06/22 7:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
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17/01/24 20:04:00 |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁 --Glyn Evans
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31/03/23 7:22:24 |
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30/03/22 11:50:56 |
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31/10/23 23:03:13 |
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28/05/23 7:06:26 |
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Is it not on back to front? --Mr Dome
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23/03/23 12:08:30 |
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15/11/22 8:05:23 |
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14/09/22 11:09:10 |
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09/04/21 19:18:47 |
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07/10/24 19:10:11 |
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22/01/23 8:34:21 |
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22/01/22 8:26:34 |
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Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
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10/06/23 11:01:55 |
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03/10/22 11:12:21 |
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Haven't got any bonus votes to give you, but this is very creative and funny! --Kate B
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11/02/22 8:13:13 |
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11/05/21 7:08:43 |
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12/07/24 11:04:59 |
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03/02/24 8:08:24 |
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28/01/24 20:10:53 |
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16/09/23 11:15:36 |
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11/03/23 8:24:29 |
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11/02/23 12:04:02 |
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07/09/24 7:48:16 |
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My kids were doing stuff like that at 3 months. --Karen McDonald
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25/04/24 7:26:56 |
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08/04/24 19:02:24, edited: 08/04/24 19:08:05, suggested edits |
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03/11/23 20:06:58, edited: 04/11/23 18:59:57, suggested edits |
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15/09/23 7:11:11 |
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23/09/22 7:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 7:11:28 |
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27/08/22 19:27:40 |
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22/07/22 7:12:18 |
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If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
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08/07/22 11:14:39 |
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"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
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29/04/22 7:18:19 |
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How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
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24/03/22 8:01:11 |
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Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
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11/09/21 19:06:10 |
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For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
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02/05/21 19:25:24 |
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It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
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25/03/21 20:28:23 |
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21/03/21 8:04:06 |
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17/09/24 19:20:04 |
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03/11/23 8:11:22, edited: 03/11/23 19:57:15, suggested edits |
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22/07/22 19:42:31 |
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16/01/22 20:28:59 |
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14/01/22 8:07:54 |
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10/12/21 8:10:20 |
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Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
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29/06/21 19:07:11 |
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01/09/24 11:34:11 |
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14/03/24 12:06:43 |
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Sir Ian McKellen doesn't object to being touched up. --Troompa Loompa
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02/03/24 8:22:30 |
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21/07/23 19:19:55 |
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29/04/23 7:06:30 |
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21/02/23 20:22:12 |
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16/06/22 11:18:59 |
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26/01/22 12:04:17 |
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22/01/22 20:47:15 |
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31/12/21 20:27:50 |
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Kidney kebabs? --James Lennox
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16/12/21 20:14:00 |
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09/12/21 8:07:19 |
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Who's that big kid on the left? --Willie Johnson
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17/09/21 7:01:06 |
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30/06/21 7:02:34 |
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07/06/21 19:16:59 |
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11/02/21 20:41:03 |
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I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
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15/09/24 11:06:33 |
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02/07/24 19:31:06 |
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03/03/24 8:08:50 |
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14/09/23 19:08:32 |
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And for bungalow we make the flatbread. --Karen McDonald
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17/07/23 19:11:02 |
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04/02/23 20:41:54, edited: 04/02/23 20:42:06 |
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29/01/23 20:11:48 |
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07/10/22 7:17:10 |
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01/09/22 19:09:42 |
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28/08/22 11:32:54 |
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15/07/22 11:03:18 |
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21/01/22 20:27:46 |
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He doesn't even have charge of his own kid. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/21 20:18:25 |
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11/09/21 7:31:13 |
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03/04/21 11:03:33 |
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30/03/21 19:32:27 |
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22/01/21 8:03:28 |
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15/10/24 7:05:02, suggested edits |
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05/05/24 7:34:23 |
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27/04/24 7:09:19 |
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28/03/24 12:04:06 |
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07/01/24 8:06:47 |
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21/07/23 19:36:43 |
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01/07/23 11:25:32 |
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22/06/23 19:20:48 |
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24/02/23 12:05:12 |
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19/05/22 7:06:54 |
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28/04/22 19:19:47 |
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05/09/21 7:17:57 |
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29/06/21 11:01:09 |
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Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
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13/05/21 7:09:46 |
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I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
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10/05/21 7:02:08 |
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"Who me?"
"Not you, the other anon."
"Me?"
"No, the other anon."
8:54am
comment on caption:
Finally Anon gives a thumbs up [Tony S]
Willie, your comment totally reminds me of that's children's nursery rhyme
"Anon put the comment in the comments section"
"Who me?"
"Yes! - You!"
"Couldn't be"
"Then who?"
"Anon put the comment in the comments section"
However it turns out that it was Ollie all along. Everyone knows it was Ollie, also known an "oily" Ollie. Never here, because it's always an Ollie day for Ollie. When I found out Anon was Ollie, it was like scoring a goal and I went outside and shouted "Ollie! Ollie! Ollie! Ollie! Olllliiiee! Ollie!" It's quite funny though when I discovered that Anon had multiple personalities and wasn't just one person, because as a group they Ollie, they Ollie Olthetime (please rebute if this isn't correct). But then again surely that's unnecessarily demonising Anon/Ollie (please tell me if I am), I wouldn't want to do that, they're alright actually. Anon's more amusing than anything, we couldn't have caption.me/ without Anon or Ollie, who's with me!?
4:22pm
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Finally Anon gives a thumbs up [Tony S]
Many years ago when I drove a school bus, the kids would do that rhyme. It was a hand-off kind of thing where they'd say someone's name at the end and that person would go through the whole rhyme and name someone else.
8:15pm
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Finally Anon gives a thumbs up [Tony S]
Fun fact: You can make a three point turn with a 66 passenger school bus on any regular street (at least in California).
8:49pm
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It was only when it came to the 3 point turn that I wished I had taken my driving test in something smaller. [Tony S]
Nod to everyone who contributed to the 4 and 20 debate and putting the rhythm in my head for days
8:04am
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That 4 and 20 blackbird pie was lovely what's for pudding [Tony S]
They were pudding a hole in it.
8:39am
comment on caption:
That 4 and 20 blackbird pie was lovely what's for pudding [Tony S]
Perhaps a nod to 20:00:13
8:26pm
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Yes Mrs Smith after a detailed examination he seems fine but what would I know I'm a butcher. [Tony S]
Never saw any references to butchers when writing amazed I would have missed it as was early but would have deleted rather than Give a nod will do anyway if the earlier caption is what was originally posted
8:39pm
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Yes Mrs Smith after a detailed examination he seems fine but what would I know I'm a butcher. [Tony S]
I can vouch for Cap Author here. 20:00:13 was originally a joke centred around paedophilia, hence Mr. Dome's comment. It was edited later, so maybe the nod should be the other way around? - [PS, I liked this but didn't vote because I'm a pedantic prick when it comes to capitalisation and punctuation]
9:24pm
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Yes Mrs Smith after a detailed examination he seems fine but what would I know I'm a butcher. [Tony S]
I agree with James, it was edited later though it was previously about vaccinations and covidiocy. I suppose it could have been edited more than once mind you. I don't imagine it was a deliberate copy.
9:29pm
comment on caption:
Yes Mrs Smith after a detailed examination he seems fine but what would I know I'm a butcher. [Tony S]