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Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

A Neigh'gligee?

Mon 23:41:15, edited: Tue 19:47:50

C CaMel Vote score: 17684C CaMel

"She came in at ten to one again!"

Mon 22:06:16

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19228Mr Dome

She loved being the centaur of attention

Mon 21:39:03

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19228Mr Dome

I've never seen anyone less shire

Mon 21:35:06

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36730Dave Bryan

''Her future lies over fences. She's not really a flat horse.''

Mon 20:39:25

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36730Dave Bryan

She likes nothing better than a roll in the hay.

Mon 20:36:08

Jo Vote score: 3015Jo

She looks a bit colt in that outfit

Mon 20:24:06

Jo Vote score: 3015Jo

She's got a pair of great horse chestnuts

Mon 20:23:20

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 12632Karyn Harrison

Hot to trot

Mon 20:22:36

Jo Vote score: 3015Jo

🎵Everybody needs good neighbras🎵

Mon 20:19:36

John Llamas Vote score: 20887John Llamas

Kate’s relief at making it home safely from Tesco would sometimes get the better of her.

Mon 20:19:14

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34342Ian Skelding

The Rudee Chester Racecourse

Mon 20:16:47

Peter Houle Vote score: 1018Peter Houle

Saturday night's alright for bathing.

Mon 20:15:34

oblong cassidy Vote score: 508oblong cassidy

I took her down the bridal path

Mon 20:15:33, edited: Mon 21:00:34

oblong cassidy Vote score: 508oblong cassidy

Dirty Prancing...

Mon 20:14:22, edited: Mon 21:59:28

oblong cassidy Vote score: 508oblong cassidy

Mustang Sally

Mon 20:13:24

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34342Ian Skelding

Aldatitty

Mon 20:12:45

Glyn Evans Vote score: 12926Glyn Evans

"You say these growths are not the result of injecting steroids?"

Mon 20:12:28

James Lennox Vote score: 21745James Lennox

And I always thought The Horse's Head & A Pair Of Great Tits was named after Tina the barmaid.

Mon 20:11:49

Lara Holly Vote score: 1311Lara Holly

Never look a gift horse in the mouth

Mon 20:11:10

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 23816Vanessa the Guesser

She likes her oats.

Mon 20:11:06

John Harrison Vote score: 8527John Harrison

Am I the only one to find this picture a little disturbing and confusing? On the one hand you have something sexually alluring and provocative to anyone of red blood, and then on the other you have a woman with half her tits out.

Mon 20:10:51, edited: Mon 20:11:14

oblong cassidy Vote score: 508oblong cassidy

'And you said there be no side effects treating covid with Ivermectin.'

Mon 20:10:24

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 12632Karyn Harrison

Champion the Wonderbra

Mon 20:09:41

Lara Holly Vote score: 1311Lara Holly

She’s a bit long in the tooth

Mon 20:09:19

oblong cassidy Vote score: 508oblong cassidy

'You know when you said you had no problem with our daughter transitioning ..well ermm.'

Mon 20:08:32

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

She sure 'Fillys' out her 'Training'-Bra.

Mon 20:07:59, edited: Mon 23:20:44

John Llamas Vote score: 20887John Llamas

I get it now about looking for a stable relationship …. you look a bit different from your profile picture.

Mon 20:07:14

Vivvy En Vote score: 15511Vivvy En

"How many handfuls is she?"

Mon 20:07:03

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 15228Hercules Rockefeller

Equined and dined

Mon 20:06:45

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19228Mr Dome

Sex in the Stable

Mon 20:05:52

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

Cup-"C" Bisuit... is a ThoroughBra'd.

Mon 20:05:17, edited: Tue 19:53:17

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 15228Hercules Rockefeller

This Sex and The City reboot was totally unnecessary.

Mon 20:05:01

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

I did ask for a stable relationship.

Mon 20:04:31, edited: Mon 20:05:12

James Lennox Vote score: 21745James Lennox

"Just off to the barn, luv," said Dave. "I feel like a ride."

Mon 20:04:23, edited: Mon 20:07:59

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 23816Vanessa the Guesser

50 Shades of Bay

Mon 20:04:18

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8507Crunchy Chords

"Thanks for wearing this costume to fulfill my fantasy, baby."
"How humiliating," thought Maximus.

Mon 20:03:56

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 12632Karyn Harrison

Winnie

Mon 20:03:53

Phil Swan Vote score: 5605Phil Swan

“ My wife needed a head transplant so we went to Sicily “ said Dave

Mon 20:03:31

KT A Vote score: 10552KT A

The Mane Attraction

Mon 20:03:09

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

"A Bra'nco, Dave?"

Mon 20:03:07, edited: Tue 19:51:00

John Harrison Vote score: 8527John Harrison

"Sore throat Dave?"

"No, but I am feeling a little horse."

Mon 20:02:59

Lara Holly Vote score: 1311Lara Holly

Mare maid

Mon 20:02:39

John Llamas Vote score: 20887John Llamas

Fancy dressage night

Mon 20:02:32

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

I'll never understand what Charles sees in her.

Mon 20:02:16

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

Mr. Sex Ed

Mon 20:01:28

Phil Swan Vote score: 5605Phil Swan

“How can you put up with the nagging “ said Dave

Mon 20:01:19

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

My Little Boney

Mon 20:01:06, edited: Mon 20:13:10

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

'Racy' attire for a Work-Horse.

Mon 20:00:36, edited: Mon 23:54:57

James Lennox Vote score: 21745James Lennox

A horse walks into a bra...

Mon 20:00:18

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 15680Neil Mackenzie

How come Michael Jackson has got Bubbles in his bath?

Mon 17:09:11

Peter Vote score: 631Peter

Roddy and Reggie Twin tubs

Mon 16:35:17, edited: Mon 16:47:10

monty D Vote score: 1641monty D

A Penny for your thoughts, Rod

Mon 16:19:45

tony kelly Vote score: 2385tony kelly

Elton: ''Would you like to share a bath, Rod?''
Rod Stewart: ''No thanks, but Maggie may.''

Mon 14:16:49

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

Rod 'Steward' and the 'Croco-Dial' Rocker.

Mon 13:26:22, edited: Mon 19:36:46

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19228Mr Dome

Look everyone I can make a fart sound with my hands

Mon 13:23:32

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19228Mr Dome

Musical stares

Mon 13:20:04

Glyn Evans Vote score: 12926Glyn Evans

As they grew into rock superstars, they could afford the rest of the water slide

Mon 13:10:43

G fj Vote score: 593G fj

"Sorry we both like to sing in the bath"...

Mon 13:07:01

Glyn Evans Vote score: 12926Glyn Evans

Sid wanted the reaction of the audience to be glazed over

Mon 12:58:17, edited: Mon 13:08:41

oblong cassidy Vote score: 508oblong cassidy

🎵 Don't go breaking my arse 🎵

Mon 12:38:47

oblong cassidy Vote score: 508oblong cassidy

🎵 Soggy seems the hardest word 🎵

Mon 12:38:27

John Harrison Vote score: 8527John Harrison

"It's okay Rod, he's not gay yet."

Mon 12:37:47

Tony Edwards Vote score: 41365Tony Edwards

"What have you done with the loofah Elton?"

Mon 12:35:14

Tony Edwards Vote score: 41365Tony Edwards

🎵 We are sailing 🎵

Mon 12:30:17

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

"No, you can't do my back!"

Mon 12:23:29

James Lennox Vote score: 21745James Lennox

Rockspas

Mon 12:22:28

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19909Dan Nicholls

And now, live from Bath...

Mon 12:22:00

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

"I'm still standing."

Mon 12:18:16, edited: Mon 23:01:31

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34342Ian Skelding

Property was unfurnished.

Mon 12:18:06

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36730Dave Bryan

''So that's why they call you Rocket Man.''

Mon 12:16:28

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

"Ringo, would you mind running to the store and picking up a bar of soap? I've dropped mine."

Mon 12:12:59, edited: Mon 12:25:49

Vivvy En Vote score: 15511Vivvy En

The audience gave him a round of applause and said 'Cheerio'.

Mon 12:10:55

Stephen Bean Vote score: 47245Stephen Bean

Top of the Slops

Mon 12:10:37

Mark England Vote score: 23315Mark England

....and that's when Elton realised that he was gay.

Mon 12:09:56

James Lennox Vote score: 21745James Lennox

-"Can you feel the love tonight?"
-"I don't want to talk about it."

Mon 12:09:54

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

Blast From the Past...
Two Old Soaks, taking a break.

Mon 12:09:01, edited: Mon 19:36:05

Stephen Bean Vote score: 47245Stephen Bean

🎵 Don't go breaking my heart 🎵

Mon 12:08:48

Lara Holly Vote score: 1311Lara Holly

Twin buds

Mon 12:08:17, edited: Mon 12:18:54

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 15238Scrijjy Doo

🎵 I'm still soaking 🎵

Mon 12:08:07

C CaMel Vote score: 17684C CaMel

“Is Sudds here yet?”

Mon 12:07:21

Lara Holly Vote score: 1311Lara Holly

That photos dropped them in hot water

Mon 12:06:45

Vivvy En Vote score: 15511Vivvy En

🎵 If you think I'm soapy... 🎵

Mon 12:05:07

Phil Swan Vote score: 5605Phil Swan

“ I know I asked for a room with a John “ said Rod

Mon 12:04:29

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36730Dave Bryan

''Rod, I notice you've crapped in the bath. Doesn't it bother you?''

''No, they're only small faeces.''

Mon 12:03:34

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

🎵 "If ya think I'm Sexy, and you want my body... come on Elton baby, let me know." 🎵

Mon 12:02:42, edited: Mon 13:30:04

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19228Mr Dome

The hole situation has raised concerns with police officers. A spokesman said they are looking into it

Mon 11:56:55

C CaMel Vote score: 17684C CaMel

“And by 8pm, my constipation was cured… “

Mon 11:49:07

Tony Edwards Vote score: 41365Tony Edwards

Before sinkholes there were shrink holes.

Mon 9:58:38

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 15680Neil Mackenzie

Are you saying the truth, the hole truth and nothing but the truth

Mon 9:23:30

Mark  Marsh Mark Marsh

Duncan is at it again

Mon 9:22:52

KT A Vote score: 10552KT A

Finally, a PhD dissertation that actually matters.

Mon 9:17:45

monty D Vote score: 1641monty D

Doh! Nut.

Mon 8:45:22

Jo Vote score: 3015Jo

The sizes of the doughnut holes correlate exactly to the size of Quality Street tins over the years

Mon 8:37:50

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36730Dave Bryan

Ringing the changes

Mon 8:37:49

Kathleen Ralph Vote score: 1765Kathleen Ralph

It's bound to get even Cruller.

Mon 8:37:28

C CaMel Vote score: 17684C CaMel

“I was compensated 3000 holes.”

Mon 8:31:36

John Llamas Vote score: 20887John Llamas

We use the same chart in reverse to demonstrate the loosening of sphincter muscles over the years.

Mon 8:23:47

C CaMel Vote score: 17684C CaMel

“Our preacher is very fryer and brimstone.”

Mon 8:22:08

Stephen Bean Vote score: 47245Stephen Bean

The Laud of the Rings

Mon 8:20:24

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