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Karen McDonald		lol x2 "Shock therapy can really work for some people. You'd never know, but I've actually had it myself." 27/10/23 11:38:08	25

Mr Dome		creative x2 [] I am not a robot Click all squares containing a horse 26/10/23 8:57:59	25

Paul Gledhill		"It was a good service." "Not that good, the brakes failed." 06/10/23 7:18:31	25

Karyn Harrison		lol Dave's pronouns are He/Haw 07/09/23 19:02:46, edited: 07/09/23 19:05:39	25

John Harrison		Time to bring on a sub. 29/08/23 11:00:59	25

Stephen Bean		Jest in peace 20/08/23 11:01:05	25

Dave Bryan		''Well, Jane, it looks like I was right. The trams do run on Sundays.'' 23/07/23 7:55:41	25

C CaMel		“I’m in the bath atm.” 15/07/23 7:13:59	25

Dave Bryan		clever Local residents were becoming increasingly worried about the volume of traffic. 11/07/23 19:34:50, edited: 11/07/23 19:39:47	25

Hercules Rockefeller		Timba 20/05/23 7:01:40	25

Mr Toad		lol "Thanks doctor, but we'd have preferred not to have met our sperm donor." 25/04/23 13:57:33	25

Chris Keegan		“That’s lovely Santa, but I was actually hoping for a shirt” 18/04/23 11:03:57	25

Chris Keegan		creative ʇsɐⅎ ooʇ ɹǝuɹoɔ ʇɐɥʇ uǝʞɐʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ noʎ ʞuᴉɥʇ I ʻǝʌɐᗡ 11/04/23 11:00:28	25

Hercules Rockefeller		♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12	1 25
Nice one! --Al Overy
David Michael		clever The bull made a quick escape 07/02/23 20:01:13	25

Al Overy		lol clever "Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!" 07/02/23 8:01:00	25

John Harrison		lol Road sign creator collapses dead on keyboard. Final work displayed as tribute. 27/01/23 8:02:40	1 25

Dave Bryan		The Emperors' new clothes 20/01/23 8:00:42, edited: 20/01/23 8:00:59	25

Al Overy		Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march. 14/01/23 12:00:12	25

Julia Kinsey		clever Farmer Geddon 06/01/23 8:00:23	25

stoneface1		lol "And can we get one of the bride on her own." "Ok..Just let me finish these crisps." 29/11/22 8:08:29	1 25

Mark Cowling £50
	lol 23/11/22 12:00:07		19 25
Oh no, is it the end of the month already? Just like James, I don't know who Matt Hancock is but at least I can tell him from a bar of soap. Every day I get in the shower with Matt Hancock, lather him up and wash with him all over my body, especi... --Willie Johnson
Nigel Marshall		lol Never sneeze near the pick n mix 02/11/22 20:00:55	25

Dave Bryan		lol ''The conference hall bar is now open, if anyone would like to purchase a gottle o' geer.'' 16/10/22 11:01:00	25

Stu Dent £50
	lol 25/01/21 20:03:45		21 25
Kudos to you Stu, well urned. --Glyn Evans
Vanessa the Guesser		clever ICU 25/07/20 11:02:49	1 25
Icy too --Willie Johnson
James Lennox		This public gathering is just asking to get Corona. 12/05/20 7:16:32	25

Smuldo		lol It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. 02/05/20 7:00:12	1 25
At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly. --Neil Mackenzie
Mark England		lol x3 "You spoil that bloody bat!" 27/04/20 11:12:35	25

C CaMel		The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16	25

C CaMel		lol x2 Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20	25

Troompa Loompa		lol Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 7:50:09	25

Mark England		lol clever x2 "Have you been mis-sold PPE?' 03/04/20 7:09:53	25

Mark England		lol x2 creative 'Been up since 4.am. Got a brilliant caption for the 8 a.m photo but I think it's gonna be a bit obvious. There's bound to be other captioneers thinking the same thing. I know, cut and paste. Oh five seconds to go. Finger hovering over add caption button...4..3 ..2 ZZZZZZZ ' 02/05/19 7:16:05	1 25

Michael Winner		lol x2 "...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..." 18/04/19 19:37:57	5 25
Keep chuckling to this a lot. Itâ€™s a brilliant caption ðŸ˜ƒ --Karen Oakenfull
Scrappy Doo		clever x3 The Abdominal Doughman 09/04/19 3:05:51	3 25
Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
Paul Reeve		creative He got fed up with just fetching balls. 28/02/19 12:51:44	25

Vanessa the Guesser £50
	creative x3 11/02/19 12:01:55		21 25
Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
John Llamas		lol creative ........ just posting some pictures of my trip 10/01/19 8:41:39	1 25
You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^) --Crunchy Chords
Vanessa the Guesser £50
	clever 20/09/18 7:05:14		16 25
I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
Karyn Harrison		clever Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 19:48:18	25

Pete £50		lol x2 It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 19:07:37	19 25
I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :) --Pussy Galore
Ian Skelding		lol x2 creative Great on the parcel shelf of a car. Nod to everyone. 23/05/18 13:08:30	4 25
You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
Troompa Loompa £50		lol clever "Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10	13 25
Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
Michael Winner £50		lol x2 "How will I recognise you?" 09/11/17 20:34:07	18 25
Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner
Smuldo £50
	lol 09/10/17 19:28:10		24 25
Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach
Pussy Galore		lol x2 "Why are you leaving the job?" "The doctor says I've got parking zones disease." 11/02/17 20:48:38	1 25
Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :) --Pussy Galore
Mark England		clever x2 Pros and Cons 21/10/16 11:54:20	25

Cath Jones		lol clever Prick Teas 17/10/15 19:00:07	25

Cath Jones		lol My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding. 02/08/15 20:09:56	25

Tony Edwards		creative clever x2 Boltergeists. 15/10/14 7:31:28	25

Helen Llamas		creative x2 Swiss Army Wife. 20/04/14 19:24:31	25

Michael Winner		creative x4 A mass grave of unknown snowmen. 05/02/14 8:00:09	6 25
Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f... --Shandonbelle
C CaMel		Feeling cannelloni? 12/11/12 12:07:39	25

Dan Dan		The new Paralympic torch. 02/09/12 11:03:49	25

Cath Jones £100		Grillers in the mist. 07/08/12 11:27:04	15 25

Gordon Bannerman		Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident 07/06/12 10:14:26	7 25

Lyarna Manley		Cliff was holding the fort. 15/05/12 10:22:15	25

Linda D		Burkha King 12/05/12 19:00:21	25

Pablo Cabello		The riding's on the wall. 05/05/12 19:00:09	25

Michael Winner		lol "Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..." 24/03/14 20:00:55	24

Gordon Bannerman		lol x2 Two Popes elected in Staffordshire 25/08/13 19:51:41	1 24
I keep chuckling at this one. --Dan Dan
Gayna Dee		lol x2 creative x2 See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 7:30:37	2 24
Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
John Glover		creative x2 "So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?" 18/02/13 12:15:46	1 24
This is cracking :-) --Chris Beach
Dan Dan		Spagyetti. 12/11/12 12:00:09	3 24

Pete		"Think in...think out." 09/11/12 8:13:13	2 24

Mark England		Bruised Wayne 18/09/12 19:10:56	24

F Mackay		🎵 Relieving on a jet plane. 🎵 24/08/12 11:02:19	24

John Glover		"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!" 06/07/12 10:11:12	2 24

Dave Devine		Radio waves 24/06/12 10:00:11	24

Christopher Harris		Puzzled look! 23/06/12 19:00:30	1 24

Paul Woolley		Bust Stop 08/06/12 19:00:06	24

Pete		Men like him should be put behind bras. 16/05/12 10:03:56	24

Mr. Toad		This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile. 02/05/12 19:00:49	2 24
Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call --Bad Boy Dennis.
F Mackay		"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48	24

Roley Martin		Trying to make N's meet. 27/10/11 10:17:46	2 24

C CaMel		lol x3 “The pigs in blankets were for everyone, Dave.” 24/12/24 8:46:41	24

Al Overy		lol A crowd quickly gathered as the loose change fell from Donald's sporran. 21/12/24 12:14:23	24

Scrijjy Doo		Get your ducks in a bow. 16/12/24 12:41:28	24

Al Overy		lol "Can either of you use a mouse?" "We'd love one, thanks for asking!" 10/11/24 12:08:50	24

Stephen Bean		Ceiling fans 08/11/24 20:01:49	24

Al Overy		creative x3 BANG "For God's sake, Julie! What have I said about bubble gum in bed?" 07/11/24 12:01:23	24

Stephen Bean		lol "Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24	24

C CaMel		lol “Why are so many pages missing?” 26/09/24 11:04:33	2 24
Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round. --James Lennox
Dave Bryan		Kneel Armstrong 06/09/24 19:38:12, edited: 06/09/24 19:53:57	2 24
I really like your Buzz Aldrin caption. If you re-post it I'll give it a vote. --Karyn Harrison
Tiny Alien		lol Steve's idea of a quick prank soon turned to disaster when he dropped the twins 25/08/24 8:51:06	24

Mark England		lol x2 "Sorry to butt in, but has anybody seen my wheelchair?" 26/06/24 11:10:15, edited: 26/06/24 11:15:21	2 24
Really refreshing to see a narrative caption doing well, nice work Cap Auth. --James Lennox
Al Overy		clever The Mile High 'Club' 17/06/24 11:05:22	24

Ben Samuel		Contains ground beef 13/06/24 11:02:52	24

John Harrison		When you regret going paperless. 11/06/24 11:25:01	24

John Harrison		"No, no...you get off to work. We'll be fine." 16/05/24 7:07:51	24

John Harrison		lol 🎵Climb every fountain..🎵 03/05/24 7:10:42	24

monty D		I've been squatting here since the Tennant left 30/04/24 7:08:12	24

Stephen Bean		clever Laps of memory 20/04/24 7:07:52	24

Stephen Bean		clever "Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11	24

Dave Bryan		Messcafe 26/02/24 20:03:33	24

David Michael		You know that feeling when your last meal comes back to haunt you... 23/02/24 8:21:33	24

Mr Dome		She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33	24

Stephen Bean		Logbook 09/02/24 8:04:44	1 24

Glyn Evans		Wear wolves 14/01/24 12:03:43	24

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