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Glyn Evans Vote score: 12787Glyn Evans

Wear wolves

14/01/24 12:03:43

C CaMel Vote score: 17421C CaMel

“When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.”

26/11/23 8:01:55

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present."

23/11/23 8:17:42

If it applies, I'd say this. I was in a similar position to Al and Karen where I didn't have enough super votes to vote up a caption. Karyn was kind enough to give me 20 super votes which I then returned to her but used a supe --Glyn Evans
Brian Butterfield Vote score: 1425Brian Butterfield

"The good news is we haven't replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics"
"And the bad news?"

17/11/23 20:14:43

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Beetledeuce.

17/11/23 9:04:41

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"Guys, I have a busy morning. Are you interested in buying the house or not?"

13/11/23 20:09:22

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 14941Hercules Rockefeller

"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly."

10/11/23 12:06:48

I dunno. I think this photo is doctored. --Willie Johnson
Karen McDonald Vote score: 5529Karen McDonald

To prevent further flooding of the Thames, plans go ahead for a huge dyke to be constructed.

01/11/23 8:11:13

Stephen Bean Vote score: 46177Stephen Bean

New Kid on the Buck

27/10/23 19:00:32

KT A Vote score: 9852KT A

Dave's body moss index was getting ridiculous

01/10/23 11:28:40

Al Overy Vote score: 20490Al Overy

Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor.

06/08/23 19:31:04

My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses. --Molly R
Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2549Julia Kinsey

It's too wet to woo

20/07/23 19:11:07

James Lennox Vote score: 20864James Lennox

Looks like the shit's hit the van.

16/07/23 7:23:55

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 14539Scrijjy Doo

Crocodile Undie

18/06/23 12:08:46

John Harrison Vote score: 8248John Harrison

“Suella freakin’ Braverman…what’s yours?”

23/05/23 7:00:20

Stephen Bean Vote score: 46177Stephen Bean

"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber."

17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

Cold Trafford

10/04/23 7:00:09

Tony S Vote score: 10912Tony S

"Sorry sir ,hand luggage only."

31/03/23 7:22:24

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34079Ian Skelding

Spot the Bawl

12/03/23 12:14:31, edited: 12/03/23 18:22:43

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15466Chris Keegan

When Dave couldn’t find a charging point he used his initiative.

10/03/23 12:00:21

Julie Bridge Vote score: 871Julie Bridge

Beware of colours that run.

20/01/23 20:07:45

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34079Ian Skelding

£25

“Sat nav says bear to the left”

16/12/22 20:30:21, edited: 01/01/23 21:31:06

Thanks very much for all the comments, happy new year to you all 🙂 --Ian Skelding
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 23541Vanessa the Guesser

That would explain the Yellow Pages.

24/10/22 19:00:13

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 23541Vanessa the Guesser

"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime"

27/09/22 19:01:39

Al Overy Vote score: 20490Al Overy

For those who like to torque with their mouth full.

19/09/22 7:00:15

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 15570Neil Mackenzie

I told them Tour of Liverpool was a bad idea.

09/09/22 12:37:06

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 23541Vanessa the Guesser

It's no wonder they remained unseeded.

06/09/22 19:09:55

Stephen Bean Vote score: 46177Stephen Bean

£50

  "Piss off Dave. Bills already given me two mirrors and a windscreen wiper."

01/04/22 11:10:36

Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
Tony S Vote score: 10912Tony S

Monastery of sound.

30/03/22 11:50:56

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 23502Troompa Loompa

W.C. Fields

23/11/21 12:04:59

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

Stoned baked pizza

08/08/21 19:20:57

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face
  Find out more on our website..

09/05/21 7:03:42

No intention to undermine the caption, I liked it and voted for it, but the placard is deliberately satirical. The clues are the "I agree with the SJC" badge and the "myage.us" website (which were both pro equality related), the rainbow flag, ... --James Lennox
Al Overy Vote score: 20490Al Overy

"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs."

30/04/21 19:00:34

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1.

Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat some energy gels from our survival packs. What happened next we could have never predicted. Derbyshire Police turned up and fined us £200 for having a f*cking picnic.

14/01/21 12:10:07

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

£50

Meerkat fancy dress costumes have become increasingly popular  within Denmarks Mink population.

10/11/20 8:00:16

Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w... --The Wolf
The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants.

05/10/20 19:27:23

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34079Ian Skelding

"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan."

15/03/20 12:57:09

C CaMel Vote score: 17421C CaMel

Now in stock.

13/08/19 19:43:44

Mark England Vote score: 23081Mark England

"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit"

24/06/19 19:30:04

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

£50

Children should be seen and not blurred.

10/05/19 7:49:01

No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
  Smuldo Vote score: 11761 Smuldo

"God, Shave the Queen..."

04/05/19 19:00:10

Joe Vote score: 2207Joe

🎵 Wheel meat again 🎵

02/05/19 13:04:27

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8430Crunchy Chords
  I always cry at weldings.

26/04/19 13:59:11

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19003Mr Dome

Read my lips...

28/02/19 8:18:57

Stu Dent Vote score: 5727Stu Dent

When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age

08/02/19 20:05:14

Typo "meant", but nice caption :) --James Lennox
C CaMel Vote score: 17421C CaMel

'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.'

19/01/19 20:19:53

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

£50

Shark ingested daughters.

15/12/18 12:00:10

I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Irritable Owl Syndrome

23/10/18 11:00:17

Funny Bean Vote score: 46177Funny Bean
  One Million Years P.C.

07/10/18 11:00:09

Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
Chris Keegan Vote score: 15466Chris Keegan

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 11:00:08

John Llamas Vote score: 20766John Llamas

This sort of thing just makes me cross

07/09/18 7:14:55

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

06/09/18 13:02:48

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Force Feeding

06/08/18 7:23:05

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15466Chris Keegan

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

Ross Davidson Vote score: 1726Ross Davidson

The next drink was complimentary.

19/07/16 10:52:50

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

West Cider Story.

22/03/16 12:03:32

♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫  --Boycie
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6317Lucky Elperro

"Where's the snake darling?"
"Upstairs with the twins."

23/01/16 23:08:48

Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.  --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19826Dan Nicholls

"Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker".

22/09/15 19:06:38

John Llamas Vote score: 20766John Llamas

Pasture bedtime

20/09/15 19:05:58

Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
Greg Curtis Vote score: 9405Greg Curtis

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 8:43:57

John Llamas Vote score: 20766John Llamas

The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach.

29/01/15 12:14:36

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

''Dave, for God's sake do something.''

''Shoo!''

Wed 8:07:17

Ben Samuel Vote score: 3214Ben Samuel

“To have and too old”

10/01/25 12:03:27

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

''Did you manage to get the lid off, Sandra?''

06/01/25 12:07:00

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34079Ian Skelding

“Sorry Sir, we were told not to give you a knife.”

18/12/24 12:14:06

Tony S Vote score: 10912Tony S

I'm afraid he may be bran dead.

27/11/24 12:18:12

Ian Skelding Vote score: 34079Ian Skelding

“This is not just food, this is S&M food.”

23/11/24 12:05:57, edited: 23/11/24 12:06:58

Mike Walsh Vote score: 177Mike Walsh

🎶 Mow, mow, mow your boat, gently down the stream. 🎶

27/10/24 20:10:28

Voting is still live, Cap Auth. Caption writing is open for 24 hours, but voting is open for 72. You may still get your first win ;) (PS, I changed your comment identity to 'Caption Author' just so it's not revealed prior to voting close) --James Lennox
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 14539Scrijjy Doo

Please, no matches in the forest.

17/10/24 19:11:47

John Harrison Vote score: 8248John Harrison

When all you can get is an online dentist.

01/10/24 11:02:51

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15466Chris Keegan

Dave's put on a few stones.

16/09/24 11:04:38, edited: 16/09/24 11:05:01

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

''I kneaded somewhere to live.''

01/09/24 7:14:10

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15466Chris Keegan

The other side reads - Told you so.

29/08/24 11:03:30

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 23541Vanessa the Guesser

"My joystick's not working."

"It hasn't for years, dear."

10/08/24 11:14:49

Stephen Bean Vote score: 46177Stephen Bean

Mortal Tomcat

05/08/24 11:17:45

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

To be honest, I can't see that hairstyle taking off.

12/06/24 7:05:28

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

Gillette: The breast a man can get.

08/06/24 19:06:58

KT A Vote score: 9852KT A

Perfect for traffic jams

31/05/24 7:11:46

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 23502Troompa Loompa

Weapon of Mouse Destruction

25/05/24 19:24:56

John Harrison Vote score: 8248John Harrison

"He'll be full of beans in no time."

05/05/24 19:13:15

Al Overy Vote score: 20490Al Overy

This house belongs to a famous wrapper.

28/04/24 19:01:12

Mr Dome  Vote score: 19003Mr Dome

Pitchin Vader

24/04/24 11:04:56

Stephen Bean Vote score: 46177Stephen Bean

On the straight and narrow

21/04/24 7:05:18

Karen McDonald Vote score: 5529Karen McDonald

This broad's got legs that stop traffic!

14/04/24 11:03:56

Tony Edwards Vote score: 41078Tony Edwards

The Grim Repair

06/04/24 11:08:32

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 23502Troompa Loompa

Not exactly cutting hedge technology.

25/03/24 20:09:26, edited: 25/03/24 20:13:37

C CaMel Vote score: 17421C CaMel

Testing practices criticised at Pampers.

19/03/24 12:08:13

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 23541Vanessa the Guesser

Strike of genius.

02/03/24 12:07:56

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

''How much longer are you going to be in there?''

26/02/24 12:03:50

Jo Vote score: 2534Jo

This one's drowned.Guess they weren't a witch after all

24/02/24 8:01:03

Al Overy Vote score: 20490Al Overy

Collect extra Nectar points!

29/01/24 8:19:04

Al Overy Vote score: 20490Al Overy

Cold caller

26/01/24 8:00:17

Al Overy Vote score: 20490Al Overy

🎵 My art will go on...

24/01/24 12:05:35, edited: 24/01/24 12:07:11

Dave Bryan Vote score: 36090Dave Bryan

''Help yourself. There's no strings attached.''

20/01/24 12:06:32

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19826Dan Nicholls

Don't move, you're turtally surrounded

18/01/24 12:03:48

Greg Curtis Vote score: 9405Greg Curtis

"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are."

16/01/24 12:15:18, edited: 16/01/24 18:37:55, suggested edits

You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work. --James Lennox
John Harrison Vote score: 8248John Harrison

"Well, you grabbed my tit."

"I know, but I was trying to tickle your kneecaps."

11/01/24 12:07:48, edited: 11/01/24 12:14:57

Vivvy En Vote score: 15203Vivvy En

"Waking up in the gutter, lads, that was some stag do."

11/01/24 8:05:25

C CaMel Vote score: 17421C CaMel

“I’m just saying of all the places to put the stick…”

10/01/24 20:25:21

C CaMel Vote score: 17421C CaMel

“What alerted you to the fact the pilot might have been drinking?”

31/12/23 8:18:12

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